Colonel Sanders Finger Lickin Picks - Super Bowl Edition

I don't know if this is late. It seems that talk about the Super Bowl starts way too early (the second after Peyton Manning chokes or divine intervention thrusts him into the Super Bowl). All I know is that Ole' Man Winter is thrusting his nether regions into the clouds around Denver.



Now onto my locks that even MacGyver couldn't pick:

Bears (+7) at Indy: Bears. I don't see the Colts getting anywhere near the 7 points that they are being given. The Bears defense is too good and they can actually run the ball...getting it out of the hands of the Colts.

O/U: 48 points. Gotta love the over. Even though the Bears defense will hold the Colts, I don't see this game under 48 points. My prediction is 38-28 Bears (yes MJ, this one is for you)

As a final aside, here is a picture from a recent photo shoot in the tundra of the Rockies. Two Ohioans, a former Ohioan and a California Swede all are on top of the mountain...are they a) former OSU fans (in red and gray) trying to freeze themselves at 12600 feet in the middle of winter for choking b) in need of some serious Chap Stick and Gold Bond c) really ugly Midwesterners or d) all of the above