Friday, July 13, 2007

Shut Your Piehole! I'm a-Wario Edition

Brian Flander, general manager of the Chicago Chimera:

"I do believe this is a sport. These are real athletes who are the best in the world at what they do."

Who are the Chicago Chimera, you ask? They're one of six teams competing in something called the "Championship Gaming Series". In other words, they're ten dorks who played Bond and Kart all through college, and since figured that was about as far up the mountain as they could climb. To call these homebodies "athletes" is so preposterous, it's beyond offensive to actual sportsmen who exert actual physical energy in the real world.

Mr. Flander, controlling a computer image of a soccer player does not make one a soccer player. Maybe you're more "now" than me, but you're evidently a whole lot dumber too.

If you want to express your opinions, plug in your xBox and see who'll bite. Out here in the real world, please leave the talking to those of us with brains - and SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE!

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