Saturday, July 25, 2009

The Entire Universe Wishes To Apologize To Tim Tebow For Hurting His Feelings

Really briefly, because it's 8:45 on a Saturday and I just woke up and turned on SportsCenter...

Why is it a big deal that Tim Tebow wasn't a unanimous all-SEC selection? While I agree that he's the best QB in the conference, I don't see why this story is such a big deal or why Ole Ball Coach Spurrier feels the need to apologize on behalf of his program for being the lone SEC team to not vote for Tebow. Is it the biggest crime in the world that Tebow didn't get all the ballots? Is he going to cry?

Fuck that. Was I sleeping when Congress passed a law that said that Tebow must get his ass kissed and his dick sucked at the same time?

Tebow - go fuck yourself.

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