Dikembe Mutombo honored LeBron James with a surprise birthday bash in Wednesday's game in Cleveland. He bashed his face, fracturing it, causing Lebron to wear a mask. In honor of this incident, ESPN took the time to figure out who else has been injured by Mutumbo. Dikembe Mutombo's elbows have done a lot of damage over the years. Left in his wake were 25 affected players, five broken noses, 20 stitches. I just had to get the word out (especially take note of the April 9, 1999 game, where he managed to injure 4 people in one game!)
I know this is not a typical column, but I have to spread the truth in my role as a journalist.
1. April 20, 2004: Kenyon Martin, hit in the eye and retaliated by clubbing Mutombo across the arm. Received a technical foul
2. March 31, 2003: Yao Ming, hit in the throat. Mutombo assessed flagrant foul
3. Feb. 4, 2002: Vince Carter, hit in the gut
4. May 16, 2001: Vince Carter, hit in the head. Carter did not return to Game 6 of the Eastern Conference playoffs
5. May 6, 2001: Chris Childs, broken nose
6. Feb. 26, 2001: Ray Allen, broken nose
7. Jan. 13, 2001: Corey Maggette, eye trauma
8. Dec. 28, 2000: Chauncey Billups, hit in the mouth, four stitches, fractured front tooth
9. Feb. 6, 1999: Jayson Williams, broken nose
10. May 4, 1999: Mark Strickland, broken nose
11. May 8, 1999: Lindsey Hunter, left eye
12. May 8, 1999: Christian Laettner, cut on face
13, 14, 15, 16. April 9, 1999: Chris Childs, lost a tooth; Marcus Camby, shot to throat; Larry Johnson, hit in the head; Patrick Ewing, hit in the head
17. March 4, 1999: Kevin Willis, injured shoulder. Missed several games
18. May 6, 1997: Dennis Rodman, retaliated and ejected with second technical foul
19. April 12, 1997: Tom Gugliotta, broken nose
20. Jan. 30, 1997: Antoine Carr, knocked senseless
21. Jan. 4, 1997: Charles Oakley, four stitches to the lip
22. Oct. 22, 1996: Michael Jordan, bloodied nose (preseason game)
23. April 10, 1994: Robert Horry, hit in the head, fell to the floor
24. Dec. 30, 1993: Chris Webber; Mutombo later ejected for taunting Chris Gatling
25. Dec. 28, 1991: Robert Parish, hit the floor
26. Nov. 29, 1991: Ricky Pierce, 12 stitches in forehead
Friday, December 31, 2004
Wednesday, December 29, 2004
Week 17 - Season's End
Well, it’s been a long wacky season as usual. I still think we are in the era where any year, your team can be truly great, or truly terrible. The Chargers went from worst, to contenders. Granted, we still have a couple teams that do well each and every year, (Pats & Eagles). I really cannot remember a year though where most of the teams have their playoff position secured with nothing to play for. 7 teams have secured their seed and have nothing to play for this weekend. NOTHING! This will certainly create mass confusion when the playoffs starts, especially for teams that haven’t had to play hard in about 3 weeks.
Manwich Matchup of the Week-
New Orleans @ Carolina-
From 1-7 to 8-8 and the playoffs. The Panthers are unbelievable. They had 13 guys on IR by week 6 (the Browns didn’t get to 13 until like week 9, and then just gave up). They almost beat the Falcons to win out the season. This would definitely be the best 8-8 team ever to make the playoffs. Am I discounting the Saints by not even speaking of their strengths or weaknesses? Your damn right I am!
Pick: Carolina
Manwich Matchup of the Week, Part 2 (NO Upset of the week this week)-
NY Jets @ St. Louis-
How funny would it be if the Jets lost this game and didn’t make the playoffs? Apparently, the Jets would be the odd team out in a possible 3-way tie with Denver and Buffalo. The Rams have a lot to play for, considering a wildcard and/or division title is within their reach. I’m giving the edge to the Jets, simply because Martz is insane. 2 weeks ago, a reporter asked Martz why Steven Jackson did not play, and Martz said, “I didn’t realize that.” Martz made up for it by letting Jackson rush for 150 yards on Monday night.
Pick: Jets
Minnesota @ Washington-
As always, I’m picking the Vikings. Washington is missing Portis, so I’m actually using some reason this week.
Pick: Minnesota
SUPER 7
The following 7 games involve teams with nothing to play for.
Pittsburgh @ Buffalo-
Lucky: Buffalo is playing a team that does not need to win.
Unlucky: Buffalo still needs help from either Denver or the Jets.
Pick: Buffalo
Indy @ Denver-
The Broncos are in the best spot. Indy is likely to rest everyone. They have the 3-spot locked up, nothing to gain or lose. Broncos may still salvage the playoff spot after all!
Pick: Denver
Cinci @ Philly-
Locked in at NFC #1, Andy Reid may play center for fun. He may also eat a Cornerback for a snack.
Pick: Cinci
Atlanta @ Seattle-
Atlanta is locked in at NFC #2. My fantasy sleeper Michael Jenkins may get some serious playing time. I still think they’re saving his “coming out” party for the playoffs. A 6-5 guy with speed who’s rated off the charts in ESPN football and in Madden?
Pick: Seattle
Green Bay @ Chicago-
GB has nothing to play for. Local Clevelander Tony Fisher may get more time to shine.
Pick: Chicago
San Fran @ New England-
New England has nothing to play for. World Football League MVP Rohan Davey will toss some balls around to both teams for a calistenic workout. This is the one game I have a problem with. I really don’t have the courage to pick San Fran even though New England has nothing to play for.
Pick: New England
KC @ San Diego-
Marty Schottenheimer returns to the playoffs! Unbelievable how well their defense came together after sucking it up for so long. But they’ll save all the surprises for after the playoffs.
Pick: KC
Miami @ Baltimore-
Baltimore only needs to win and hope for Buffalo, Denver, and Jacksonville to lose. I’m just happy they’re not going to the playoffs. The main reason- choking in week 1 to the lowly Cleveland Browns!
Pick: Baltimore
Jacksonville @ Oakland-
All the Jags had to do was win against Houston, and they would have held all of the tiebreakers. Instead, they laid a big, fat egg and lost by 21 points. I think the “oops I crapped my pants excuse” does not hold up very well in the National Football League.
Pick: Jacksonville
Cleveland @ Houston-
The Houston Texans were my surprise team. One more victory and they get to 8-8. That really was not too bad, considering how pathetic their defense was and how Carr got sacked so often. The biggest problem is that they are in the AFC South with the Colts, Jags, and Titans. Believe me, next year will not be any easier.
Pick: Houston
Tampa Bay @ Arizona-
You do realize, Arizona would be right in the playoff mix. One problem, they got swept by the 49ers!!! This normally would not be a big deal except that the 49ers only have 2 wins, which are both against Arizona. Meanwhile, Brian Griese sold his soul to the devil to re-discover his groove. The movie’s coming out next year, “How Griese Got His Groove Back.”
Pick: Tampa Bay
Dallas @ NY Giants-
This will be the second straight year that the Giants lose out the season. Last year, they started 4-4 and lost 8 straight to get to 4-12. This year was a little better, they started 5-2, only to lose 9 straight. Actually, I’m not sure which one is better.
Pick: Dallas
Detroit @ Tennesee-
This game means nothing. Anything can happen. I’m going to stick with Kevin Jones. K-money!
Pick: Detroit
Last Week: 13-3 (2 of the 3 losses were Manwich and Upset!)
Season: 145-97
Manwich Matchup: 7-9 (The Vikings make me a loser once again)
Upset Special: 7-9 (Picking against the Steelers again did not work out so well)
Manwich Matchup of the Week-
New Orleans @ Carolina-
From 1-7 to 8-8 and the playoffs. The Panthers are unbelievable. They had 13 guys on IR by week 6 (the Browns didn’t get to 13 until like week 9, and then just gave up). They almost beat the Falcons to win out the season. This would definitely be the best 8-8 team ever to make the playoffs. Am I discounting the Saints by not even speaking of their strengths or weaknesses? Your damn right I am!
Pick: Carolina
Manwich Matchup of the Week, Part 2 (NO Upset of the week this week)-
NY Jets @ St. Louis-
How funny would it be if the Jets lost this game and didn’t make the playoffs? Apparently, the Jets would be the odd team out in a possible 3-way tie with Denver and Buffalo. The Rams have a lot to play for, considering a wildcard and/or division title is within their reach. I’m giving the edge to the Jets, simply because Martz is insane. 2 weeks ago, a reporter asked Martz why Steven Jackson did not play, and Martz said, “I didn’t realize that.” Martz made up for it by letting Jackson rush for 150 yards on Monday night.
Pick: Jets
Minnesota @ Washington-
As always, I’m picking the Vikings. Washington is missing Portis, so I’m actually using some reason this week.
Pick: Minnesota
SUPER 7
The following 7 games involve teams with nothing to play for.
Pittsburgh @ Buffalo-
Lucky: Buffalo is playing a team that does not need to win.
Unlucky: Buffalo still needs help from either Denver or the Jets.
Pick: Buffalo
Indy @ Denver-
The Broncos are in the best spot. Indy is likely to rest everyone. They have the 3-spot locked up, nothing to gain or lose. Broncos may still salvage the playoff spot after all!
Pick: Denver
Cinci @ Philly-
Locked in at NFC #1, Andy Reid may play center for fun. He may also eat a Cornerback for a snack.
Pick: Cinci
Atlanta @ Seattle-
Atlanta is locked in at NFC #2. My fantasy sleeper Michael Jenkins may get some serious playing time. I still think they’re saving his “coming out” party for the playoffs. A 6-5 guy with speed who’s rated off the charts in ESPN football and in Madden?
Pick: Seattle
Green Bay @ Chicago-
GB has nothing to play for. Local Clevelander Tony Fisher may get more time to shine.
Pick: Chicago
San Fran @ New England-
New England has nothing to play for. World Football League MVP Rohan Davey will toss some balls around to both teams for a calistenic workout. This is the one game I have a problem with. I really don’t have the courage to pick San Fran even though New England has nothing to play for.
Pick: New England
KC @ San Diego-
Marty Schottenheimer returns to the playoffs! Unbelievable how well their defense came together after sucking it up for so long. But they’ll save all the surprises for after the playoffs.
Pick: KC
Miami @ Baltimore-
Baltimore only needs to win and hope for Buffalo, Denver, and Jacksonville to lose. I’m just happy they’re not going to the playoffs. The main reason- choking in week 1 to the lowly Cleveland Browns!
Pick: Baltimore
Jacksonville @ Oakland-
All the Jags had to do was win against Houston, and they would have held all of the tiebreakers. Instead, they laid a big, fat egg and lost by 21 points. I think the “oops I crapped my pants excuse” does not hold up very well in the National Football League.
Pick: Jacksonville
Cleveland @ Houston-
The Houston Texans were my surprise team. One more victory and they get to 8-8. That really was not too bad, considering how pathetic their defense was and how Carr got sacked so often. The biggest problem is that they are in the AFC South with the Colts, Jags, and Titans. Believe me, next year will not be any easier.
Pick: Houston
Tampa Bay @ Arizona-
You do realize, Arizona would be right in the playoff mix. One problem, they got swept by the 49ers!!! This normally would not be a big deal except that the 49ers only have 2 wins, which are both against Arizona. Meanwhile, Brian Griese sold his soul to the devil to re-discover his groove. The movie’s coming out next year, “How Griese Got His Groove Back.”
Pick: Tampa Bay
Dallas @ NY Giants-
This will be the second straight year that the Giants lose out the season. Last year, they started 4-4 and lost 8 straight to get to 4-12. This year was a little better, they started 5-2, only to lose 9 straight. Actually, I’m not sure which one is better.
Pick: Dallas
Detroit @ Tennesee-
This game means nothing. Anything can happen. I’m going to stick with Kevin Jones. K-money!
Pick: Detroit
Last Week: 13-3 (2 of the 3 losses were Manwich and Upset!)
Season: 145-97
Manwich Matchup: 7-9 (The Vikings make me a loser once again)
Upset Special: 7-9 (Picking against the Steelers again did not work out so well)
Monday, December 27, 2004
Looking Back, Foward and Across
Well its the almost the new year, so like any pundit its time to recap those events that we remember. Why do pundits do that? My first impression is because America has no memory. I keep waiting for reunion shows for shows that are still ongoing. I would also say people are lazy . I mean what else explains the existence of Starbucks across the street from a Starbucks. But the 5th Street will one up the usual punditry by doing adding a little imitation and a little prognastication.
The Present (i.e. This Week in Sports)
The Manwhich Matchup
The Super Chargers and Colts made this game into a super sloppy joe. High powered offense, an exciting come back and recording breaking performances. The Chargers had LT running on all cylinders, hadn't made any mistakes and somehow had contained Manning for about 55 minutes. But there's always that third part of the game (you know the one that's so bad on the Browns that no one even mentions) thats right Special Teams. When Rhodes returned the kickoff for a TD it kept the Colts in the game and seemingly got the fire stoked under Mannings feet.
Upset of the Week
Well for once in the NFL pretty much all the favored teams held serve. Yes, I know Jacksonville lost but Leftwich had a concussion. I'm fairly certain if Byron knew that that he was playing football and not basketball the Jaguars would have one the game. The game that I was most suprised about was Denver over Tennessee. This is a team that well folds faster than Superman on laundry day. But somehow Jake "Middle Finger" Plummer gave them the victory. Can Denver actually make it to the Playoffs? A definitive maybe.
The Future
Next week's big game is Carolina v. New Orleans. Both teams are hot (and not in the Brittney Spears trashy soon to be former career way). The winner pretty much will get the last wild card and get the joy of going to Green Bay. Nonetheless hold onto your Rolling Rocks sports fans I'm predicting a great game (and a new orleans victory)
The Past
Well its been a long year in the Sports World. The ectasy of victory, tragedy of defeat (well if your in Cleveland its the later and the never the former). Here's a brief list of the best and worst of 2004:
Best Team:
Detroit Pistons - This is a team that really came together, played as a unit and won as a unit. They seemed to get better as the playoffs ran on (play of the year coming for Tayshoun Prince blocking Reggie Miller's lay-up). Unlike the Patroits (runner up for team of the year) they dominated in the championship , with the mighty Lakers being reduced to squabbeling children.
Best Game:
The best game of the year probably happened in the Super Bowl. Two teams marching back and forth, a last second field goal, nudity, funny commercials...what else could be better? I'm not sure maybe if Belichek had celebrated the victory by doing some sort of Irish jig but this was as close to a perfect game (read Rams over Titans) as your going to get. The runner up with UConn winning the national championship over Georgia Tech (its The Tournament it always get a shout-out)
Player of the Year:
Mia Hamm. Her team won the gold in Athens. It was her and the rest of these modern day Amazons that enough gold and championships that would make King Tut jealous. They started an entire league for these gals (by contrast Lebron James gets a gator-aid named after him...hmm lets think about this one). Is there really anyone with comparable atheletic accomplishments, talents, grace and respect in today's sports?
Most Over-Hyped Moment
Boston winning the World Series. Ah the inhumanity of city not winning a championship in the last oh 9 months or so. How could a team with the 2nd biggest payroll that had just added a World Series MVP actually win a World Series? What adversity they had to overcome. Talk about overhyped. Yes the Red Sox hadn't won a World Series since butter and bread had become a best selling item. But the biggest thing in their way was a fat dead guy. Come on! The one thing that makes me happy is that we won't have to listen (hopefully) to Boston fans bitch and moan.
Goats of the Year
Ron Artest
For making everyone forget about what is going on in the NBA. For ruining Larry's Bird's team and keeping them from winning a championship. For making kids cry.
Barry Bonds, Bud Selig and Don Fehr
Steriods 10,003
Record Book 0
Safety 0
Common Sense 0
Butch "Napoleon" Davis
Do I really need a reason?
Happy New Year to all and to all a good night
The Present (i.e. This Week in Sports)
The Manwhich Matchup
The Super Chargers and Colts made this game into a super sloppy joe. High powered offense, an exciting come back and recording breaking performances. The Chargers had LT running on all cylinders, hadn't made any mistakes and somehow had contained Manning for about 55 minutes. But there's always that third part of the game (you know the one that's so bad on the Browns that no one even mentions) thats right Special Teams. When Rhodes returned the kickoff for a TD it kept the Colts in the game and seemingly got the fire stoked under Mannings feet.
Upset of the Week
Well for once in the NFL pretty much all the favored teams held serve. Yes, I know Jacksonville lost but Leftwich had a concussion. I'm fairly certain if Byron knew that that he was playing football and not basketball the Jaguars would have one the game. The game that I was most suprised about was Denver over Tennessee. This is a team that well folds faster than Superman on laundry day. But somehow Jake "Middle Finger" Plummer gave them the victory. Can Denver actually make it to the Playoffs? A definitive maybe.
The Future
Next week's big game is Carolina v. New Orleans. Both teams are hot (and not in the Brittney Spears trashy soon to be former career way). The winner pretty much will get the last wild card and get the joy of going to Green Bay. Nonetheless hold onto your Rolling Rocks sports fans I'm predicting a great game (and a new orleans victory)
The Past
Well its been a long year in the Sports World. The ectasy of victory, tragedy of defeat (well if your in Cleveland its the later and the never the former). Here's a brief list of the best and worst of 2004:
Best Team:
Detroit Pistons - This is a team that really came together, played as a unit and won as a unit. They seemed to get better as the playoffs ran on (play of the year coming for Tayshoun Prince blocking Reggie Miller's lay-up). Unlike the Patroits (runner up for team of the year) they dominated in the championship , with the mighty Lakers being reduced to squabbeling children.
Best Game:
The best game of the year probably happened in the Super Bowl. Two teams marching back and forth, a last second field goal, nudity, funny commercials...what else could be better? I'm not sure maybe if Belichek had celebrated the victory by doing some sort of Irish jig but this was as close to a perfect game (read Rams over Titans) as your going to get. The runner up with UConn winning the national championship over Georgia Tech (its The Tournament it always get a shout-out)
Player of the Year:
Mia Hamm. Her team won the gold in Athens. It was her and the rest of these modern day Amazons that enough gold and championships that would make King Tut jealous. They started an entire league for these gals (by contrast Lebron James gets a gator-aid named after him...hmm lets think about this one). Is there really anyone with comparable atheletic accomplishments, talents, grace and respect in today's sports?
Most Over-Hyped Moment
Boston winning the World Series. Ah the inhumanity of city not winning a championship in the last oh 9 months or so. How could a team with the 2nd biggest payroll that had just added a World Series MVP actually win a World Series? What adversity they had to overcome. Talk about overhyped. Yes the Red Sox hadn't won a World Series since butter and bread had become a best selling item. But the biggest thing in their way was a fat dead guy. Come on! The one thing that makes me happy is that we won't have to listen (hopefully) to Boston fans bitch and moan.
Goats of the Year
Ron Artest
For making everyone forget about what is going on in the NBA. For ruining Larry's Bird's team and keeping them from winning a championship. For making kids cry.
Barry Bonds, Bud Selig and Don Fehr
Steriods 10,003
Record Book 0
Safety 0
Common Sense 0
Butch "Napoleon" Davis
Do I really need a reason?
Happy New Year to all and to all a good night
Wednesday, December 22, 2004
Week 16- Mini-Playoff Preview
Just to get it down on paper, I'm going to give a quick Mini-Playoff Preview. Logically speaking, it should be Steelers over the Eagles. But we all know that will never actually happen. Roethlisberger would have to defy all the odds to be a winning rookie QB. And the Eagles probably won't even get there without TO! Emotionally speaking, I'm going Colts over Falcons. Both teams are flawed, but if the Colts score often enough, they can beat anyone. The Falcons need only get to the NFC Championship, then take down an Eagles team that is weak against the run and has no TO to rely on. The most interesting race will be to see who will get the wild card(s) in the AFC. Assuming the Jets make it, I'm pulling for Jacksonville right now, though nothing would suprise me. I'm also hoping for Carolina to make the NFC Playoffs, so we can see stories about an 8-8 team making the Super Bowl. OK, we'll see how this all looks in a few weeks. On to the games.
Manwich Matchup of the Week-
Green Bay @ Minnesota- Christmas Eve. The only game on. Winner gets a division title and a crucial home game. Assuming the loser can still make the playoffs (Green Bay already clinched, Minnesota would need to win the last week) they would get a road game at the weak Seattle/St. Louis winner. Not too bad. All year long, I’ve stuck by the Vikings through thick and thin. In a strange kind of way, it’s almost better to be on the road for that first game then to possibly have to face the Carolina Panthers.
Pick: Minnesota
Upset of the Week-
Baltimore @ Pittsburgh- I’m thinking the Steelers are just not good enough to finish 15-1. In addition, I think the Steelers could be like ’99 Jags, go 14-2 with both losses to the same team (the Jags ended up losing a 3rd time to the Titans in the playoffs).
Pick: Baltimore
Oakland @ KC-
It’s kind of sad, but KC really has been in every game this season, they only needed some semblance of a defense, imagine that.
Pick: KC
Denver @ Tennessee-
Denver has been consistently screwing up, yet they still are in the thick of the playoff race. This might be one of Plummer’s 4TD- 0 INT weeks.
Pick: Denver
NY Giants @ Cinci-
I think I’m just going to keep picking against Eli every week.
Pick: Giants
Chicago @ Detroit-
After the Lions failed to get the extra point, I’ve never seen a more shocked look than Coach Mariucci. The amazing thing is, had they won the game, they’d also be in the playoff hunt at 6-8!
Pick: Detroit
San Diego @ Indy-
What a game. I could have picked this as the Manwich Matchup, but I just don’t think the battle for 3 vs. 4 seed is as crucial. What is the difference between playing the Jets, Jags/Ravens/Bills/Broncos? I’d be scared any which way!
Pick: Indy
Houston @ Jacksonville-
Yes, my surprise playoff pick for 2004 (Houston) just didn’t have the defense, or the offense, to make it through. They did beat the Jags first time around, and I think revenge will play a huge role this time around.
Pick: Jacksonville
Atlanta @ New Orleans-
The Falcons are resting everyone, they have the 2-seed locked up, so there’s no reason not to, which only puts the Saints one step closer to an improbable playoff berth.
Pick: New Orleans
Carolina @ Tampa Bay-
That really hurt with Carolina last week. I had them winning, and it just hurt. This team started out at 1-7, and if they could make the playoffs, it would be amazing! I’m still on the bandwagon. How come they lose 15 guys, and they get motivated to win every game, and the Browns just concede? The answer: Unlike the Browns, their backups have talent.
Pick: Carolina
New England @ NY Jets-
This game could go either way. I still can’t believe the Pats lost to the Dolphins. I still think a loss like that is healthy at this point, assuming the team still gets their 1st-round bye.
Pick: New England
Buffalo @ San Fran-
I know McGahee won’t be there, but I have to have some faith that the Bills can beat the 49ers in Chris Berman’s dream Super Bowl.
Pick: Buffalo
Washington @ Dallas-
I don’t know what to think about this. It’s a rivalry game, but I gotta go with Julius Jones.
Pick: Dallas
Arizona @ Seattle-
Seattle better get their shit together, win the last 2 games, or else everyone will be fired.
Pick: Seattle
Cleveland @ Miami-
Welcome to the 2004 Battle of the Interim Coaches! LIVE on Sunday night, for a national audience! I’m sure the ESPN execs were hoping for this when the season began.
Pick: Miami
Philly @ St. Louis-
I still think Philly can win w/o TO, this week at least. I still can’t believe how Roy Williams got TO from behind and brought him down like that, and it just destroyed his whole leg. The Rams are just pathetic also, evevn though I know Bulger is coming back. Luckily for the Rams, the Eagles have locked up homefield, and I don't see them risking any more injuries.
Pick: St. Louis
Last Week: 11-5
Season: 132-94
Manwich Matchup: 7-8 (Thanks Jags for squeaking it out against Green Bay)
Upset Special: 7-8 (Arizona over the Rams was just too easy!)
Manwich Matchup of the Week-
Green Bay @ Minnesota- Christmas Eve. The only game on. Winner gets a division title and a crucial home game. Assuming the loser can still make the playoffs (Green Bay already clinched, Minnesota would need to win the last week) they would get a road game at the weak Seattle/St. Louis winner. Not too bad. All year long, I’ve stuck by the Vikings through thick and thin. In a strange kind of way, it’s almost better to be on the road for that first game then to possibly have to face the Carolina Panthers.
Pick: Minnesota
Upset of the Week-
Baltimore @ Pittsburgh- I’m thinking the Steelers are just not good enough to finish 15-1. In addition, I think the Steelers could be like ’99 Jags, go 14-2 with both losses to the same team (the Jags ended up losing a 3rd time to the Titans in the playoffs).
Pick: Baltimore
Oakland @ KC-
It’s kind of sad, but KC really has been in every game this season, they only needed some semblance of a defense, imagine that.
Pick: KC
Denver @ Tennessee-
Denver has been consistently screwing up, yet they still are in the thick of the playoff race. This might be one of Plummer’s 4TD- 0 INT weeks.
Pick: Denver
NY Giants @ Cinci-
I think I’m just going to keep picking against Eli every week.
Pick: Giants
Chicago @ Detroit-
After the Lions failed to get the extra point, I’ve never seen a more shocked look than Coach Mariucci. The amazing thing is, had they won the game, they’d also be in the playoff hunt at 6-8!
Pick: Detroit
San Diego @ Indy-
What a game. I could have picked this as the Manwich Matchup, but I just don’t think the battle for 3 vs. 4 seed is as crucial. What is the difference between playing the Jets, Jags/Ravens/Bills/Broncos? I’d be scared any which way!
Pick: Indy
Houston @ Jacksonville-
Yes, my surprise playoff pick for 2004 (Houston) just didn’t have the defense, or the offense, to make it through. They did beat the Jags first time around, and I think revenge will play a huge role this time around.
Pick: Jacksonville
Atlanta @ New Orleans-
The Falcons are resting everyone, they have the 2-seed locked up, so there’s no reason not to, which only puts the Saints one step closer to an improbable playoff berth.
Pick: New Orleans
Carolina @ Tampa Bay-
That really hurt with Carolina last week. I had them winning, and it just hurt. This team started out at 1-7, and if they could make the playoffs, it would be amazing! I’m still on the bandwagon. How come they lose 15 guys, and they get motivated to win every game, and the Browns just concede? The answer: Unlike the Browns, their backups have talent.
Pick: Carolina
New England @ NY Jets-
This game could go either way. I still can’t believe the Pats lost to the Dolphins. I still think a loss like that is healthy at this point, assuming the team still gets their 1st-round bye.
Pick: New England
Buffalo @ San Fran-
I know McGahee won’t be there, but I have to have some faith that the Bills can beat the 49ers in Chris Berman’s dream Super Bowl.
Pick: Buffalo
Washington @ Dallas-
I don’t know what to think about this. It’s a rivalry game, but I gotta go with Julius Jones.
Pick: Dallas
Arizona @ Seattle-
Seattle better get their shit together, win the last 2 games, or else everyone will be fired.
Pick: Seattle
Cleveland @ Miami-
Welcome to the 2004 Battle of the Interim Coaches! LIVE on Sunday night, for a national audience! I’m sure the ESPN execs were hoping for this when the season began.
Pick: Miami
Philly @ St. Louis-
I still think Philly can win w/o TO, this week at least. I still can’t believe how Roy Williams got TO from behind and brought him down like that, and it just destroyed his whole leg. The Rams are just pathetic also, evevn though I know Bulger is coming back. Luckily for the Rams, the Eagles have locked up homefield, and I don't see them risking any more injuries.
Pick: St. Louis
Last Week: 11-5
Season: 132-94
Manwich Matchup: 7-8 (Thanks Jags for squeaking it out against Green Bay)
Upset Special: 7-8 (Arizona over the Rams was just too easy!)
Monday, December 20, 2004
Into the Home stretch
Well sports fans, we've hit the most wonderful time of year. College Football, Pro Football, Pro Basketball, College Basketball and of course the international Jai-Lai tournament. What could be better? Well maybe the Swedish bikini team showing up at my door in need of a shower but thats a seperate story. Anyway here's a brief list of things that I am looking foward to (and I assure you a long holiday line at the airport is not one of them)
1. Super-Chargers v. Half-Manning Half Amazing.
Yep. The game frankly doesnt mean much in terms of playoffs. The winner will face the Jets and the loser will face either Baltimore/Denver/Jacksonville/Buffalo. Which is easier? No idea. After that would you rather play New England on the road or Pittsburgh on the road. No idea. Nonetheless it should be a great game. LT and a great run defense should limit Manning's ability to a) have the ball and b) play action. We will see
2. Minnesota v. Green Bay.
Favre historically has done poorly in domes. Historically Minnesota couldn't beat 11 blind kids in December. Something has to give. Minnesota hasn't seemed to have gotten back on track from when Moss was healthy. On the otherhand the loser faces the sorry NFC West so maybe its better to be the loser?
3. Lakers v. Heat
Thats right boys and girls, Christmas day. A time of care and concern. Of Ebeneezer Scrouge buying a big goose for Bob Crachit. Lots of Chinese Food. Its a good time. Its going to be an even better night for those of us waiting for the Big Diesel (aka Shaq) to be sitting in the lane when Kobe drives to the hole. Will Shaq swat it away or pile drive Kobe? Who knows, I'm excited and frankly hoping for the later.
4. Miami (OH) v. Iowa State (Dec 27th)
This is probably the biggest game the MAC plays this year. A win over the big 12 tends to mean more recruiting, more attention and certainly more sway next year when the BCS reviews who's coming to the big game. Its also the last game for the Coach of Miami (who I couldn't recognize if I he walked into my house...hopefully with the Swedish Bikini team damn I keep getting off-topic). Nonetheles its a big game
5. Anna Bensen
The wife of Met's pitcher Kris Bensen who on Howard Stern issued a bold warning to her hubie. If he gets caught cheating she's open to...well anyone (provided they are connected to the Mets). Hey I used to root for them so I hope that includes me. Nonetheless this is a pressing issue and showed be followed intently.
Stay tuned sports fans...its going to be a heck of a finish for the year
1. Super-Chargers v. Half-Manning Half Amazing.
Yep. The game frankly doesnt mean much in terms of playoffs. The winner will face the Jets and the loser will face either Baltimore/Denver/Jacksonville/Buffalo. Which is easier? No idea. After that would you rather play New England on the road or Pittsburgh on the road. No idea. Nonetheless it should be a great game. LT and a great run defense should limit Manning's ability to a) have the ball and b) play action. We will see
2. Minnesota v. Green Bay.
Favre historically has done poorly in domes. Historically Minnesota couldn't beat 11 blind kids in December. Something has to give. Minnesota hasn't seemed to have gotten back on track from when Moss was healthy. On the otherhand the loser faces the sorry NFC West so maybe its better to be the loser?
3. Lakers v. Heat
Thats right boys and girls, Christmas day. A time of care and concern. Of Ebeneezer Scrouge buying a big goose for Bob Crachit. Lots of Chinese Food. Its a good time. Its going to be an even better night for those of us waiting for the Big Diesel (aka Shaq) to be sitting in the lane when Kobe drives to the hole. Will Shaq swat it away or pile drive Kobe? Who knows, I'm excited and frankly hoping for the later.
4. Miami (OH) v. Iowa State (Dec 27th)
This is probably the biggest game the MAC plays this year. A win over the big 12 tends to mean more recruiting, more attention and certainly more sway next year when the BCS reviews who's coming to the big game. Its also the last game for the Coach of Miami (who I couldn't recognize if I he walked into my house...hopefully with the Swedish Bikini team damn I keep getting off-topic). Nonetheles its a big game
5. Anna Bensen
The wife of Met's pitcher Kris Bensen who on Howard Stern issued a bold warning to her hubie. If he gets caught cheating she's open to...well anyone (provided they are connected to the Mets). Hey I used to root for them so I hope that includes me. Nonetheless this is a pressing issue and showed be followed intently.
Stay tuned sports fans...its going to be a heck of a finish for the year
Wednesday, December 15, 2004
Week 15 - I've been Eliminated
Well, I got eliminated from both leagues as anticipated. I won my game, but I needed someone else to lose. The problem was, he was playing against a team that hadn’t changed his lineup in about 7 weeks. I needed Jeff Garcia to play the game of his life. The bigger problem was, Garcia wasn't even starting! Garcia did make it into the game, and then abruptly got injured (just like every other starter on the Browns this year). And thus, no playoffs at all for me.
Anyways, on to the games.
Manwich Matchup of the Week-
Jacksonville @ Green Bay-
I used to love this matchup back in the late ‘90s. I think I predicted this as the Super Bowl a couple of times. The Jags still have Jimmy Smith & Fred Taylor. The Packers still have Favre. Both teams are fighting for the playoffs, but I gotta go with Jacksonville, as their surprising march to the playoffs continues.
Pick: Jacksonville
Upset of the Week-
St. Louis @ Arizona-
Is this still considered an upset? I think so. Now that the Cardinals are responsible for BOTH 49er wins, if they have any kind of self-respect they will play hard and beat the Rams.
Pick: Arizona
Pittsburgh @ NY Giants-
Is Eli still in there? So being in the pressure cooker of New York is better than being in San Diego?
Pick: Pittsburgh
Washington @ SF-
San Fran could have completed the 2nd winless season of all time, but the Cardinals had to dramatically give them TWO victories. Just so we are all aware, the first time, the Cards had a huge lead, only to blow it and lose in OT. In the 2nd game, the Cards mysteriously spotted the 49ers 28 points, then they forced OT, only to lose in OT. This week, the 49ers aren’t playing the Cards, so it makes things easy.
Pick: Washington
Carolina @ Atlanta-
The Browns just reached the same injury level as the Panthers. Yet the Panthers have won FIVE straight games! It’s amazing! The coaches, the GM, the waterboy, and the masseuse should all be congratulated.
Pick: Carolina
Buffalo @ Cincinnati-
Who says: “Nobody circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills” ?
Pick: Buffalo
Dallas @ Philly-
Chris Berman. That’s the answer. Anyway, even Parcells can’t figure out his team. After a dramatic comeback against the Seahawks, they lay a big turkey down against the Saints. Unbelievable.
Pick: Philly
Denver @ KC-
Fantasy Note: I banked on Tatum Bell being the Bronco starter back in week 3, when Quentin Griffin started to struggle. I was wrong though, as the backup fullback, Droughns (DROO-GANS), went on to have some great games. Mysteriously, Tatum Bell averaged 7 yards a carry, 123 yards, and 2 touchdowns in just 3 quarters of work. Then he got injured again. Tatum Bell is an enigma wrapped in a medical report.
Pick: Denver
Houston @ Chicago-
I think everyone knows who I pick here.
Pick: Houston
Minnesota @ Detroit-
How can the Vikings just give up every year? It’s uncanny. It doesn’t seem possible. I can’t figure out if it’s the coach, the players, the fans, or the players’ wives. I think they should grow playoff beards starting in week 8 and no one can shave the rest of the season. That’s the only solution I see.
Pick: Minnesota
San Diego @ Cleveland-
It’s so sad I have nothing left to say. The most exciting thing is next season, we get Winslow back, the rookie safety who got injured before the season began, a scouting department, a GM, a new coach, Andre Davis, & Andra Davis. It’s going to be a very good holiday season.
Pick: San Diego
Seattle @ NY Jets-
I can’t figure out either team. When in doubt, go w/ the AFC.
Pick: Jets
New Orleans @ Tampa Bay-
Speaking of teams that make no sense, here are 2 charter members. Always go w/ Griese right? In addition, Galloway snapped what seemed like a season-long touchdown drought.
Pick: Tampa Bay
Tennessee @ Oakland-
2 years ago, this was the AFC Championship game. Wow.
Pick: Tennesee
Baltimore @ Indy-
This is a good matchup, and if Indy can score enough, it will help put a serious nail in the coffin against the Ravens. We can only hope.
Pick: Indy
New England @ Miami-
It’s games like this that makes ABC glad that they will have alternate options to show on Mondays in the future.
Pick: New England
Last Week: 12-4 (seriously!)
Season: 121-89
Manwich Matchup: 6-8 (Damn Vikings blew another one.)
Upset Special: 6-8 (I guess picking against the Steelers each week isn't smart)
Anyways, on to the games.
Manwich Matchup of the Week-
Jacksonville @ Green Bay-
I used to love this matchup back in the late ‘90s. I think I predicted this as the Super Bowl a couple of times. The Jags still have Jimmy Smith & Fred Taylor. The Packers still have Favre. Both teams are fighting for the playoffs, but I gotta go with Jacksonville, as their surprising march to the playoffs continues.
Pick: Jacksonville
Upset of the Week-
St. Louis @ Arizona-
Is this still considered an upset? I think so. Now that the Cardinals are responsible for BOTH 49er wins, if they have any kind of self-respect they will play hard and beat the Rams.
Pick: Arizona
Pittsburgh @ NY Giants-
Is Eli still in there? So being in the pressure cooker of New York is better than being in San Diego?
Pick: Pittsburgh
Washington @ SF-
San Fran could have completed the 2nd winless season of all time, but the Cardinals had to dramatically give them TWO victories. Just so we are all aware, the first time, the Cards had a huge lead, only to blow it and lose in OT. In the 2nd game, the Cards mysteriously spotted the 49ers 28 points, then they forced OT, only to lose in OT. This week, the 49ers aren’t playing the Cards, so it makes things easy.
Pick: Washington
Carolina @ Atlanta-
The Browns just reached the same injury level as the Panthers. Yet the Panthers have won FIVE straight games! It’s amazing! The coaches, the GM, the waterboy, and the masseuse should all be congratulated.
Pick: Carolina
Buffalo @ Cincinnati-
Who says: “Nobody circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills” ?
Pick: Buffalo
Dallas @ Philly-
Chris Berman. That’s the answer. Anyway, even Parcells can’t figure out his team. After a dramatic comeback against the Seahawks, they lay a big turkey down against the Saints. Unbelievable.
Pick: Philly
Denver @ KC-
Fantasy Note: I banked on Tatum Bell being the Bronco starter back in week 3, when Quentin Griffin started to struggle. I was wrong though, as the backup fullback, Droughns (DROO-GANS), went on to have some great games. Mysteriously, Tatum Bell averaged 7 yards a carry, 123 yards, and 2 touchdowns in just 3 quarters of work. Then he got injured again. Tatum Bell is an enigma wrapped in a medical report.
Pick: Denver
Houston @ Chicago-
I think everyone knows who I pick here.
Pick: Houston
Minnesota @ Detroit-
How can the Vikings just give up every year? It’s uncanny. It doesn’t seem possible. I can’t figure out if it’s the coach, the players, the fans, or the players’ wives. I think they should grow playoff beards starting in week 8 and no one can shave the rest of the season. That’s the only solution I see.
Pick: Minnesota
San Diego @ Cleveland-
It’s so sad I have nothing left to say. The most exciting thing is next season, we get Winslow back, the rookie safety who got injured before the season began, a scouting department, a GM, a new coach, Andre Davis, & Andra Davis. It’s going to be a very good holiday season.
Pick: San Diego
Seattle @ NY Jets-
I can’t figure out either team. When in doubt, go w/ the AFC.
Pick: Jets
New Orleans @ Tampa Bay-
Speaking of teams that make no sense, here are 2 charter members. Always go w/ Griese right? In addition, Galloway snapped what seemed like a season-long touchdown drought.
Pick: Tampa Bay
Tennessee @ Oakland-
2 years ago, this was the AFC Championship game. Wow.
Pick: Tennesee
Baltimore @ Indy-
This is a good matchup, and if Indy can score enough, it will help put a serious nail in the coffin against the Ravens. We can only hope.
Pick: Indy
New England @ Miami-
It’s games like this that makes ABC glad that they will have alternate options to show on Mondays in the future.
Pick: New England
Last Week: 12-4 (seriously!)
Season: 121-89
Manwich Matchup: 6-8 (Damn Vikings blew another one.)
Upset Special: 6-8 (I guess picking against the Steelers each week isn't smart)
Monday, December 13, 2004
So your rebuilding a team
So your rebuilding a team....This is the second time the New Cleveland Browns will have to completely rebuild so let's get a few pieces of advice out of the way.
Things that you probably should avoid when rebuild:
1) Don't hire Butch Davis
2) Draft Talent
3) Don't hire Butch Davis
4) Avoid costly free agent veterans. Rarely do they work out and typically they don't do much better than a rookie. Sure Terrel Owens worked out but how's Oakland doing with Warren Sapp. Avoid the golden oldie...
5) Rename your team so that it does not include "Cleveland". Apparently Cleveland teams just cant win
Besides that I have no comment on baseball. Its a farce. The cities of New York, LA and Chicago have bought up all the talent again, with a few crumbs going to the lucky few (Seattle, Arizona). However once again we basically know who are the top 3-4 teams who will be in the World Series. If people stop paying attention to it, maybe the problems of finance and steriods will be cleaned up. As such effectively immediately I am on strike against baseball.
Basketball... the free agent aquisition of the year so far has been...Danny Fortson. He has anchored the Sonics run at the top with hard nosed defense and rebounding. Trade of the year so far has been Phoenix getting Steve Nash.
College Football...Glad to see Ty landed on his feet (so to speak) in Washington. I'll be shocked if Notre Dame does any better next year and you know what...they deserve it.
College Basketball....ACC season starts soon and if anyone wants to watch good basketball...tune into ACC Sundays on Foxsports. Its going to be amazing.
Things that you probably should avoid when rebuild:
1) Don't hire Butch Davis
2) Draft Talent
3) Don't hire Butch Davis
4) Avoid costly free agent veterans. Rarely do they work out and typically they don't do much better than a rookie. Sure Terrel Owens worked out but how's Oakland doing with Warren Sapp. Avoid the golden oldie...
5) Rename your team so that it does not include "Cleveland". Apparently Cleveland teams just cant win
Besides that I have no comment on baseball. Its a farce. The cities of New York, LA and Chicago have bought up all the talent again, with a few crumbs going to the lucky few (Seattle, Arizona). However once again we basically know who are the top 3-4 teams who will be in the World Series. If people stop paying attention to it, maybe the problems of finance and steriods will be cleaned up. As such effectively immediately I am on strike against baseball.
Basketball... the free agent aquisition of the year so far has been...Danny Fortson. He has anchored the Sonics run at the top with hard nosed defense and rebounding. Trade of the year so far has been Phoenix getting Steve Nash.
College Football...Glad to see Ty landed on his feet (so to speak) in Washington. I'll be shocked if Notre Dame does any better next year and you know what...they deserve it.
College Basketball....ACC season starts soon and if anyone wants to watch good basketball...tune into ACC Sundays on Foxsports. Its going to be amazing.
Wednesday, December 08, 2004
Week 14 - Playoffs? I don't know the meaning!
Playoff Update: In my beloved Creampuff league, I needed a win and a number of losses to take place. I didn’t bother checking my team on Sunday morning though, Steve McNair didn’t play at all, and that pretty much sealed the deal for me. In the end, it didn’t matter, as one of the teams above me did win, officially eliminating me from consolation playoffs.
In the Ford league, I had a very tough decision – Steven Jackson against the 49ers or Julius Jones against the Seahawks. I went the safe route and went w/ Jackson. Got me 130 yards. Jones came out Monday night, inspired by my snub, got 198 yards and 3 touchdowns. It didn’t matter though – I still would have lost by 2 points. Why? Because I didn’t succeed in getting any QB points in this league either! Marc Bulger got injured on the first series on Sunday, and that sealed my fate.
The moral of the story in both leagues is that no matter what I would have done, nothing would have changed. Even w/ a time machine to go back to last Saturday, I couldn’t have fixed the problem unless someone would have told me to start an ice-cold Hasselbeck over Bulger.
Alas, on to the games.
Manwich Matchup of the Week-
Seattle @ Minnesota-
2 fading teams, trying everything they can to take themselves out of the playoff race. Someone has to win. Unless they tie. As always this season, I’m going with the Vikings. They are more capable. I hope.
Pick: Minnesota
Upset of the Week-
NY Jets @ Pittsburgh-
Well, the Jags couldn’t do it, maybe the Jets can? Pennington’s healthy now. There’s a chance.
Pick: Jets
Oakland @ Atl-
Last time the Falcons got spanked, they turned around and killed the Broncos. Substitute Bronco for Raider, same result.
Pick: Atlanta
NY Giants @ Baltimore-
You see, Eli really should have gotten that first win last week. Now, the losses are just going to keep piling up. I don’t think Baltimore’s going to be too happy about what happened last week.
Pick: Baltimore
Cleveland @ Buffalo-
Strange stat of the week- Look at Jeff Sagarin’s ratings on http://www.usatoday.com/sports/sagarin/nfl04.htm The Browns are the 14th best team in the NFL. Better than the Atlanta Falcons, Carolina, Tampa Bay, or the NFC West. Seriously.
Pick: Buffalo
New Orleans @ Dallas-
I love how 3 weeks ago, they were saying how Parcells should just retire, and now they are praising him for taking a team that almost gave up hope and winning a bunch of games.
Pick: Dallas
Detroit @ Green Bay-
I really wish the Lions had something left, so that my Vikings could have an even easier time winning a playoff spot. And in the NFC, winning a playoff spot really doesn’t say much.
Pick: Green Bay
Indy @ Houston-
Peyton Manning is on a whole nother level. He probably is an expert at Madden AND ESPN Football.
Pick: Indy
Chicago @ Jac-
Don’t hang your heads Jags. There’s still a chance. You jus have to win out.
Pick: Jacksonville
Cinci @ New England-
It’s tempting to pick Cincy again. Mainly because such a dramatic victory would probably raise the Browns rank into the top 10 according to Jeff Sagarin.
Pick: New England
Miami @ Denver-
I think there really has to be an “Inconsistency Award” given to Jake Plummer this year. I think he’s had 3 games with 4 TDs, 0 INTs, and 3 games with 0 TDs, 4 INTs. Unreal.
Pick: Denver
San Fran @ Arizona-
Classic revenge game. Go Cards!
Pick: Arizona
St. Louis @ Carolina-
The Carolina Panthers are serious about making the playoffs. I’m also cheering for the first-ever 7-9 division champion.
Pick: Carolina
Tampa Bay @ San Diego-
This has serious playoff implications. Tampa Bay is still hanging around at 5-7. San Diego needs to put the finishing touches on a dream season.
Pick: San Diego
Philly @ Washington-
Congrats to the Redskins! After 13 weeks, they cracked the 20-point barrier! Fans were giving high-fives everywhere.
Pick: Philly
KC @ Tennessee-
Priest Holmes where are you? Has there ever been a more dominant RB that everyone just forgets about? I have this feeling that no one will even remember him 10 years from now.
Pick: KC
Last Week: 9-7
Season: 109-85
Manwich Matchup: 6-7 (Thank you Chargers.)
Upset Special: 6-7 (The Jags came so close to that 60-yard FG. So close!)
In the Ford league, I had a very tough decision – Steven Jackson against the 49ers or Julius Jones against the Seahawks. I went the safe route and went w/ Jackson. Got me 130 yards. Jones came out Monday night, inspired by my snub, got 198 yards and 3 touchdowns. It didn’t matter though – I still would have lost by 2 points. Why? Because I didn’t succeed in getting any QB points in this league either! Marc Bulger got injured on the first series on Sunday, and that sealed my fate.
The moral of the story in both leagues is that no matter what I would have done, nothing would have changed. Even w/ a time machine to go back to last Saturday, I couldn’t have fixed the problem unless someone would have told me to start an ice-cold Hasselbeck over Bulger.
Alas, on to the games.
Manwich Matchup of the Week-
Seattle @ Minnesota-
2 fading teams, trying everything they can to take themselves out of the playoff race. Someone has to win. Unless they tie. As always this season, I’m going with the Vikings. They are more capable. I hope.
Pick: Minnesota
Upset of the Week-
NY Jets @ Pittsburgh-
Well, the Jags couldn’t do it, maybe the Jets can? Pennington’s healthy now. There’s a chance.
Pick: Jets
Oakland @ Atl-
Last time the Falcons got spanked, they turned around and killed the Broncos. Substitute Bronco for Raider, same result.
Pick: Atlanta
NY Giants @ Baltimore-
You see, Eli really should have gotten that first win last week. Now, the losses are just going to keep piling up. I don’t think Baltimore’s going to be too happy about what happened last week.
Pick: Baltimore
Cleveland @ Buffalo-
Strange stat of the week- Look at Jeff Sagarin’s ratings on http://www.usatoday.com/sports/sagarin/nfl04.htm The Browns are the 14th best team in the NFL. Better than the Atlanta Falcons, Carolina, Tampa Bay, or the NFC West. Seriously.
Pick: Buffalo
New Orleans @ Dallas-
I love how 3 weeks ago, they were saying how Parcells should just retire, and now they are praising him for taking a team that almost gave up hope and winning a bunch of games.
Pick: Dallas
Detroit @ Green Bay-
I really wish the Lions had something left, so that my Vikings could have an even easier time winning a playoff spot. And in the NFC, winning a playoff spot really doesn’t say much.
Pick: Green Bay
Indy @ Houston-
Peyton Manning is on a whole nother level. He probably is an expert at Madden AND ESPN Football.
Pick: Indy
Chicago @ Jac-
Don’t hang your heads Jags. There’s still a chance. You jus have to win out.
Pick: Jacksonville
Cinci @ New England-
It’s tempting to pick Cincy again. Mainly because such a dramatic victory would probably raise the Browns rank into the top 10 according to Jeff Sagarin.
Pick: New England
Miami @ Denver-
I think there really has to be an “Inconsistency Award” given to Jake Plummer this year. I think he’s had 3 games with 4 TDs, 0 INTs, and 3 games with 0 TDs, 4 INTs. Unreal.
Pick: Denver
San Fran @ Arizona-
Classic revenge game. Go Cards!
Pick: Arizona
St. Louis @ Carolina-
The Carolina Panthers are serious about making the playoffs. I’m also cheering for the first-ever 7-9 division champion.
Pick: Carolina
Tampa Bay @ San Diego-
This has serious playoff implications. Tampa Bay is still hanging around at 5-7. San Diego needs to put the finishing touches on a dream season.
Pick: San Diego
Philly @ Washington-
Congrats to the Redskins! After 13 weeks, they cracked the 20-point barrier! Fans were giving high-fives everywhere.
Pick: Philly
KC @ Tennessee-
Priest Holmes where are you? Has there ever been a more dominant RB that everyone just forgets about? I have this feeling that no one will even remember him 10 years from now.
Pick: KC
Last Week: 9-7
Season: 109-85
Manwich Matchup: 6-7 (Thank you Chargers.)
Upset Special: 6-7 (The Jags came so close to that 60-yard FG. So close!)
Sunday, December 05, 2004
Looking for Dandelions
One of my favorite cartoons was The Outlander also known aka Berkely Breathed aka Opus (I'm still not sure why the cartoon's name changed all the time but then again I'm not syndicated...yet). Nonetheless on those quiet Sunday's the characters in the cartoon strip would take a break from the trials and tribulations of the world to lie down in a dandelion patch. Some sort of symbolism of avoiding the real world with simple, good, clean fun. Sports in America tries to serve the same purpose (well those that look at sports in a healthy manner....and yes on the flipside are Boston Red Sox fans). Scanning a few headlines of the past few weeks on sports one gets 1) Players and fans exchanging punches like Mike Tyson in Vegas and 2) Steriods. Bonds and Giambi apparently didn't double in size overnight from eating spinach. And while the media points at the failing of the union and Bud Selig, the owners who have largely turned a blind eye and the fans who continue to buy tickets are equally to blame. I'm guessing the baseball will get stricter testing but future designer drugs (apparently the latest wave will include drugs that re-write DNA) will stay one step ahead. Sigh...where's that dandelion patch when you need it?
That was a pretty long rant so I'm just going to do a few points on odds and ends.
1. Hats off to Carson Palmer. 24 points in the 4rth. Over 300 yards throwing. Today, you are man. If he can keep it up...anything is possible
2. Do they really need to play the NFC playoffs? The real Atlanta stood up today in its 27-0 shlacking and apparently the true face of the Falcons is no different than the Lions.
3. I actually don't mind the BCS. You get lots of matchups that you normally don't (e.g. OSU v. OSU). Teams play hard the whole season since every game counts. The bowl season caps the number of games played so COLLEGE players are less likely to be hurt. Finally does anyone really think that a playoff system will end controversy. NCAA basketball has a 64 team playoffs and every year there is controversy over who's in and in what bracket each team is placed. Playoffs will not be some panacea.
4. I am most disappointed about Texas making the BCS. I really wanted to see a team that could throw the ball against Michigan. Instead it'll be lots of defense and lots of running. If it was up to me I would replace Pittsburgh with Texas for the Fiesta Bowl and replace Texas with California for the Rose Bowl. But since its apparently illegal to overthrow the BCS or the government, we have to suffer with Texas v. Michigan and Clarence Thomas.
5. I am excited for Miami University v. Iowa State (assuming scientists can find the cure to stab wounds for Miami's receiver). I think the state championship of Miami v. Florida could be good and don't discount Auburn v. Virgina Tech. Tech has one of the best defenses in college and Aurburn might have a hangover from not making it to the big dance. I'm predicting it now...USC in a walk over Oklahoma.
That was a pretty long rant so I'm just going to do a few points on odds and ends.
1. Hats off to Carson Palmer. 24 points in the 4rth. Over 300 yards throwing. Today, you are man. If he can keep it up...anything is possible
2. Do they really need to play the NFC playoffs? The real Atlanta stood up today in its 27-0 shlacking and apparently the true face of the Falcons is no different than the Lions.
3. I actually don't mind the BCS. You get lots of matchups that you normally don't (e.g. OSU v. OSU). Teams play hard the whole season since every game counts. The bowl season caps the number of games played so COLLEGE players are less likely to be hurt. Finally does anyone really think that a playoff system will end controversy. NCAA basketball has a 64 team playoffs and every year there is controversy over who's in and in what bracket each team is placed. Playoffs will not be some panacea.
4. I am most disappointed about Texas making the BCS. I really wanted to see a team that could throw the ball against Michigan. Instead it'll be lots of defense and lots of running. If it was up to me I would replace Pittsburgh with Texas for the Fiesta Bowl and replace Texas with California for the Rose Bowl. But since its apparently illegal to overthrow the BCS or the government, we have to suffer with Texas v. Michigan and Clarence Thomas.
5. I am excited for Miami University v. Iowa State (assuming scientists can find the cure to stab wounds for Miami's receiver). I think the state championship of Miami v. Florida could be good and don't discount Auburn v. Virgina Tech. Tech has one of the best defenses in college and Aurburn might have a hangover from not making it to the big dance. I'm predicting it now...USC in a walk over Oklahoma.
Wednesday, December 01, 2004
Week 13 - Playoff Push
It's time for the Playoff Push in the NFL, and especially in fantasy football, w/ just 2 weeks left until the playoffs. Now, in my Creampuff League, I stink, I would need a miracle, as I sit at 4-8, 1 game back of the consolation playoffs. In my Ford League though, I'm up 1 game, but I don't hold the tiebreaker. It's way too complicated though to reconcile the people I'm rooting for & against. Though I did hear my fantasy matchup against the 2nd-place team has been pushed to the feature game on Fox.
Well, I ended my sub-500 streak at 3. A return to normalness. For once. Ok, let’s do this quick.
Manwich Matchup of the Week-
Denver @ San Diego-
This is probably the most important game on the whole slate. If San Diego wins, they’ll have a commanding 2-game lead. If Denver wins, they’ll be tied w/ San Diego, but by virtue of a sweep, will hold the tiebreaker. I’m going revenge factor here. Also, Coach Schottenheimer told me this team is different than the one that collapsed after 8-4 2 years ago. By me, I mean ESPN.
Pick: San Diego
Upset of the Week-
Pittsburgh @ Jacksonville-
Yes. At some point, Pittsburgh has to lose before the playoffs. I just see them losing some freak game on the road, to a desperate team. Granted, the Steelers still have road games against the Bills & the Giants, but I’m guessing both of those teams will be eliminated from playoff competition by then. Anyways, the season will end, Jacksonville probably won’t make the playoffs (though they could win the NFC), and yet they will have beaten Pittsburgh & Jacksonville. Bittersweet irony.
Pick: Jacksonville
Green Bay @ Philly-
Favre vs. McNabb. Ultimately though, the AFC is far superior, and I don’t think that any of the NFC teams are going to give Philly trouble… until the playoffs.
Pick: Philly
Cinci @ Baltimore-
I have this sneaking suspicion the Bengals are scoring less than 20 points this week.
Pick: Baltimore
Minnesota @ Chicago-
The Bears are starting Chad Hutchinson, a 3rd string QB from the Cowboys who couldn’t make the team. But don’t worry, if things don’t go well, they have Jeff George to back him up. The question is: which Jeff George? Personally, I like the Minnesota Viking Jeff George personally. I also like the Raider-Jeff George. Not a big fan of the Redskin-Jeff George.
Pick: Minnesota
New England @ Cleveland-
Alas, Butch is finally gone. I’m seriously excited to have a GM and a scouting department as opposed to just relying on Butch’s sole, subjective opinion which was based on his recruiting trips from 4 years ago.
Pick: New England
Arizona @ Detroit-
Arizona is starting John Navarre. Ouch. I mean, he wasn’t even that good on Michigan.
Pick: Detroit
Tennessee @ Indy-
Indy’s had 10 days off for Peyton to study every nuance of their defense.
Pick: Indy
Buffalo @ Miami-
Buffalo suddenly has approached 500. Meanwhile, the Dolphins are missing the moustache. Where are you Mr. Moustache, on a beach, eating ice cream, getting your moustache dirty?
Pick: Buffalo
Carolina @ New Orleans-
Just when you think the Panthers are dead, they use all their backups and the Jedi Powers of Julius Peppers (JP^2) to win 3 straight games. But you know what, I’ll go w/ the Saints, the most unpredictable team in the NFL.
Pick: New Orleans
Houston @ NY Jets-
Ok, backup QB. The Texans are desperate for a win. I don’t care if I pick too many upsets.
Pick: Houston
San Fran @ St. Louis-
Bulger threw for 450 yards yet still lost. I can’t even imagine what crazy adjustments Martz will have this week.
Pick: St. Louis
Atlanta @ Tampa-
Ode to the Gramatica Brothers. On the verge of greatness, 2 kickers in their primes. Bill’s career went down the crapper when he tore an ACL while celebrating. Marteeen’s career went down the crapper when he simply started making less than half. I think Shaq’s free throw percentage is higher. That’s not good.
Pick: Atlanta
KC @ Oakland-
Wow, the Chiefs have fallen. I think Oakland will be content enough w/ just one victory last weekend. Now it’s the Chiefs turn for a meaningless victory.
Pick: KC
NY Giants @ Washington-
Eli, I’m throwin you a bone here. Win your 1st game now, or those New York fans will hate you.
Pick: Giants
Dallas @ Seattle-
This is intriguing. Not sure what to expect. Seattle is playing like crap, seems destined to win their division at 8-8, even w/ getting swept by the Rams, who seem destined for 7-9. Let’s see if we can make it happen!
Pick: Dallas
Last Week: 11-5
Season: 100-76
Manwich Matchup: 5-7 (Thank you Vikings.)
Upset Special: 6-6 (The Cards came close against the Jets. It was 3-3 for a little while)
Well, I ended my sub-500 streak at 3. A return to normalness. For once. Ok, let’s do this quick.
Manwich Matchup of the Week-
Denver @ San Diego-
This is probably the most important game on the whole slate. If San Diego wins, they’ll have a commanding 2-game lead. If Denver wins, they’ll be tied w/ San Diego, but by virtue of a sweep, will hold the tiebreaker. I’m going revenge factor here. Also, Coach Schottenheimer told me this team is different than the one that collapsed after 8-4 2 years ago. By me, I mean ESPN.
Pick: San Diego
Upset of the Week-
Pittsburgh @ Jacksonville-
Yes. At some point, Pittsburgh has to lose before the playoffs. I just see them losing some freak game on the road, to a desperate team. Granted, the Steelers still have road games against the Bills & the Giants, but I’m guessing both of those teams will be eliminated from playoff competition by then. Anyways, the season will end, Jacksonville probably won’t make the playoffs (though they could win the NFC), and yet they will have beaten Pittsburgh & Jacksonville. Bittersweet irony.
Pick: Jacksonville
Green Bay @ Philly-
Favre vs. McNabb. Ultimately though, the AFC is far superior, and I don’t think that any of the NFC teams are going to give Philly trouble… until the playoffs.
Pick: Philly
Cinci @ Baltimore-
I have this sneaking suspicion the Bengals are scoring less than 20 points this week.
Pick: Baltimore
Minnesota @ Chicago-
The Bears are starting Chad Hutchinson, a 3rd string QB from the Cowboys who couldn’t make the team. But don’t worry, if things don’t go well, they have Jeff George to back him up. The question is: which Jeff George? Personally, I like the Minnesota Viking Jeff George personally. I also like the Raider-Jeff George. Not a big fan of the Redskin-Jeff George.
Pick: Minnesota
New England @ Cleveland-
Alas, Butch is finally gone. I’m seriously excited to have a GM and a scouting department as opposed to just relying on Butch’s sole, subjective opinion which was based on his recruiting trips from 4 years ago.
Pick: New England
Arizona @ Detroit-
Arizona is starting John Navarre. Ouch. I mean, he wasn’t even that good on Michigan.
Pick: Detroit
Tennessee @ Indy-
Indy’s had 10 days off for Peyton to study every nuance of their defense.
Pick: Indy
Buffalo @ Miami-
Buffalo suddenly has approached 500. Meanwhile, the Dolphins are missing the moustache. Where are you Mr. Moustache, on a beach, eating ice cream, getting your moustache dirty?
Pick: Buffalo
Carolina @ New Orleans-
Just when you think the Panthers are dead, they use all their backups and the Jedi Powers of Julius Peppers (JP^2) to win 3 straight games. But you know what, I’ll go w/ the Saints, the most unpredictable team in the NFL.
Pick: New Orleans
Houston @ NY Jets-
Ok, backup QB. The Texans are desperate for a win. I don’t care if I pick too many upsets.
Pick: Houston
San Fran @ St. Louis-
Bulger threw for 450 yards yet still lost. I can’t even imagine what crazy adjustments Martz will have this week.
Pick: St. Louis
Atlanta @ Tampa-
Ode to the Gramatica Brothers. On the verge of greatness, 2 kickers in their primes. Bill’s career went down the crapper when he tore an ACL while celebrating. Marteeen’s career went down the crapper when he simply started making less than half. I think Shaq’s free throw percentage is higher. That’s not good.
Pick: Atlanta
KC @ Oakland-
Wow, the Chiefs have fallen. I think Oakland will be content enough w/ just one victory last weekend. Now it’s the Chiefs turn for a meaningless victory.
Pick: KC
NY Giants @ Washington-
Eli, I’m throwin you a bone here. Win your 1st game now, or those New York fans will hate you.
Pick: Giants
Dallas @ Seattle-
This is intriguing. Not sure what to expect. Seattle is playing like crap, seems destined to win their division at 8-8, even w/ getting swept by the Rams, who seem destined for 7-9. Let’s see if we can make it happen!
Pick: Dallas
Last Week: 11-5
Season: 100-76
Manwich Matchup: 5-7 (Thank you Vikings.)
Upset Special: 6-6 (The Cards came close against the Jets. It was 3-3 for a little while)
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