"Hello, I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounter is true and by true, I mean false. Its all lies. But they're entertaining lies, and in the end isn't that the real truth? The answer is no." A quote from the Simpsons. What does this have to do with sports this week? Well sports doesn't seem to make sense so why should my articles?
1. Browns v. Benglas. 106 points. 962 yards. Yeah when I envision a shoot out I think back-up quarterback and nearly rookie/robotic quarterback. The second half of that game was something out of Madden. Fumbles, interceptions, penalties, and no defense. None. For all I know the Bungals and Clowns only fielded 7 defensemen. And the way injuries piled up in that game why not.
2. Butch Davis still being coach (or its true as I'm posting this). Let's think the Clowns best offensive player (read K2) was injured on a return team. As some sort of loyalty to symmetry Butch put his best defenseman (read Andra Davis)on the return team and suprise, suprise he's hurt for the year(s). Please someone end this man's reign.
3. The end of parity. Remember the last few years when everyone marveled at the parity of the league. Any team could beat any other. Its a dog fight to win a division. The Eagles clinched their division today. As in before december. There are 3 one loss teams. And Indy isn't that far behind. Yeah there's about as much parity here as the ill-fated man v. bear eating contest or the Norman Chad versus a gorilla wrestling match (turns out Norman Chad can really wrestle).
4. Drew Brees to Antonio Gates. At the begining of the year if someone had told me that the most prolific combination would be Drew "I'm not sure I'm starting" Brees to Antonio "Wait am I playing football or basketball" Gates I'd have called you a liar (and possibly some other things that apparently the FCC frowns on). This is Gates second year playing football. Man oh Man is he good though.
5. Seattle, Phoenix, Orlando first place in their respective divisions. I don't even have anything to say about that other than its a long season. But if the season ended today (and boy is that an overworked phrase these days) I think only Ivan would have predicted any of that. Indiana has won 3 out of 4 games since the massive suspension/purge. I got nothing on that one either (other than Larry Bird needs to get some sort of super award for having that much depth). Finally if anyone at all can explain why I should watch Big East football (let alone watch it in a BCS game) you win a $1.25
Sunday, November 28, 2004
Thursday, November 25, 2004
Week 12- I Love This Game
Well, I’ve got to address the NBA first. I woke up extra early last Saturday just so I could watch the incident from as many angles as possible. As we all know, Artest has no reason to go in the stands. Unfortunately, once he’s in the stands, and you can’t see him, and 4 fans are surrounding him and doing who knows what, I really can’t blame for Stephen Jackson or anyone else for defending their teammate. Now, Jackson went a little overboard though on the haymakers- he looked like a 10-year old repeatedly hitting the punch button in “Mortal Kombat.” Artest & Jackson got the punishments they deserved. As for Jermaine O’Neal, he got the shaft. I can’t believe the arguments I heard this week- “He hit an innocent guy just walking around.”
WHAT??? Let’s just get this straight, that chubby guy that O’Neal lays out wasn’t just going for some exercise. There’s a fight in the stands, craziness all around, fans trying to tackle the players. If you are dumb enough to go down on the court for some unknown (presumably negative) purpose, I could really care less what happens to you. I think O’Neal only deserved a 15-game suspension.
Ok, on to the games. Let me just say, that the George Costanza theory wasn’t great. No more games, no more BS, it’s time to seriously pick games again.
Manwich Matchup of the Week-
Jacksonville @ Minnesota-
2 teams, right in the thick of the playoff race. Moss may play this week. I’m still sticking w/ my Vikings.
Pick: Minnesota
Upset of the Week-
NY Jets @ Arizona-
The Cards play great at home, have a great defense, and the Jets are using a backup QB. The Jets are the worst 7-3 team in the NFL.
Pick: Arizona
Indy @ Detroit-
What are the odds of some object hitting Edgerrin James, and him storming the stands, beating up fans, and then Peyton Manning drop kicking fans left & right? I mean, if these 2 cities’ NBA teams can fight, why not the NFL teams?
Pick: Indy
Chicago @ Dallas-Craig Krenzel vs. Drew Henson. Buckeyes vs. Wolverines! Go Bucks!
Pick: Chicago
Tampa @ Carolina-
The Panthers have started to get hot, but really, I’ve been a big Griese fan for a long time as everyone knows.
Pick: Tampa Bay
Cleve @ Cinci-
Did they really need to have a press release to tell us that Butch could get fired at the end of the season? I already assumed that.
Pick: Cinci
Tennessee @ Houston-
Houston has become quite the sinking ship. But you know what? I’m still sticking by them.
Pick: Houston
San Diego @ KC-
The Amazing Bill Simmons said at the beginning of the season, “What’s the difference between SD & KC? They both have a stud RB, and neither team has a defense.” These were prophetic words, as SD is the playoff team this year, and KC is just terrible.
Pick: SD
Baltimore @ New England-
No Jamal Lewis? Sounds good to me.
Pick: New England
Philly @ NY Giants-
TO is the best. Every week, it’s something different. Personally, when you rank his TD dances, I really do like the pom-pom one best. How does he come up w/ this stuff?
Pick: Philly
Wash @ Pitt-
Rookie Redhawk Roethlisberger.
Pick: Pittsburgh
New Orleans @ Atlanta-
Vick is unreal. Another 100-yard rushing day last week.
Pick: Atlanta
Miami @ San Fran-
At the beginning of the season, I named Wannstedt & Erickson as shoe-ins for getting fired. It’s only a matter of time Erickson. (Sorry, it’s one of the few things I was right about this year, I’ve got to build my confidence anyway I can.)
Pick: Miami
Buffalo @ Seattle-
Let's evaluate this based on their respective NBA teams. Seattle, is red-hot, shooting 3s all over the place. Buffalo used to have a team. They weren't very good. That's what my dad tells me.
Pick: Seattle
Oakland @ Denver-
Unbelievably, IF I would have started Kerry Collins at QB last week, I would have won. Who’d have thunk it? My 3-8 team is pretty deep I thought.
Pick: Denver
St Louis @ Green Bay-
Do you ever get the feeling that Martz is the absent-minded professor? Capable of sweeping Seattle, yet losing to Buffalo AND Miami?
Pick: Green Bay
Last Week: 8-8 (3-0 on my own, 5-8 w/ the George Costanza Theory)Season: 89-71Manwich Matchup: 4-7 (I picked the Bears over the Colts, thanks George.)Upset Special: 6-5 (In anti-upset, I picked Green Bay over Houston. Thanks George.)
WHAT??? Let’s just get this straight, that chubby guy that O’Neal lays out wasn’t just going for some exercise. There’s a fight in the stands, craziness all around, fans trying to tackle the players. If you are dumb enough to go down on the court for some unknown (presumably negative) purpose, I could really care less what happens to you. I think O’Neal only deserved a 15-game suspension.
Ok, on to the games. Let me just say, that the George Costanza theory wasn’t great. No more games, no more BS, it’s time to seriously pick games again.
Manwich Matchup of the Week-
Jacksonville @ Minnesota-
2 teams, right in the thick of the playoff race. Moss may play this week. I’m still sticking w/ my Vikings.
Pick: Minnesota
Upset of the Week-
NY Jets @ Arizona-
The Cards play great at home, have a great defense, and the Jets are using a backup QB. The Jets are the worst 7-3 team in the NFL.
Pick: Arizona
Indy @ Detroit-
What are the odds of some object hitting Edgerrin James, and him storming the stands, beating up fans, and then Peyton Manning drop kicking fans left & right? I mean, if these 2 cities’ NBA teams can fight, why not the NFL teams?
Pick: Indy
Chicago @ Dallas-Craig Krenzel vs. Drew Henson. Buckeyes vs. Wolverines! Go Bucks!
Pick: Chicago
Tampa @ Carolina-
The Panthers have started to get hot, but really, I’ve been a big Griese fan for a long time as everyone knows.
Pick: Tampa Bay
Cleve @ Cinci-
Did they really need to have a press release to tell us that Butch could get fired at the end of the season? I already assumed that.
Pick: Cinci
Tennessee @ Houston-
Houston has become quite the sinking ship. But you know what? I’m still sticking by them.
Pick: Houston
San Diego @ KC-
The Amazing Bill Simmons said at the beginning of the season, “What’s the difference between SD & KC? They both have a stud RB, and neither team has a defense.” These were prophetic words, as SD is the playoff team this year, and KC is just terrible.
Pick: SD
Baltimore @ New England-
No Jamal Lewis? Sounds good to me.
Pick: New England
Philly @ NY Giants-
TO is the best. Every week, it’s something different. Personally, when you rank his TD dances, I really do like the pom-pom one best. How does he come up w/ this stuff?
Pick: Philly
Wash @ Pitt-
Rookie Redhawk Roethlisberger.
Pick: Pittsburgh
New Orleans @ Atlanta-
Vick is unreal. Another 100-yard rushing day last week.
Pick: Atlanta
Miami @ San Fran-
At the beginning of the season, I named Wannstedt & Erickson as shoe-ins for getting fired. It’s only a matter of time Erickson. (Sorry, it’s one of the few things I was right about this year, I’ve got to build my confidence anyway I can.)
Pick: Miami
Buffalo @ Seattle-
Let's evaluate this based on their respective NBA teams. Seattle, is red-hot, shooting 3s all over the place. Buffalo used to have a team. They weren't very good. That's what my dad tells me.
Pick: Seattle
Oakland @ Denver-
Unbelievably, IF I would have started Kerry Collins at QB last week, I would have won. Who’d have thunk it? My 3-8 team is pretty deep I thought.
Pick: Denver
St Louis @ Green Bay-
Do you ever get the feeling that Martz is the absent-minded professor? Capable of sweeping Seattle, yet losing to Buffalo AND Miami?
Pick: Green Bay
Last Week: 8-8 (3-0 on my own, 5-8 w/ the George Costanza Theory)Season: 89-71Manwich Matchup: 4-7 (I picked the Bears over the Colts, thanks George.)Upset Special: 6-5 (In anti-upset, I picked Green Bay over Houston. Thanks George.)
Monday, November 22, 2004
Raising the Discourse
Well with the Republican victory, morality and justice immediately broke out all over the world. And by world I mean a six foot radius near a small town in Vermont. I would love to talk about sports this week and only sports. However the headlines and fines and fights preclude such a thing.
1. Maybe you've heard about a small fight breaking out at an NBA game in Detroit. (if such event was to happen lets be honest detroit in combination with Ron Artest was bound to do it). Ron Artest charged into the stands to combat a cup thrower. Other Pacers raced into the stands to save Artest and for a pound of flesh. Fans raced onto the court (Jermaine O'Neil knocked one of the fools out for such a stunt). Yes there's been a lot of hand ringing over this as well as there should be. But this has not been an isolated incident. In recent years there has been a growing trend of violence between fans and athletes (KC manager attacked in Chicago, Texas throwing chairs into the stands,etc, etc). But the NBA will not move its seats back (lose revenue, heavens to betsy no). The NBA will not restrict beer sales while it gets large endorsements. So the hammer was dropped on the players. David Stern playing the PR game showed the world that out of control athletes would be reigned in. Its not important if they are relative to fans (and in no way do I condone athletes attacking fans. violence is the last resort of the incompetent) but in a world where money talks, who do you think was going to get the brunt of the punishment well-paid athletes or the source of the league's money.
2. Well on the subject of hypocrisy the recent Monday Football's advertisement of Desperate Housewives foots the bill. Once again the usual suspect (Terrel Owens) was involved in the not as typical flash point. Terrel was involved in a scene where (gasp) you could see a woman's naked back. What will the children think? Sure they are exposed to brutal hits and sickening injuries. Sure they are flooded with advertisements for erectile disfunction drugs. But a naked back, well thats just over the line. Did ABC know it was coming? I don't know. In a climate where stations are now censoring "Saving Private Ryan" on Veterans day nobody knows whats in the bounds of "appropriate". But did ABC really think that the US has advanced enough that a naked white girl can jump into the arms of strong black man? It was a week before the event that Bob Jones University wrote Wubya a letter telling him to save this country from "paganism". I know Mike Holmgren worships Pan the Goat god and I've been known to leave libations to various stone idols but I don't think paganism is breaking out across the country. Apparently peace and tolerance aren't either.
3. Well thats a lot on the serious side, what have we learned about sports this week. The NFL is a two-tier league: contenders and the rest. New England, Pittsburgh, Indianopolis and Philadelphia are in a completely different class then any other team. These teams win and they will win in the playoffs. Everyone else, each week is a crap shoot. Somedays they show up and somedays they don't. Yes the Chargers, Broncos, Jets and the Falcons have great records. Yes they could even pull an upset in the playoffs. But is anyone convinced that Drew Brees will beat New Englands D when Oakland took them to the limit? Does anyone really think the Jets can contain half-Manning half-Amazing?
4. Seattle Supersonics are the Gonzaga of the league. They are dropping 3s and jump shots like browns receivers drop passes. Thats why they are winning. Can they keep hitting 60% of their 3s all season, probably not. Would I want to play them while they are hot, no.
5. Parting thoughts: Turkey, Stuffing and football are important parts of Thanksgiving. No thanksgiving is complete without these 3 things. Hats off to Orlando for their good start. They were a dark horse for a lot of writers but nobody thought Grant Hill would ever score over 30 points ever again. Can it continue is the million dollar question. OSU-Michigan was what rivalries are all about. No matter the record, the weather or the location; Its a tough game full of heros and goats. No exception this week. Bowl game I am looking foward to : Utah and whoever they play. Smaller tier schools gateway to the BCS has officially been opened (and if they win the door is wide open).
1. Maybe you've heard about a small fight breaking out at an NBA game in Detroit. (if such event was to happen lets be honest detroit in combination with Ron Artest was bound to do it). Ron Artest charged into the stands to combat a cup thrower. Other Pacers raced into the stands to save Artest and for a pound of flesh. Fans raced onto the court (Jermaine O'Neil knocked one of the fools out for such a stunt). Yes there's been a lot of hand ringing over this as well as there should be. But this has not been an isolated incident. In recent years there has been a growing trend of violence between fans and athletes (KC manager attacked in Chicago, Texas throwing chairs into the stands,etc, etc). But the NBA will not move its seats back (lose revenue, heavens to betsy no). The NBA will not restrict beer sales while it gets large endorsements. So the hammer was dropped on the players. David Stern playing the PR game showed the world that out of control athletes would be reigned in. Its not important if they are relative to fans (and in no way do I condone athletes attacking fans. violence is the last resort of the incompetent) but in a world where money talks, who do you think was going to get the brunt of the punishment well-paid athletes or the source of the league's money.
2. Well on the subject of hypocrisy the recent Monday Football's advertisement of Desperate Housewives foots the bill. Once again the usual suspect (Terrel Owens) was involved in the not as typical flash point. Terrel was involved in a scene where (gasp) you could see a woman's naked back. What will the children think? Sure they are exposed to brutal hits and sickening injuries. Sure they are flooded with advertisements for erectile disfunction drugs. But a naked back, well thats just over the line. Did ABC know it was coming? I don't know. In a climate where stations are now censoring "Saving Private Ryan" on Veterans day nobody knows whats in the bounds of "appropriate". But did ABC really think that the US has advanced enough that a naked white girl can jump into the arms of strong black man? It was a week before the event that Bob Jones University wrote Wubya a letter telling him to save this country from "paganism". I know Mike Holmgren worships Pan the Goat god and I've been known to leave libations to various stone idols but I don't think paganism is breaking out across the country. Apparently peace and tolerance aren't either.
3. Well thats a lot on the serious side, what have we learned about sports this week. The NFL is a two-tier league: contenders and the rest. New England, Pittsburgh, Indianopolis and Philadelphia are in a completely different class then any other team. These teams win and they will win in the playoffs. Everyone else, each week is a crap shoot. Somedays they show up and somedays they don't. Yes the Chargers, Broncos, Jets and the Falcons have great records. Yes they could even pull an upset in the playoffs. But is anyone convinced that Drew Brees will beat New Englands D when Oakland took them to the limit? Does anyone really think the Jets can contain half-Manning half-Amazing?
4. Seattle Supersonics are the Gonzaga of the league. They are dropping 3s and jump shots like browns receivers drop passes. Thats why they are winning. Can they keep hitting 60% of their 3s all season, probably not. Would I want to play them while they are hot, no.
5. Parting thoughts: Turkey, Stuffing and football are important parts of Thanksgiving. No thanksgiving is complete without these 3 things. Hats off to Orlando for their good start. They were a dark horse for a lot of writers but nobody thought Grant Hill would ever score over 30 points ever again. Can it continue is the million dollar question. OSU-Michigan was what rivalries are all about. No matter the record, the weather or the location; Its a tough game full of heros and goats. No exception this week. Bowl game I am looking foward to : Utah and whoever they play. Smaller tier schools gateway to the BCS has officially been opened (and if they win the door is wide open).
Wednesday, November 17, 2004
Week 11- It Worked For George Costanza
Well, I’ve reached a new level of futility. In Week 8, I had my first every sub-.500 week. In Week 9, I completed a back-to-back “6-8” week, and had T-shirts & hats made up for all the fans. Last week, I was intent on picking enough upsets to buck the trend. For one fleeting moment last Sunday (Week 10)- I checked the scores and was in danger of missing EVERY game on Sunday. Atlanta sealed the deal, Baltimore won in OT, and I managed to get 2 games right. Then I missed all the 4PM games, and I ended with a whopping 4 games right out of 14.
I need a new theory to break the funk. So, in honor of George Costanza, I will pick the opposite of whatever I truly think this week. Yes, for every game.
Manwich Matchup of the Week-
Indy @ Chicago-
Does anyone else see startling comparisons between this Krenzel-led Bears team and the Buckeyes? Both really had no offense, both relied on defense & special teams to make plays and points, and Krenzel never really does anything well, but keeps on winning.
You know what though, no matter how good the Bears defense is, I can't see them scoring enough to stay w/ Indy.
Pick: Chicago
Upset of the Week-
Green Bay @ Houston-
I still don't trust GB. Seriously, their defense sucks, there's no way they can beat any of the AFC teams they are going to play. In addition, you would think Houston would start winning again, now that D.Davis is healthy again.
Pick: Green Bay
Arizona @ Carolina-
Do you realize the Cardinals are just 1 game under .500? And they almost beat the Falcons back in the beginning of the season. Coach Denny Green is the man.
Pick: Carolina
Dallas @ Baltimore-
What in the world happened to the Dallas D from last year? Where did it go? My conspiracy theory is that some of the players got sucked into the computer, in order to compete to the death, just like in the movie Tron.
Pick: Dallas
Denver @ New Orleans-
Well, New Orleans got another improbable victory, which means this week they are due for a loss. They are the most unpredictable team, going against the most unpredictable QB in Jake Plummer. It's either 4 TDs, 0 INTs, or 0 TDs, 4 INTs.
Pick: New Orleans
Detroit @ Minnesota-
Minnesota really is going to make their move. I swear. With 4 Fantasy RBs, they should be fine. Detroit can't even run the ball or score any points on offense anymore.
Pick: Detroit
NY Jets @ Cleveland-
So, the Browns upset pick failed last week. This week seems easier, facing a fading team, w/ a backup QB, and the Browns have been great at home. It's a good thing the George Costanza theory is working, because it seems too good to be true.
Pick: NY Jets
Pittsburgh @ Cincinnati-
I can't think of one reason for Cinci to win this game.
Pick: Cincinnati
San Fran @ Tampa Bay-
Tampa Bay is 3-6, which looks pretty good in the NFC. San Fran is 1-8, which doesn't look good anywhere.
Pick: San Fran
St. Louis @ Buffalo-
Now that the Rams have swept Seattle, they just have to win the games they are supposed to, and the division is theirs.
Pick: Buffalo
Tennessee @ Jacksonville-
Jacksonville almost lost last week w/o giving up an offensive touchdown. I totally jinxed Garradio into performing well last week.
Pick: Tennessee
Miami @ Seattle-
The first game w/o the moustache. I think I've been claiming that Seattle will be "enraged" about 4 times this season, and yet nothing happens. This time, I swear they're mad.
Pick: Miami
New England @ Kansas City-
Is KC's spirit broken yet? Man, they sure are star-crossed.
Pick: KC
STAYING THE COURSE- NO GEORGE THEORY HERE DOWN
San Diego @ Oakland-
Ok, this is one of 3 games I refuse to apply the "George Costanza" theory for. I'm sorry, the Chargers look fantastic.
Pick: San Diego
Atlanta @ NY Giants-
Eli Manning's first game. Won't be too pretty against that ferocious front 7 of the Falcons.
Pick: Atlanta
Washington @ Philly-
TO finds his way into trouble every week. Personally though, I think it was cool that a naked chick jumped into his arms as a promotion. Seriously, who's going to turn that down? Next time, ABC should make her wear a flesh-colored bikini, proving there really is no difference.
Pick: Philly
Last Week: 4-10
Season: 81-63
Manwich Matchup: 4-6 (Seattle failed me again.)
Upset Special: 5-5 (I lost on the Browns. That was pretty foolish.)
I need a new theory to break the funk. So, in honor of George Costanza, I will pick the opposite of whatever I truly think this week. Yes, for every game.
Manwich Matchup of the Week-
Indy @ Chicago-
Does anyone else see startling comparisons between this Krenzel-led Bears team and the Buckeyes? Both really had no offense, both relied on defense & special teams to make plays and points, and Krenzel never really does anything well, but keeps on winning.
You know what though, no matter how good the Bears defense is, I can't see them scoring enough to stay w/ Indy.
Pick: Chicago
Upset of the Week-
Green Bay @ Houston-
I still don't trust GB. Seriously, their defense sucks, there's no way they can beat any of the AFC teams they are going to play. In addition, you would think Houston would start winning again, now that D.Davis is healthy again.
Pick: Green Bay
Arizona @ Carolina-
Do you realize the Cardinals are just 1 game under .500? And they almost beat the Falcons back in the beginning of the season. Coach Denny Green is the man.
Pick: Carolina
Dallas @ Baltimore-
What in the world happened to the Dallas D from last year? Where did it go? My conspiracy theory is that some of the players got sucked into the computer, in order to compete to the death, just like in the movie Tron.
Pick: Dallas
Denver @ New Orleans-
Well, New Orleans got another improbable victory, which means this week they are due for a loss. They are the most unpredictable team, going against the most unpredictable QB in Jake Plummer. It's either 4 TDs, 0 INTs, or 0 TDs, 4 INTs.
Pick: New Orleans
Detroit @ Minnesota-
Minnesota really is going to make their move. I swear. With 4 Fantasy RBs, they should be fine. Detroit can't even run the ball or score any points on offense anymore.
Pick: Detroit
NY Jets @ Cleveland-
So, the Browns upset pick failed last week. This week seems easier, facing a fading team, w/ a backup QB, and the Browns have been great at home. It's a good thing the George Costanza theory is working, because it seems too good to be true.
Pick: NY Jets
Pittsburgh @ Cincinnati-
I can't think of one reason for Cinci to win this game.
Pick: Cincinnati
San Fran @ Tampa Bay-
Tampa Bay is 3-6, which looks pretty good in the NFC. San Fran is 1-8, which doesn't look good anywhere.
Pick: San Fran
St. Louis @ Buffalo-
Now that the Rams have swept Seattle, they just have to win the games they are supposed to, and the division is theirs.
Pick: Buffalo
Tennessee @ Jacksonville-
Jacksonville almost lost last week w/o giving up an offensive touchdown. I totally jinxed Garradio into performing well last week.
Pick: Tennessee
Miami @ Seattle-
The first game w/o the moustache. I think I've been claiming that Seattle will be "enraged" about 4 times this season, and yet nothing happens. This time, I swear they're mad.
Pick: Miami
New England @ Kansas City-
Is KC's spirit broken yet? Man, they sure are star-crossed.
Pick: KC
STAYING THE COURSE- NO GEORGE THEORY HERE DOWN
San Diego @ Oakland-
Ok, this is one of 3 games I refuse to apply the "George Costanza" theory for. I'm sorry, the Chargers look fantastic.
Pick: San Diego
Atlanta @ NY Giants-
Eli Manning's first game. Won't be too pretty against that ferocious front 7 of the Falcons.
Pick: Atlanta
Washington @ Philly-
TO finds his way into trouble every week. Personally though, I think it was cool that a naked chick jumped into his arms as a promotion. Seriously, who's going to turn that down? Next time, ABC should make her wear a flesh-colored bikini, proving there really is no difference.
Pick: Philly
Last Week: 4-10
Season: 81-63
Manwich Matchup: 4-6 (Seattle failed me again.)
Upset Special: 5-5 (I lost on the Browns. That was pretty foolish.)
Monday, November 15, 2004
An ode to Clint
So I was out with the people and one of my adoring fans wanted a change from the usual poker routine (thanks Seth..keep reaching for that rainbow). Never say that I am not a man of the people. So this week's theme is to the greatest western hero of all time: Clint Eastwood.
The Good:
Two words: Peyton frickin Manning. This guy is in zone. This week he threw for 5 touchdowns (this is the third time he did it this THIS SEASON). At this pace he will set the all time touchdown mark in a season surpassing Dan Marino. Heck at this rate he's going to pass Kareem Abdul-Jabbars mark of most points by a person in any sport. Peyton Manning is not only going to win the NFL MVP but also the Heisman Trophy (yes he's that good.)
The Bad
Have you ever had deja vu? Minnesota last year sprinted out of the gates with a 6-0 record before crashing into the ground and not making the playoffs. This year they galloped to a 5-1 record. After their searing loss to Green Bay they are back in second place and once again at risk of not making the playoffs. I'm not sure whats in the water up north (see Timberwolves for confirmation) but it causes an awful lot of choking. Have you ever had deja vu?
The Ugly
Speaking of the past, it feels like just last year that the Carolina Panthers were in the Super Bowl. That they came within a heartbeat of winning the Super Bowl. This week they struggled to barely beat the worst team in the league (read San Fran). Yes I know their top receiver and running back are out. But how does a team topple so fast?
The Crazy
I could have gone with Ron "I need time off to promote my rap album" Artest. But instead I'll settle on Maurice Clarrett. Let us assume for a second his charges that football players get special treatment in college (I know its a stretch). But you really think bad mouthing your former team is winning you brownie points with the good old boys of the NFL? I can just hear Clarrett losing money every time he opens his mouth. Whoever does that kids publicity better get a restraining order so that Maurice has to stay at least 50 feet from a microphone.
The Random
Dallas Mavericks are playing well. Guess they made the right choice on Nash. Its a long season (especially in the division of death) but I have a feeling Dallas is making the playoffs. Last week I said the Cavs needed to improve rebounding and sure enough Drew Gooden has been rattling off double doubles. If I say I need a new car, I wonder if next week magically I'll get one. I'm firmly going to state if anyone can go undefeated in the SEC they deserve to go the championship game. Possible bowl match-up that I think will be interesting: California v. Michigan in the Rose Bowl. I think we'll see how good the Pac-10 is. Happy trails to Omar...
The Good:
Two words: Peyton frickin Manning. This guy is in zone. This week he threw for 5 touchdowns (this is the third time he did it this THIS SEASON). At this pace he will set the all time touchdown mark in a season surpassing Dan Marino. Heck at this rate he's going to pass Kareem Abdul-Jabbars mark of most points by a person in any sport. Peyton Manning is not only going to win the NFL MVP but also the Heisman Trophy (yes he's that good.)
The Bad
Have you ever had deja vu? Minnesota last year sprinted out of the gates with a 6-0 record before crashing into the ground and not making the playoffs. This year they galloped to a 5-1 record. After their searing loss to Green Bay they are back in second place and once again at risk of not making the playoffs. I'm not sure whats in the water up north (see Timberwolves for confirmation) but it causes an awful lot of choking. Have you ever had deja vu?
The Ugly
Speaking of the past, it feels like just last year that the Carolina Panthers were in the Super Bowl. That they came within a heartbeat of winning the Super Bowl. This week they struggled to barely beat the worst team in the league (read San Fran). Yes I know their top receiver and running back are out. But how does a team topple so fast?
The Crazy
I could have gone with Ron "I need time off to promote my rap album" Artest. But instead I'll settle on Maurice Clarrett. Let us assume for a second his charges that football players get special treatment in college (I know its a stretch). But you really think bad mouthing your former team is winning you brownie points with the good old boys of the NFL? I can just hear Clarrett losing money every time he opens his mouth. Whoever does that kids publicity better get a restraining order so that Maurice has to stay at least 50 feet from a microphone.
The Random
Dallas Mavericks are playing well. Guess they made the right choice on Nash. Its a long season (especially in the division of death) but I have a feeling Dallas is making the playoffs. Last week I said the Cavs needed to improve rebounding and sure enough Drew Gooden has been rattling off double doubles. If I say I need a new car, I wonder if next week magically I'll get one. I'm firmly going to state if anyone can go undefeated in the SEC they deserve to go the championship game. Possible bowl match-up that I think will be interesting: California v. Michigan in the Rose Bowl. I think we'll see how good the Pac-10 is. Happy trails to Omar...
Wednesday, November 10, 2004
Week 10- The Reign of the Moustache Ends
First off, yes, I posted another sub-500 week. I'm on a roll. The funniest thing was before the Sunday night game, I only had 4 games right out of 12. And that included my silly pick of Arizona over Miami. Wow. I stink.
Secondly, it's time to reflect on the end of the Moustache era in Miami. Yes, Dave Wannstedt "resigned." A sad day for Miami. They may get a head coach who can actually lead them out of the mess if given a good team like the one Wannstedt had. My only question is- who decided to hit the panic button and deal their top DE for an average WR named Marty Booker in August???
Alas, on to the games.
Manwich Matchup of the Week-
Seattle @ St. Louis-
I'm very curious as to how Seattle will react after blowing that 24 point lead last time with about 3 minutes to play.
I'm going with the revenge factor, and picking Seattle.
Pick: Seattle
Upset of the Week-
Pittsburgh @ Cleveland-
Yes, I've decided to just go crazy, and pick my own team. For some reason, the Browns play very inspired at home. This can be a let-down game right? And we have the revenge factor going after the Browns were trampled about 5 weeks ago.
Pick: Cleveland.
Tampa Bay @ Atlanta-
Brian Griese is playing much better than Vick. I just refuse to believe that. Now let me play more video games.
Pick: Atlanta
Houston @ Indy-
You know what? At this point, I mine as well just start picking Houston almost every week. I'm on the bandwagon, so why not?
Pick: Houston
Detroit @ Jacksonville-
The Lions are road warriors, and Leftwich is out. Granted, I'm sure some guy named Garrardio will come in and make me worried about this.
Pick: Detroit
KC @ New Orleans-
Yes, I think I've only picked one KC game right all year. I have no clue. And I have no clue about the Saints. I guess this is a week for KC to be desperate again. I mean, they are 3-5 now.
Pick: KC
Baltimore @ NY Jets-
And the Jets get exposed again.
Pick: Baltimore
Chicago @ Tennessee-
I wish I had something nice to say about these teams...
Craig Krenzel keeps winning in ugly ways?
Pick: Tennesee
Cincinnati @ Washington-
The Bengals are like the Browns- terrible on the road, great at home.
Pick: Washington
NY Giants @ Arizona-
I found out last week that Boomer Esiason threw for 527 yards when he was on the Cardinals- and Jim Fassel was on the coaching staff!
This random fact brought to you by the letter Q.
Pick: NY Giants
Minnesota @ Green Bay-
I don't care if Moss is there or not, as a matter of respect, the Vikings will get the job done. In fact, GB sucks at home this year. Maybe that's just because they suck in general, no matter though.
Pick: Minnesota
Carolina @ SF-
Oh boy. Battle of the 1-win teams. Get out the coin. The winner is...
Pick: SF
Buffalo @ NE-
IF McGahee does well, and Bledsoe puts on his dancing shoes then... NO way.
Pick: NE
Philly @ Dallas-
I can't stand sportswriters and their hype. Last year, the Tuna was the greatest coach of all time. This year, they say he's lost his touch and doesn't understand today's player.
But wait? He has a 44-year old QB! He and Tuna are pretty close in age? Right?
Pick: Philly
Last Week: 6-8
Season: 77-53
Manwich Matchup: 4-5 (The Colts got me a win for once.)
Upset Special: 5-4 (I lost on the Texans. Whenever I pick a team back-to-back weeks it just doesn't work.)
Secondly, it's time to reflect on the end of the Moustache era in Miami. Yes, Dave Wannstedt "resigned." A sad day for Miami. They may get a head coach who can actually lead them out of the mess if given a good team like the one Wannstedt had. My only question is- who decided to hit the panic button and deal their top DE for an average WR named Marty Booker in August???
Alas, on to the games.
Manwich Matchup of the Week-
Seattle @ St. Louis-
I'm very curious as to how Seattle will react after blowing that 24 point lead last time with about 3 minutes to play.
I'm going with the revenge factor, and picking Seattle.
Pick: Seattle
Upset of the Week-
Pittsburgh @ Cleveland-
Yes, I've decided to just go crazy, and pick my own team. For some reason, the Browns play very inspired at home. This can be a let-down game right? And we have the revenge factor going after the Browns were trampled about 5 weeks ago.
Pick: Cleveland.
Tampa Bay @ Atlanta-
Brian Griese is playing much better than Vick. I just refuse to believe that. Now let me play more video games.
Pick: Atlanta
Houston @ Indy-
You know what? At this point, I mine as well just start picking Houston almost every week. I'm on the bandwagon, so why not?
Pick: Houston
Detroit @ Jacksonville-
The Lions are road warriors, and Leftwich is out. Granted, I'm sure some guy named Garrardio will come in and make me worried about this.
Pick: Detroit
KC @ New Orleans-
Yes, I think I've only picked one KC game right all year. I have no clue. And I have no clue about the Saints. I guess this is a week for KC to be desperate again. I mean, they are 3-5 now.
Pick: KC
Baltimore @ NY Jets-
And the Jets get exposed again.
Pick: Baltimore
Chicago @ Tennessee-
I wish I had something nice to say about these teams...
Craig Krenzel keeps winning in ugly ways?
Pick: Tennesee
Cincinnati @ Washington-
The Bengals are like the Browns- terrible on the road, great at home.
Pick: Washington
NY Giants @ Arizona-
I found out last week that Boomer Esiason threw for 527 yards when he was on the Cardinals- and Jim Fassel was on the coaching staff!
This random fact brought to you by the letter Q.
Pick: NY Giants
Minnesota @ Green Bay-
I don't care if Moss is there or not, as a matter of respect, the Vikings will get the job done. In fact, GB sucks at home this year. Maybe that's just because they suck in general, no matter though.
Pick: Minnesota
Carolina @ SF-
Oh boy. Battle of the 1-win teams. Get out the coin. The winner is...
Pick: SF
Buffalo @ NE-
IF McGahee does well, and Bledsoe puts on his dancing shoes then... NO way.
Pick: NE
Philly @ Dallas-
I can't stand sportswriters and their hype. Last year, the Tuna was the greatest coach of all time. This year, they say he's lost his touch and doesn't understand today's player.
But wait? He has a 44-year old QB! He and Tuna are pretty close in age? Right?
Pick: Philly
Last Week: 6-8
Season: 77-53
Manwich Matchup: 4-5 (The Colts got me a win for once.)
Upset Special: 5-4 (I lost on the Texans. Whenever I pick a team back-to-back weeks it just doesn't work.)
Monday, November 08, 2004
Darkness Warshed over the Dude (and 5th Street)
For those of you who have seen the Big Lebowski there is a scene where the Dude is drugged and passes out. Darkness descends and when the Dude awakens you realize something bad had happened. This week that happened to my team. Yes, they were close but you could just feel impeding doom around the corner and when I awoke reality matched that pit in my stomach. Also the Browns lost. Is there any team that is so adapt at snatching defeat from the jaws of victory?
2. While on the down side, let us revist one of my Super Bowl picks, the Eagles. They were physically beaten up last week by the Steelers. I think by the end McNabb could be seen waving a white flag. This is not to say that the Eagles are doomed and won't make the playoffs or anything of that nature. But if they can not improve their run defense, they will not be the Champs.
3. Speaking of not being the Champs, I had high hopes for the Cavs this year. Not championship hopes but I thought the Cavs had an outside shot of being a top 3-4 team in the East. Yes, I know Paul Silas teams notoriously start off slow and yes they played 3 playoff teams so far. However I have noticed that they have been outmuscled and out-hustled on the boards. Their interior defense is terrible. If the Cavs can't find someone who knows how to box out (and please don't bring up Tractor Traylor) it could be a very disappointing season.
4. One of the more interesting experiments this year is: The Kobe Bryant experiment. Basically Kobe had removed the most dominating physical force in basketball (Shaq) and the best coaching mind of our era (Phil). Why? To test out a theory. Is Kobe good enough to lead a mediocore team to the promised land. Well Tracey McGrady experiment out in Orlando didn't work so well. So we'll see about this one. I'm willing to bet though that Dwayne Wade might be a tad happier about this experiment.
5. Random Thoughts:
-Dennis Green..miracle worker.
-Carolina Panthers...this year's New Orleans Saints (lots of talent but can't put it together)
-Craig Krenzel...Honorary Oakland Raider (just win baby)
-Miami Hurricanes....back to back losses to Clemson and UNC. Go figure
- Strange but True ....yes San Diego Super-Chargers are leading the league in scoring
- Who I like in Monday Night Football... Its not Al Michaels!
2. While on the down side, let us revist one of my Super Bowl picks, the Eagles. They were physically beaten up last week by the Steelers. I think by the end McNabb could be seen waving a white flag. This is not to say that the Eagles are doomed and won't make the playoffs or anything of that nature. But if they can not improve their run defense, they will not be the Champs.
3. Speaking of not being the Champs, I had high hopes for the Cavs this year. Not championship hopes but I thought the Cavs had an outside shot of being a top 3-4 team in the East. Yes, I know Paul Silas teams notoriously start off slow and yes they played 3 playoff teams so far. However I have noticed that they have been outmuscled and out-hustled on the boards. Their interior defense is terrible. If the Cavs can't find someone who knows how to box out (and please don't bring up Tractor Traylor) it could be a very disappointing season.
4. One of the more interesting experiments this year is: The Kobe Bryant experiment. Basically Kobe had removed the most dominating physical force in basketball (Shaq) and the best coaching mind of our era (Phil). Why? To test out a theory. Is Kobe good enough to lead a mediocore team to the promised land. Well Tracey McGrady experiment out in Orlando didn't work so well. So we'll see about this one. I'm willing to bet though that Dwayne Wade might be a tad happier about this experiment.
5. Random Thoughts:
-Dennis Green..miracle worker.
-Carolina Panthers...this year's New Orleans Saints (lots of talent but can't put it together)
-Craig Krenzel...Honorary Oakland Raider (just win baby)
-Miami Hurricanes....back to back losses to Clemson and UNC. Go figure
- Strange but True ....yes San Diego Super-Chargers are leading the league in scoring
- Who I like in Monday Night Football... Its not Al Michaels!
Wednesday, November 03, 2004
Week 9 - The Dark Dungeon of Sub-500 Predictions
Yes, the rumors are true. I went 6-8 last week. It's hard to do much worse. I'll try this week to top it somehow. I will refrain from political speak, though I will say it's been a long couple of days.
Manwich Matchup of the Week-
Minnesota @ Indy-
Wow! Now this will be a dazzling display full of fantasy performers determining everyone's fate. Not sure if Moss will be available. I think at this point, I'm going with the more desperate team. Either team could win this game though, but Indy will try real hard not to lose 3 straight. Right Peyton? Peyton???
Pick: Indy
Upset of the Week-
Houston @ Denver-
The Texans were about the only thing I picked right last week. Apparently, Denver's secondary is just terrible. Now, the Bengals and the Falcons have shredded them. I think Carr & Co. should be up to the challenge, and then I won't be able to go w/ the Texans as an upset pick any more.
Pick: Houston
NY Jets @ Buffalo-
The Jets are an absolutely terrible 1-loss team. Honestly, they don't do anything that well except beat up on bad teams.
Pick: Jets
Oakland @ Carolina-
Ughhh... how the mighty have fallen.
Pick: Carolina
Dallas @ Cincinnati-
Please mail in your suggestions on how these 2 teams are supposed to be. I have no idea which weeks they will decide to play.
Pick: Dallas
Washington @ Detroit-
This is a rematch of the 1991 NFC Championship game! Playing the role of Mark Rypien is... Mark Brunell! Playing the role of Barry Sanders is... Kevin Jones! Lion fans are still mad about the one time Barry was a game away... and nothing motivates a team like the fans hatred. Seriously. Word.
Pick: Detroit
Arizona @ Miami-
I have no idea how this shakes out. Both teams have great defenses and terrible offenses. At least the game is in Florida.
Pick: Arizona
Philadelphia @ Pittsburgh-
Yes, this could have also been the Manwich Matchup. Oh well. Redhawk Rookie Roethlisberger continues to dazzle. All I know is that Philly scraped by Cleveland & Baltimore. I flip the coin, and the winner is...
Pick: Pittsburgh
KC @ Tampa Bay-
OK, I got enough hate-mail from the Chief fans already. Yes, I gave up too quickly. Yes, the Broncos defense is just as bad the Chiefs. Ultimately, it won't matter, both teams are fatally flawed.
Pick: KC
Chicago @ NY Giants-
Congratulations to Craig Krenzel for winning a rematch of the Collegiate Championship... embarrassing Ken Dorsey once again. Eventually, Dorsey might get mad at this continual one-upmanship. He may challenge you to a game of Tiddly Winks.
Pick: NY Giants
New Orleans @ San Diego-
And in roll the Saints, Las Vegas' least favorite team since there has been no reason for any of their wins or losses these last 3 years. Let's hope for a shootout. I'm sticking to the Charger bandwagon.
Pick: San Diego
Seattle @ SF-
I know, Ken Dorsey, it hurts. One day, you'll regain your mojo. You may have to go to NFL Europe to find it though.
Pick: Seattle
New England @ St. Louis-
I'm applying a theory that works for any sport- when a dominant team (aka 1996 Bulls, 1999 Broncos, any Duke B-ball team) has a long winning streak snapped, it usually results in a 2 (yes, TWO) game losing streak. I have no idea why, but these are things I remember. Probably should devote more memory cells to people's birthdays and hobbies, but I've chosen my path.
Pick: St. Louis
Cleveland @ Baltimore-
This is a classic revenge game. I don't think the Ravens are going to be too pleased when they think back to the 20-3 spanking they received in week 1.
Pick: Baltimore
Last Week: 6-8
Season: 71-45
Manwich Matchup: 3-5 (So the Chiefs were hungrier than I thought)
Upset Special: 5-3 (Texans took down the high flying Jags. Let's hope they can get another one for me this week.)
Manwich Matchup of the Week-
Minnesota @ Indy-
Wow! Now this will be a dazzling display full of fantasy performers determining everyone's fate. Not sure if Moss will be available. I think at this point, I'm going with the more desperate team. Either team could win this game though, but Indy will try real hard not to lose 3 straight. Right Peyton? Peyton???
Pick: Indy
Upset of the Week-
Houston @ Denver-
The Texans were about the only thing I picked right last week. Apparently, Denver's secondary is just terrible. Now, the Bengals and the Falcons have shredded them. I think Carr & Co. should be up to the challenge, and then I won't be able to go w/ the Texans as an upset pick any more.
Pick: Houston
NY Jets @ Buffalo-
The Jets are an absolutely terrible 1-loss team. Honestly, they don't do anything that well except beat up on bad teams.
Pick: Jets
Oakland @ Carolina-
Ughhh... how the mighty have fallen.
Pick: Carolina
Dallas @ Cincinnati-
Please mail in your suggestions on how these 2 teams are supposed to be. I have no idea which weeks they will decide to play.
Pick: Dallas
Washington @ Detroit-
This is a rematch of the 1991 NFC Championship game! Playing the role of Mark Rypien is... Mark Brunell! Playing the role of Barry Sanders is... Kevin Jones! Lion fans are still mad about the one time Barry was a game away... and nothing motivates a team like the fans hatred. Seriously. Word.
Pick: Detroit
Arizona @ Miami-
I have no idea how this shakes out. Both teams have great defenses and terrible offenses. At least the game is in Florida.
Pick: Arizona
Philadelphia @ Pittsburgh-
Yes, this could have also been the Manwich Matchup. Oh well. Redhawk Rookie Roethlisberger continues to dazzle. All I know is that Philly scraped by Cleveland & Baltimore. I flip the coin, and the winner is...
Pick: Pittsburgh
KC @ Tampa Bay-
OK, I got enough hate-mail from the Chief fans already. Yes, I gave up too quickly. Yes, the Broncos defense is just as bad the Chiefs. Ultimately, it won't matter, both teams are fatally flawed.
Pick: KC
Chicago @ NY Giants-
Congratulations to Craig Krenzel for winning a rematch of the Collegiate Championship... embarrassing Ken Dorsey once again. Eventually, Dorsey might get mad at this continual one-upmanship. He may challenge you to a game of Tiddly Winks.
Pick: NY Giants
New Orleans @ San Diego-
And in roll the Saints, Las Vegas' least favorite team since there has been no reason for any of their wins or losses these last 3 years. Let's hope for a shootout. I'm sticking to the Charger bandwagon.
Pick: San Diego
Seattle @ SF-
I know, Ken Dorsey, it hurts. One day, you'll regain your mojo. You may have to go to NFL Europe to find it though.
Pick: Seattle
New England @ St. Louis-
I'm applying a theory that works for any sport- when a dominant team (aka 1996 Bulls, 1999 Broncos, any Duke B-ball team) has a long winning streak snapped, it usually results in a 2 (yes, TWO) game losing streak. I have no idea why, but these are things I remember. Probably should devote more memory cells to people's birthdays and hobbies, but I've chosen my path.
Pick: St. Louis
Cleveland @ Baltimore-
This is a classic revenge game. I don't think the Ravens are going to be too pleased when they think back to the 20-3 spanking they received in week 1.
Pick: Baltimore
Last Week: 6-8
Season: 71-45
Manwich Matchup: 3-5 (So the Chiefs were hungrier than I thought)
Upset Special: 5-3 (Texans took down the high flying Jags. Let's hope they can get another one for me this week.)
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