Wednesday, June 28, 2006

NBA Draft Drinking Game

NBA Draft..... its fantastic.....especially if you have a drinking game to alongside of it. Here's a few rules of the road to add fun and enjoyment to the process.

1. Take a drink whenever you hear "wingspan"
2. Take a drink whenever you hear "potential"
3. Open a porn magazine when you hear the word "long"
4. Take a drink when someone mentions the new mandatory age rule
5. Finish your beer when you see a picture of Greg Ogden - next year's number one draft pick
6. Take a drink and hit the mute button when Jay Bilas insults someone else
7. Take a drink and write a haiku to realign your chi when Andy Katz is condescending
8. Finish your beer when a player is traded
9. Finish your beer and head to the bomb shelter if KG or AI are not traded.
10. Lightly chuckle when Kevin McHale forgets he actually has a draft pick
11. Lightly chuckle when Isiah Thomas forgets he doesn't actually have a draft pick
12. Take a triumphant sip if the Cavs draft either a PG or PF
13. Take a bitter drink and then bash head against wall when Cavs draft a SG or SF.
14. Point and laugh when Adam Morrison cries upon hearing he's drafted (especially if its Portland)
15. Take a drink and check to make sure your wallet is still there after a UConn player is drafted


Add as you see fit.......

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