Monday, August 13, 2007

Shut Your Piehole! A Good Walk Spoiled Edition

After finishing in second place at the PGA Championship yesterday, two strokes behind Tiger, Woody Austin insisted that he was not intimidated by the champ. Then, in discussing Friday's second round:

"I outplayed him on Friday, but he beat me by seven shots. Does that mean he's that much better? I don't get it."

Let me help you out, Woody. Does that mean he's that much better? Yes. He has thirteen majors, you have...who are you, anyway? And how you figure that you outplayed a man who both tied a record for lowest score in a major, who beat you by seven strokes - I don't get that.

Woody Austin, get back on the course, stay away from the mic - and SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE!

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