Top 10 All Time Cereals as decided by me, really early in the morning and therefore have no basis in reality . This list is based on how awesome the cereal is with reasons provided
10 Raisin Bran
For post Passover
9. Apple Cinnamon Cheerios
Honey Nut Cheerios comely but not pretty sister
8. Frosted Mini-Wheats
Health meets sugar. Also has some heft
7. Crispix
Best snacking cereal. Basis for party snacks.
6. Trix
Best fruity cereal. Also comes with drug addicted rabbit
5. Frosted Flakes
Best sugared cereal although flakes do get soggy too quickly
4. Honey Nut Cheerios
Childhood memories. Babies love them. Quality mascot.
3. Rice Krispies
Best cereal for creating a marshmallow infused desert.
2. Lucky Charms
Best cereal that comes with marshmallows already in them.
1. Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Best cereal based on taste, utility, and staying power.
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What in the world is the basis for this list? where is Coooookie Crisp? Where is Captain Crunch? Where is Honey Nut Chex? Where are C-3PO's?
First of all those other cereals you mentioned suck. The list is the definitive scientifically established list of cereals based on taste, utility (can they be eaten without milk), health, advertising linked animal mascot, and popularity deduced by a BSD sponsored survey.
I would say anything that contains at least 150% of the daily recommended fiber intake is good. Getting to the mid afternoon with at least a solid bowel movement is always a positive end to a hectic day.
isn't there an SNL commerical for colon blow, that had like 1000% of the daily fiber intake.
glad to hear the criteria... i still can't believe cap'n crunch couldn't make the list. or what about Alpha-Bits? those help kids with literacy.
First, no cereal with crappy inedible marshmallows makes the list. Period. So out goes Lucky Charms.
Second, Apple Cinnamon Cheerios? Please.
Honey Nut Cheerios is the greatest cereal ever, followed by Raisin Bran. Frosted Flakes, Frosted Mini-Wheats, Crispix, and Rice Krispies all belong on the list. You do need to add some variety of Chex as well. And Cocoa Krispies is another winner.
Raisin Bran? What are we, 80 years old and constipated?
Reese's Peanut Butter Puffs don't make the list? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?
First of all Marshmallows in cereal is awesome. Anyone who says otherwise hates America.
I stand corrected on Reese's Puffs. They definitely should make the list ...although the peanut butter component makes me nervous. Would that make them too healthy?
Blech. I love chocolate and PB, but Reese's Puffs are gross.
Raisin Bran is delicious. And it helps clean your insides. Nothing wrong with that!
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