Well, with the indictment of Mike Vick, it’s time to talk NFL discipline and the wrath of Rodger “The Hammer” Goodell. I am not going to discuss the fairness aspect of NFL discipline. In the words of Al Swearengen, “when did fairness ever enter the matter?”
PacMan Jones—May be allowed to join Titans training camp. I’m confused… didn’t the hammer suspend him for the entire season before an indictment was handed down? Perhaps Goodell believed PacMan to be a repeat offender. Why would the Titans allow him in camp?
Tank Johnson—released by the Bears after extensive legal issues.
Chris Henry—suspended for 8 games.
The NFL conduct police are cracking down. We have a great season of NFL discipline to look forward to!! Personally, I love a good sex boat scandal, players running afoul of the law, parties, and anything else that makes me laugh. Since I don’t think of a defensive tackle, QB, or DB as my role model, I prefer to be entertained. Entertain me!! I want a good old fashioned sex scandal... like Daunte Culpepper showing up in the DC Madam's little black book (before she releases him in favor of Trent Green).
As for Mike Vick, make sure the dog fights occur in Marcus Vick’s house. It’s easier that way and you are far less likely to be indicted. Marcus should also carry your weed. Almost forgot, here is a KSK classic of Tank, PacMan, Henry and Vick corrupting our children.
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