http://blog.cleveland.com/metro/2009/08/ohio_lottery_unveils_brownsthe.html#more
There are now Cleveland Browns themed lottery tickets. Let the jokes begin, ill start:
1. The jackpot is that you get to play Linebacker for the Browns, its their best recruiting tool in the last twenty years.
2. Ernest Byner scratched off a $50,000 winning ticket, but lost the ticket when he dropped it on the goalline.
3. The tickets are in high demand, Romeo Crennel has already eaten 50 of them.
4. Every fourth ticket comes with a Staph infection
5. Shaun Rogers is mad at the lottery ticket for not saying hi to him
6. The tickets are scratch and sniff, it smells like the old stadium.
Anyone else?
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