A) Ah the Ohio Legislation in all its glory is trying to push new regulations on strip clubs. Yes once the evil scourge of lap dances is combated all of the state's ills will be solved (apparently strip clubs cause 78% of all Medical Costs in the state). Unfortunately, and who could have guessed that people who graduated with a degree in stuffing berries up their nose would create unforeseen errors, the bill is crafted in such that might limit the Cleveland Cavaliers Dance team. As I have their autographs (well Bethany) this hits me below the belt. Its bad enough that the state legislation intellectual abilities could often be confused with that of a moon rock but at the very least they could have the common sense to give the Cavs the full chance to bring a championship back to the great city of Cleveland. And for that they need these girls:
(h/t www.deadspin.com)B) Remember when Dice-K was going to win 37 Cy Youngs and got a front page article every time he breathed. Isn't it great the media follows up on its early prognostications. Its like they watched Memento and thought, wouldn't life be grand if you forgot what you did 10 seconds ago.
C) Just a quick update from Italy. Soccer or as they call it "calcio" has now gone at least 1 month without killing anyone. This may be a record. As such in celebration I wanted to give a quick prayer of thanks to the Patron Saint of our website...Saint Scarlett Johansson (who apparently is half Danish. which means she can drink you under the table)
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