Cheers and Jeers: Sour Death Edition

Ingredients:

• 2 oz Grapefruit juice
• 1/2 oz Lime juice
• 1 1/2 oz Everclear

This week, brave Pete Carroll stepped into the breach, to issue a public statement against the BCS at a time when USC is being savaged by heartless computers (and voters). You might be wondering what does Carroll normally do that allows him to consider the ethical, metaphysical and ecumenical implications of the BCS system

8 AM Find pants. Typically on co-eds floor
9 AM Enjoy healthy breakfast of egg whites, slice of cantalope, and the souls of defeated Aztec warriors
10 AM Trip over 5 star recruits
11 AM Race Will Farrell
12 PM Plan practical joke on USC team. They always fall for the fake kidnapping routine
1 PM Check BCS standings. Argue against BCS if hurts USC. Have mamosa and be indifferent to BCS if USC doing well
2 PM Begin awesome practical joke on football team
3 PM Practice
7 PM Try women's underwear to see if more comfortable.
8 PM Decide against. Get decked out and prepare for party hopping


and Now for some Cheers and Jeers
Cheers: To the start of NCAA Basketball season. While the true madness doesn't start for awhile, early season is a good way at demarcating which conferences are dominant which in turn determines the allocation of seeds per conference. The ACC headlined by UNC is expected to dominate this year. However watch for UConn and Louisville to be in the mix

Cheers: To being a gangster because damn it feels good to be a gangster

Cheers: To early NBA reactions (and over reactions). Spurs look like they might have finally jumped the shark without Ginobilli. Philly appears to be underachieving and appears that Marc Gasul might be as good as his brother...which paves the way for Gasul and Gasul tv show that Gutsy has been lobbying for.

Cheers: To some national news you might have heard about.

Les Miles will be playing the role of the Bride this weekend

Cheers: Vengeance. Saban left LSU at the alter with a bun in the oven. Now he's back and there will be bloody revenge (or Saban getting away with it. definitely one or the other)


and the C&J gals of the week (given the general cheery nature) Eva Longoria - who has been helping me water the plants