Corrections: Aug 1

It was incorrectly noted that Archaeologist had disturbed the tomb of Ahmanehotep III and thereby were cursed by his mummy. Archaeologists had disturbed the tomb of Brett Favre and thereby brought down a terrible curse on the state of Wisconsin.

It was incorrectly noted that Federal investigators raided the home of Nick Saban due to allegation of his involvement in the white slave trade. Federal investigators raided the home of Nick Saban, in fact for his involvement in trafficking of heroine.

It was incorrectly noted that Qantas had a new policy for flying with giant holes in its planes in order to reduce weight and jet fuel consumption. The giant hole in the side of its planes is actually part of its new baggage handling policy.

It was incorrectly noted that John McCain was mistaken when he said "Iraq was the first major conflict after 9/11". I'm not sure what the incorrect statement is but McCain can't possibly make those kind gaffes.

It was incorrectly reported that Erica Campbell was seen talking to Mighty Mike about what sort of lingerie she should wear. It should have read "Erica Campbell was seen talking to Mighty Mike about what sort of lingerie she should wear for her boyfriend who is no way shape or form is Mighty Mike"