Cheers and Jeers: Wise Men on the HUNT

Three Wise Men Go Hunting

Ingredients:

• 1/2 oz Jack Daniels
• 1/2 oz Jim Beam
• 1/2 oz Johnnie Walker
• 1/2 oz Wild Turkey

Mixing instructions:

Pour in that order.

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"In a strange sort of way it always feels better to close it out on the road. That silence, like church."
-- Pistons guard Chauncey Billups, on the sound of silence in Chicago.

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Common side effects of Cheers and Jeers are: Weight gain, Sleepiness, Constipation, Dry mouth, Increased appetite, Feeling weak, Tremors (shakes), Dizziness,Problems in keeping your body temperature regulated
There are certain things that you should speak with your doctor about before taking Cheers and Jeers. Tell your doctor:

• If you are older than age 65 and have a mental problem called dementia

• If you are pregnant or plan to become pregnant. It is not known if Cheers and Jeers can harm your unborn baby. If you are breast-feeding or plan to breast-feed. Cheers and Jeers may pass into your milk and may harm your baby

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Alright Gentleman, let’s not stand on ceremony and let’s start the show.

This week, I have reserved a special award to Commissioner David Stern and the NBA league office. Instead of jeering, you will all receive a swirly (after MJ is finished with the toilet).

Cheers: To Team Canada Steve Nash. He has been smacked around hard this series and shows no worse for the wear. Go Suns.

Jeers: The Cavs for not closing things out in the ugly game 5. The Cavs managed only 72 points in an elimination game!!! Get on with it and take care of the Nets.

Cheers: To The Wire. Not sports related but HBO crime drama about Baltimore is more addicting than the drugs portrayed (not quite). I’ve never seen a series capture the urban culture, walk, dress, language, and code of conduct better. Check it out.

Onto my top 3 links of the week:

• The Daily Show discussing “NILF” btw, great quote “She is back from Iraq and wearing a skirt that barely covers her Sunni Triangle
• Jerry Falwell T-shirt
• It’s graduation season, welcome to the job market!!

Please accept a page from Nurse Sexy. You are wanted in Exam Room #4.