Cheers and Jeers: Long Summer Night Edition

Ingredients:

• 1 1/2 oz Southern Comfort
• 1 1/2 oz Triple sec
• 1 1/2 oz Sweet and sour mix
• Fill with Mountain Dew
• 3 - 4 Ice cubes

Listen up Turkey the Giant. In one day at Katz Square Garden, you and me will square off again. I'll be honest initially I had my doubts facing you again. After Bobby "The Pickle" Hennan hit me with a chair and you lifted me up and slammed me onto the mat I didn't know if I could get back into the squared circle with you. So brother, I climbed the tallest mountain I could find and looked down into the valley. And you know what I saw? I saw all the little Mikesters pleading me to get back there and right your wrongs. So I climbed down and started getting ready. Oh yes I did the training, the vitamins and the daily prayers. I did it for all my fans. So when I step into that ring at Sandwichmania XX and I don't show any fear its not only because of the training its also because I have the 20,000 Mikeamaniacs behind me. When the 24 inch pythons start crushing the life out of you, its not just me squeezing but also all my fans. That's right Turkey, once I Mike Up, there will be no stopping me and Mikeamaniacs. So brother I just got one question for you, Whatcha going to do when Mikeamania runs wild on you?


Cheers: To the best internet rumor of the week. According to rumors, Scarlett Johansson will play Jenna Jamison in the porn star's upcoming biopic. Oh please please please please be true. I do believe in miracles. In honor here are 10 great video clips of our patron saint.

Jeers: Kevin Mchale. Seems like old Kevin made Bill Simmons about as happy as possible short of buying him that new Barbie car he's been dying for. Boston is in salary cap hell but hey for a few years they have the tools to win a championship.

Scientists have proven that drunk cats would do a better job as GM than Kevin Mchale

Cheers: To Browns cornerback Gary Baxter. After blowing out BOTH his platella tendons in October, Baxter has made it back to the practice field. Whether or not Baxter can play again at a high enough to level to be a pro remains to be seen but hey 9 months ago doctors weren't sure if he would walk again, let alone practice. If that isn't cause for cheers your soul is darker than Rubert Murdoch's.

Jeers: A special melancholy jeers to the passing of Genius Bill Walsh. He not only was a great coach and teacher but also a great person. Can't say that about too many people....

And as always your C&J girl of the week....Angela Mclin