Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Pizza the HUT!!

Charlie Weis lost a medical malpractice lawsuit against 2 Mass General surgeons who performed the gastric bypass (stomach stapling) procedure. Pizza the Hut noticed a slimmed down Al Roker and decided to undergo the procedure without the required 6 week program before the operation.

Pizza the Hut claimed the doctors were responsible for internal bleeding that forces him to use a cart.

Clearly the doctors were negligent because even after the operation Pizza the Hut is still a fat bastard and uses a cart to move his girth around the sideline.

Pay Pizza the Hut or else!! Or else pizza is gonna send out for *you*!

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