Jon Stewart is Funny

SI did a Q & A with Jon Stewart. I just had to share this because it was too hilarious. If you want to see more, here's the link: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/writers/richard_deitsch/03/03/media.circus/index.html

SI: What will happen in the World Cup?

Stewart: The U.S., coming out of the Group of Death, ties Ghana and the Czech Republic and beats Italy 1-0. We go into the quarterfinals where we face Brazil, but due to a terrible and ironic twist, the Brazilians get dysentery from the food in Germany and the U.S. wins in a shootout on a goal by Kasey Keller. Now we're in the semis where we play the host country, Germany. But in an amazing display of respect for America's status in the world, Germany decides to lay down its boots, allowing the States in a walkover to get to the finals. At this point we face Afghanistan, who got in with one of those Michelle Wie sponsor exemptions. They defeat the United States because they are on horseback. And that is turned into a movie that Pelé likes better than Victory.