Corrections May 6

Well as the pace of blogging has increased in recent weeks we need to do more corrections.

1) It was incorrectly noted that Ozzie Guillen's rage could be controlled by simple horse tranquillizers. At the moment nothing can stop that man from being a grad A asshole. Although I believe NASA is experimenting with free basing moon rocks....

2) It was incorrectly noted that there was nothing a star player could do to get kicked off an SEC team. Ryan Perrilloux proved me wrong. Exactly what he did has not come out but one can only surmise it involves banging the Coaches daughter before marrying a gay Mexican immigrant (this is still the South)

3) It was incorrectly noted that Karl Malone was NOT a pedophile. This was incorrect and we apologize for the missing word.



4) It was incorrectly noted that John McCain demanded to see blood while at a gladiator match. In fact he demanded more peanuts in addition to more blood at a baseball game.


5) It was incorrectly reported that Michigan State male student populace had never seen boobs before. This is in fact incorrect. This photo was from the Worship Boobs Festival in East Lansing and hence the expression on the collective student populace.

6) We reported in error that Angelina Jolie showed up a Mighty Mike's apartment naked and drunk. Angelina Jolie showed up a Mighty Mike's Hover Yacht naked and drunk.