Thursday, March 16, 2006

The Madness: Screaming Orgasm Edition

Screaming Orgasm

Its tournament time. The picks are made. The bets are placed. Only thing left to do is strap on the helmet, belly up to the bar and attempt to watch 5 tvs, scan the internet and enjoy burgers and beer. While the NBA or MLB the best team will win give the 7 game series. Not so in the Madness. You have to bring your A game every game, or you get watch the other guys go on.

Cheers: To mid-major. I secretly always root for the little guy. Its equivalent of if randomly I was on a basketball court with people I had seen on tv. Honestly it only happens in the tournament.

Cheers: To watching multiple screens. Now in the old days CBS allowed multiple games on one TV (split screen or the orgasm inducing quad vision). Well today in our slower world we have to watch different tvs but hey its still a flood of basketball.

Cheers: Bonus coverage. Nothing better cycling through watching a bank shot to win to being sent half way across the country to watch the last 3 minutes of another game before being sent off to watch the last 12 seconds of a third game. Just writing about it is getting me excited. Ok I live a boring life.

Cheers: To Back Seat Drivers Tournament Pick'em Challenge. The winner will be cheered, the loser jeered till my throat is soar. Good luck to all (well maybe not Publius)

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