Cheers and Jeers: Super Bowl Edition

Super Bloody Screwdriver
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Ingredients:
• 1 shot Everclear
• 2 1/2 oz Sunny delight
• 1 oz Tropical fruit schnapps

Pour in the Everclear. Add the Sunny D and then the tropical fruit schnapps. Best if served chilled.

Calling all BSD— What time is it? Game time!! Please break out your beers and prepare yourselves for the final football game until September. Sunday will be a day of cheering, mourning, taunting, and jeering. Can anyone do this? You will need a beer to endure the continuous clatter of ESPN arse-clowns analyzing the impact of media on Sexy Rexy. I’m tired of it. Let’s play the game. Thankfully, we have predictions from the epic match-up between Jeff George versus Jim Harbaugh.

Cheers: To the Super Bowl preview.

Mourning: Barbaro passing away. It is time to bury and mourn this wonderful race horse and move on. For people familiar with Barbaro’s multiple fractures, it was clear from the onset that he would never recover. The injuries were life threatening and he would never walk again. Half a year later, he was finally put down. Rest in peace.

Jeers: To Shaq “I gotta get a whopper”
Emmnueo Cibrin, 18, veered into O'Neal's parked 2007 Cadillac Escalade [at 4 a.m. following the Heat's return from an away game]... O'Neal and his bodyguard saw Cibrin leaving the scene, and leapt into the damaged SUV to give chase. They tailed Cibrin and passenger Junior Rondon for about five minutes before catching up… O'Neal has been sidelined much of the season while recovering from knee surgery, but that hasn't slowed his fight against crime. The 34-year-old has repeatedly used his police skills since being sworn in as a Miami Beach police reserve officer in December 2005.

Shaq seems well enough to chase down those guilty of leaving the scene of an accident but not well enough to chase down opposing centers. The Miami Heat has a record of 20-25. Get well soon Shaq because your team sucks.

(Thanks to With Leather and the Miami Herald)

Cheers: To the Top 10 Cheerleading Videos of the Year. This post captures everything from a great USC backside to catfights. Meow!

Jeers: To the end of the NFL. Relax… please do not exercise, engage in productive activity, speak to your significant other, or engage in sexual relations on Sunday’s between 1pm ET and say… the end of NFL primetime? BSD will research which sport fills the void left by football.

Final Taunts to Mighty: good luck finding a place to watch the Super Bowl. I’ll be here eating your sesame chicken. Please send money… my picks last week were bent over and violated.