Cheers and Jeers: SPQR Edition

The Fall of Rome

Ingredients:

• 2 parts Dry Vermouth
• 1 part Brandy
• 1 dash Sherry
• 1 dash Rose's sweetened lime juice
• Orange juice

Mixing instructions:

pour vermouth and brandy into glass, add lime and fill with orange juice, and stir. Splash brandy on top, and serve with straw.

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I would like to announce the second BSD draft. The beer draft was an extraordinary success so I wanted to suggest a few ideas for the next draft. Please haloscan comments or torpedo all of these ideas and suggest something else.

· Fight Club: Who would you fight and why?

· Great Action Movie One-Liners

· Cities that formally had teams (example Brooklyn Dodgers)

· Ridiculous jobs I’m thankful I don’t have

· Hottest female Halloween costumes

Once we hear from our noble editor abroad about his availability, we will begin the draft. Now, onto the important weekly business known to the locals as cheering and jeering. Please Note: Cheers and jeers can heal damage to the esophagus caused by acid reflux. This damage can occur over time, when acid from the stomach erodes the lining of the esophagus. Side effects include headache, diarrhea, and abdominal pain. Symptom relief does not rule out other serious stomach conditions caused by bad Indian food, Montezuma’s revenge, or your mom’s pubis.

Cheers: To opening day. The Expos lost. I’ll get you Youppi. Don’t make me hunt your sorry @#$ and get you down to DC. It must be time for spring when the boys of summer begin their schedule.

Cheers: To the Florida Gators. As much as it pains me to write, they played amazing basketball and beat a game OSU squad. Currently, Florida owns all of Columbus including rights to the sweater vest if global warming somehow cools Florida (don’t ask).

Jeers: To the lateral meniscus. It will cost Arenas the remainder of the season.

Cheers: To the Onion News Network. Enough said.

Happy weekend to the all the BSD… Below are some of the highlights of this week in surfing brought to you by your IT department.

· Classic Daily Show: Banning of Racial Slurs (offensive)

· CRIPPLE-TRON

· It was a toss up between the Jell-O wrestling and 15 classic moments from film leaving the viewer with a “OMG, did that really happen?” I’m going with film.

“I hate those guys.” -Dean Wormer

Please accept a hot superman t-shirt.