An Open Letter to the New York Jets

Dear New York Jets,

Please shut the F up. Do you know how hard it is to get the rest of the country to cheer for New England? And yet you're making it very easy for us to root for Brady & Co. to stomp you like they did in your last meeting.

So shut your pieholes and focus on getting ready for the game. Your jobs are to play football, not to run your mouths.

Sincerely,

NFL Fans Everywhere