Cheers and Jeers: AllSpiced Cider Edition

Ingredients
Apple Cider
Orange Juice
Brandy
Smiles


Cheers: To Old Hanging Judge Goodell Fining Eric The Mangina. Yes, Yes I jeered it last week but that was before it came out that Mangini has been throwing around maximum allowable fines for parking space infractions, not paying for water bottles, and not blinking in unison. It's not surprising given Randy Lerner's background that he surrounds himself with assholes, douchebags and baffoons but Mangini manages to combine all 3 of these attributes into one. Mangini manages to combine Mumbles radiant personality disorders with Romeo Crennel's head coaching skills. So fine away NFL. Fine Mangini for sock wearing infractions or using too many Rs in a sentence or whatever. Mangini will be doing the same to all his subordinates so doesn't he deserve the same?

Cheers: To the Illibuck. The Illibuck is awarded to the winner of the Illinois-Ohio State game every year. What's the Illibuck you ask? It's a wooden replica of a snapping turtle that died 82 years ago in the bathtub of an Illinois fraternity house. True story....

Jeers: To Mikhail Prokhorov conditionally buying the NJ Nets. I don't think C&J is lapsing into jingoism but saying a Russian Oligarch might have some shady connections (and by shady I mean Putin) and probably shouldn't be owning a professional basketball team. And by might I mean there's a better chance that C&J's will be opening an office on Mars than Prokhorov is clean.

Jeers: To Rep. Steve King (R-Crazy) for linking same sex marriage to socialism. For the record C&Js is not communist. It may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but it is not a gay porn star.


And your C&J gal of the week....Wonder Woman. She helps protect C&J headquarters from various arch-villains and provides free lasso lessons. Thanks Wonder Woman....