Necessary Violence

Thank goodness football is back. Throughout the year I'll be recording other places you can legally use necessary violence. In this case the airport. There are several reasons for violence in airports both legal (dating back to Marbury v. Madison) and moral (its a little known fact Plutarch discussed the moral reasons it was ok why he karate chopped a young Martin Luther on the infamous dispute over an Aunt Annie's pretzel). Also as seen in the much publicized video "beating up proselytizers, your obligation" its totally fine to tiger claw a Jew for Jesus