Every season there is a story about a major league pitcher who is having a rough year, who somehow goes missing. This year's winner: Bartolo Colon.
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4312989
Guess no one in the White Sox organization can find him and he's supposed to make a rehab start tomorrow.
Also, espn has Colon's weight listed at 245 pounds. Yeah right.
The best part about this story is the amount of jokes that can be made, like:
1. Did anyone check the nearest white castle
2. Maybe he's fallen and can't get up
3. It was just fourth of july, did anyone check to see if he's still at Coney Island for the hot dog eating contest
4. Did anyone check the nearest Arby's?
5. Maybe he's hiding behind CC Sabathia, and barely covered.
6. The rehab start was supposed to be in Charlotte, maybe he got an early start by trying out some southern fried cooking
7. Did anyone check the nearest Wendy's?
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