Showing posts with label Charlie Weis is still fat. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Charlie Weis is still fat. Show all posts

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Pizza the Hutt

















It looks like the best part of the University of Michigan's season was taking out Pizza the Hutt. Now could the Sweatervest and the Buckeye Nation do something this grand?? The fat slob will now be on crutches all season. This most definately will be the highlight of my season. Now Weis joins Brady on the ACL, MCL kick. I am sure Bill Simmons is practicing somewhere by jumping down his stairs to try to tear one of the ligaments in his knee to be like his butt buddies.




Saturday, August 25, 2007

Happy 3rd Anniversary to the “Back Seat Drivers!”

I cannot believe we are about to enter the fourth fiscal year of thedawggs.blogspot.com. Here are some great stats:
Year 1 – 259 posts
Year 2 – 543 posts
Year 3 – 408 posts

While the number of posts was down this year, it was misleading, because our slugging average actually went up considerably during Year 3. What this means is that we actually had a higher readership and higher quality articles during Year 3, despite less posts. Also of note, we had a whopping 1,314 visits in November 2006, according to sitemeter.com, during the heart of the NFL season, the BSC controversies, and the beginning of the NBA season.

Perhaps one of the more exciting developments on BSD this year was the “Mock Draft.” First, there was the Beer Draft (Rounds 1 and 2 and Round 3 and Rounds 4 and 5) and then there was the sensational Wrestling Draft (Rounds 1 and 2 and Rounds 3 and 4 and one possible Survivor Series) The end-product was awesome and hopefully we’ll be able to hold additional “Mock Drafts.”

Some of my other favorite moments/articles of the past year included:
1) Charlie Weis is fat… really fat! And Charlie Weis is Pizza the Hut!
2) The Introduction of the Sandwich
3) The Rage-a-Holic label/terminology, for some of MJ’s (and others) angry posts
4) Hitman’s Rant on cyberathletes and any other mention of a reference to Mario Kart.
5) The discovery of Captain Chaos!

The next year can only be better for the blog, for football, and for mankind!

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Pizza the HUT!!

Charlie Weis lost a medical malpractice lawsuit against 2 Mass General surgeons who performed the gastric bypass (stomach stapling) procedure. Pizza the Hut noticed a slimmed down Al Roker and decided to undergo the procedure without the required 6 week program before the operation.

Pizza the Hut claimed the doctors were responsible for internal bleeding that forces him to use a cart.

Clearly the doctors were negligent because even after the operation Pizza the Hut is still a fat bastard and uses a cart to move his girth around the sideline.

Pay Pizza the Hut or else!! Or else pizza is gonna send out for *you*!