Sunday, December 02, 2007

The Chain of a Train Wreck


How did this train wreck happen? A situation where all the previously human polls are expected to be thrown out the window and voters are expected to make up whatever championship they feel like? Something seems rotten when Herbie, who successfully pulled off having Les Miles perform Dogs in the Tub on him, declares without a doubt LSU is in the national championship since its from THE SEC. In any event how did this chain of events come to be?

1) Lou Holtz gives the motivational speech of a lifetime

2) Wannstedt's mustache's hears Holtz's clarion call of battle and takes over.

3) The Mustache channels Einstein's Mustache and coaches Pittsburgh to super human feats

4) Causing Rich Rodriguez to cry like a 5 year old girl

5) Which breaks Mizzou's will to win


6) Which turns ESPN into the SEC's professional fluffer....

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