Friday, August 07, 2009

Cheers and Jeers: Maker's Mark Edition

Some days you just need the brownest of the brown liquors. Whether your defending yourself against hordes of zombies or just professors. In any event I recommend Maker's Mark...occasionally with ice cubes.

And now for some Cheering and Jeering....

Cheers: To Lou Holtz not running for Congress. Not to say mentally deranged, incoherent, nut jobs don't belong in Congress. But I think at the moment we are at maximum capacity.

A Hot Dog deep fried with french fries has more intelligence than Lou Holtz according to the latest scientific data

Jeers: To Rashard Lewis getting caught using PEDs. I really really don't want to start up the great steriods debate on basketball. I will say it's just more reason to hate Orlando this year. Lewis' 10 game suspension will hopefully hurt their regular season record.


Cheers: To the first college poll of the new year. The coaches. As the coaches poll doesn't rely on facts or information its pretty easy to get it out there. Nonetheless it does mean the countdown to college football is getting pretty close to zero.

Cheers: To grumpy old men. Frank Deford went all John McCain and yelled at ESPN to get off his sports journalism grass this week. Not that anything is factually incorrect in anything he said or shouldn't have been said. Heck I say it every day. But I just have this image of Deford saying this and then having another rant about the quality of cloud cover these days.

Jeers: To Mike Lupica. Because he's a dick.... I don't think I've said that enough this year....

and our C&J gal of the week.....Sophie Turner



UPDATE: A special cheers and C&J gal of the week....(umm whoever Stafford is with. ) Matt is quickly becoming a favorite for the various women he brings to our attention here at C&J headquarters....

Return to your airing of Cheers and Jeers for the week.....

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