
So its near the end of the week and we all need a few guidelines on how to spend the weekend so let me try to lay down a few ones, good idea, bad idea style
Good Idea: Hanging out with Megan Fox FHM's 2008 Sexiest Woman
Bad Idea: Hooking up with Star Jones. Dear Lord Dwayne Wade . What are you thinking? Your a star. You have money. You know Charles Barkley. And all you can do is the person formerly known as Star Jones? She looks like the dessicated remains of a drowned rat.
Good Idea: Re-signing the Big Hurt for next to nothing. Seriously if your putting in the cleanup spot instaneously you know your offense needs it.
Bad Idea: Interacting with the Big Hurt at any time. I assume as part of the contract Thomas agreed to be tranquilized in between games and stored in a Hannibal Lector like restraining device.
Good Idea: Trading down in the NFL draft. I always encourage, especially this year with few super-stars but super-star down payments. Move lower (I also tell my masseuse this)
Bad Idea: Drafting Matt Ryan. I have bust written for whoever gets the booby prize
Bad Idea: Being attacked by a man-eating Pokemon. Definitely Bad.
Good Idea: Being attacked by Pamela David. Definitely Good

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