Cheers and Jeers: Captain and Coke Edition

Captain and Coke Edition

Captain and Coke Ingredients:

Captain Morgan

1 can Coke

Duct tape

Cheers: To the second half of the season. The pennant races. The wild card chases. The question of if the Brewers can avoid collapsing and be over .500 for the first time since they were in the Adult League (AL). Other stories to follow will Bud Selig pass a kidney stone when Bonds passes the mark followed by how many people will the Incredible Mo maim after Boston wins the AL East.

Cheers and Jeers – To Indians GM Mark Shapiro. A good signing in Travis Hafner to a reasonable contract if Pronk can return to his previous form. However Shapiro also deserves his share of grief for releasing soon to be rookie of the year Jeremy Guthrie. A former number one pick, Guthrie never found a place in the Indians organization and was practically given away during Spring Training for a 6 pack of Beck's beer and a coupon to Domino's pizza

Cheers: To basically two weeks till NFL training camp starts. Don't worry over here at BSD we will begin the previews but today's topic….NFC Quarterbacks. As the NFC is wide open which QB will overcome problems for teams with enough talent to go the Super Bowl. Will Donovan Mcnabb be recovered from his knee injury and will he stay healthy? Will Jason Campbell continue to improve to the point that even Peter King may consider giving him a hug instead of Tony Romo. Will Matt Hasselbeck regain his Super Bowl form? Will Jake Delhomme finally be benched for sucking? How many women will Sexy Rexy unleash his dragon on? Will he finally find that donkey he needed?

Jeers: To badgers. Apparently inhabitants of Basra, Iraq have been blaming British soldiers for unleashing man eating badgers on the populace. I wish I was making this stuff up. Of course if I lived in a brick house in 110 degree weather I too might think I was being attacked by a badger

Jeers: To the NBA off-season. Outside of Rashard Lewis leaving for Orlando (and that might be stretching things) did anything important happen? Yawn…I can't think of one sport that has a more over-hyped rumor mill for player movements than the NBA.

And for of course cheers to our Cheers and Jeers girl(s) of the week... what college or University is this?? I was so ripped off. Detention never looked so good!!!