Cheers and Jeers: Mind Eraser Edition Ingredients:
Mixing instructions:
In a rocks glass pour vodka, the Kahlua and then the tonic water. Serve with a straw.
Welcome to the mid-week installment of Cheers and Jeers. Due to the author’s inability to post last Friday and someone ordering the symphony orchestra during Homerpalooza (Cypress hill, we are looking in your direction), CJ is happening on a Wednesday this week. Like? Love it? Hate it? Please send $1 to Happy Guy @ Evergreen Terrace plus suggestion.
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Onto the business at hand…
Cheers: to the BSD who participated in the Wrestling Draft. Great idea Colonel and jeers to that lazy commissioner who hasn’t posted rounds 3 and 4!! DAMN HIM
Cheers: To the start of the NBA playoffs. I love it when both the Heat and Lakers are down 0-2. I have to admit Spurs and Mavericks fatigue. I am cheering for the Suns meaning the kiss of death has been applied.
Jeers: To the rotator cuff. I hope Pryor can return to his 2003 form when he finished third in NL Cy Young voting (18-6 with a 4.24 ERA and struck out 245 in 211 1-3 innings).
Pre-emptive Jeers: to the Cleveland Steamers. Please don’t select Brady Quinn. Cleveland may descend into a violent blood bath.
Jeers: to NBA TV. I pay for cable... let me watch the 1st round of the damn playoffs. NBA TV, NFL Network, and regional coverage all are dead to me.
Cheers: to the NFL DRAFT!!! I have had it with the talk, analysis, and Berman's trip to the dessert tray. Get on with it please.
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