Sunday, December 07, 2008

Suck It CBS

(special guest post from Mad Mark and His Magical Romp Through College Football)

I think we need to rename CBS sports to the SEC network.

Gary Danielson and Verne Lundquist have done everything short of calling Tim Tebow the 2nd coming of Jesus Christ himself. During the Florida v. Alabama game, they referred to Tebow as "The greatest short-yardage running back in college football" and "The greatest football player to ever play quarterback" I had to stop taking notes on the game at that point as I had to go throw up.

You can see a nice interaction of how Lundquist & Danielson trash the Big 12 here: http://blog.newsok.com/sportsmedia/2008/12/02/cbs-sportscasters-bash-big-12/

I can't believe anyone who's watched Big 12 football this year thinks that their defenses are 2nd rate. The lovely media at the SEC network simply refuses to believe that anyone other than those chasing down the Messiah know how to make a tackle. I'll let the stupidity of those broadcasters slide, because they all seem to get dumber every year. (With all the communications majors coming out of college lately, you would think we could do better than the current state of sports broadcasters.... but that may be another article). Oklahoma has put up over 60 points in their past 4 games. And the game before that streak began - they put up 58 points. No team in history has done that. I don't think that Tebow's 50 yards of rushing and 3 TDs stands a chance against Oklahoma if OU puts up 60 points again.

It looks like Florida, led by the son of God himself, will play Oklahoma for the title game. Let's hope that OU can break their streak of s#*!!ing the bed in their bowl games over the past few years. Texas should be playing Ohio State in the Fiesta Bowl which will be another test of how good the big 12 really is. Texas Tech is likely going to play Mississippi, and I don't evny them... TTU is pissed off that they can't get a BCS bid and teams like Cincinatti will end up playing in one of the biggest bowls. That will be the true test of Big 12 vs. SEC, as its not supposed to be the top team from either conference.

I look forward to what Vern & Gary can say on the SEC network as the Big 12 destroys their precious savior and the rest of his fish-eating friends.

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