Since everyone knows how much I detest Shaquille O’Neal and everything about him, I would like to share this quite amusing blurb from ESPN.com’s Page 2. Even ESPN has its uses from time to time…
Headline: “Frustrated Shaq Demands The Ball, Bacon”
“Classy move by Shaq, though, to skip out on the media completely after his five-point game Sunday night. No good one-liners about getting outplayed by Erick Dampier, Shaq? Where be your gibes now? Your gambols? Your songs? Your flashes of merriment that were wont to set the press corps aroar? Not one now to mock your own grinning? Quite chapfallen? (Sorry, I broke into some “Hamlet” there for a second. But I bet Shaq likes “Hamlet.” Mostly because it has “ham” in it.)”
Headline: “Frustrated Shaq Demands The Ball, Bacon”
“Classy move by Shaq, though, to skip out on the media completely after his five-point game Sunday night. No good one-liners about getting outplayed by Erick Dampier, Shaq? Where be your gibes now? Your gambols? Your songs? Your flashes of merriment that were wont to set the press corps aroar? Not one now to mock your own grinning? Quite chapfallen? (Sorry, I broke into some “Hamlet” there for a second. But I bet Shaq likes “Hamlet.” Mostly because it has “ham” in it.)”
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