1) It was incorrectly noted that Nick Saban is a paranoid ruthless dictator who revels in crushing the media in an impoverished nation. Nick Saban is in fact a paranoid ruthless COACH who revels in crushing the media in an impoverished state.
Not Nick Saban
2) It was incorrectly noted that Pete Carroll does not rock. Pete Carroll does in fact rock according to his facebook entry. We stand corrected.
(h/t EDSBS)
3) It was incorrectly reported that Bill Simmons was arrested for public masturbation at a recent Boston Celtics game. It was Peter King at a free Starbucks Charity Event.
4) It was incorrectly reported that the public buffoon looking into running for political office in Pennsylvania was Charles Barkley. In fact the public buffoon looking into running for political office in Pennsylvania was Chris Matthews. Barkley is considering it in Alabama.
5) It was incorrectly reported that the Mavs experience would help contain the Hornets and Chris Paul. The report did not include the sentence "assuming Chris Paul is also stricken with typhoid and therefore unable to use his superior athletic skills against the geriatric and clearly over-matched Jason Kidd."
6) It was incorrectly reported that David Stern would use his connections with the Free-Masons to control the outcome of the NBA playoffs and thereby insure a LA v. Boston Championship. In fact it is David Stern's connection to the STONECUTTERS that allow him to turn the NBA playoffs into a re-enactment of a Don King boxing match.
David Stern pictured above
4) It was incorrectly reported that the public buffoon looking into running for political office in Pennsylvania was Charles Barkley. In fact the public buffoon looking into running for political office in Pennsylvania was Chris Matthews. Barkley is considering it in Alabama.
5) It was incorrectly reported that the Mavs experience would help contain the Hornets and Chris Paul. The report did not include the sentence "assuming Chris Paul is also stricken with typhoid and therefore unable to use his superior athletic skills against the geriatric and clearly over-matched Jason Kidd."
6) It was incorrectly reported that David Stern would use his connections with the Free-Masons to control the outcome of the NBA playoffs and thereby insure a LA v. Boston Championship. In fact it is David Stern's connection to the STONECUTTERS that allow him to turn the NBA playoffs into a re-enactment of a Don King boxing match.
David Stern pictured above
7) It was incorrectly noted that Victoria Vannucci is currently dating Mighty Mike because of his hit show "Head-butting Sharks" and his general bad ass image. Victoria Vannucci is in fact only friends with Mighty Mike because of his hit show "Headbutting Sharks" and his general bad ass image.
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