“The IFOCE is against at-home training of any kind. The IFOCE strongly discourages younger individuals from eating for speed or quantity under any circumstances. The IFOCE urges all interested parties to become involved in sanctioned events -- do not try speed eating home.”
This afternoon I witnessed one of the moist vile and repugnant sports… the Nathan’s Hotdog Eating contest in
“This could be the most important moment in the history of American sports.”
Chestnut takes back the Yellow Nathan’s belt, sets the world record for hotdog eating (63 in 12 minutes), and sends the competition packing.
FYI- 2nd place man Kobayashi vomits and eats his own vomit.
“The Black Widow (105 lbs Asian woman) once ate 10 % of her body weight in cheesecake.”
“Ladies and gentleman, start your enzymes!!”
“The elder statesman of eating, at 63 years old, holds the world record for birthday cake and SPAM”
“The whole world is watching… I mean the whole free world is watching this event”
Happy 4th of July-- next on ESPN 8 is the Rock Paper Scissors contest.
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