Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Ozzie Guillen Update

Finally! Finally the rest of the country gets to see the true colors of the man I dubbed the biggest asshole in baseball just last week.

Ozzie Guillen, you’re a pathetic individual. In a span of six months, you’ve ripped the heritage of Alex Rodriguez and Nomar Garciaparra, embarrassed one of your employees on national television, publicly declared that you’d “cut” and “kill” an opponent in a fight, and now called a reporter a “fag” because you don’t like his coverage of you or your team.

I won’t be so morally superior and dishonest as to say that I’ve never used derogatory epithets in the past. But I also don’t have a recurring pattern of emotionally unstable behavior and a God-complex.

I have no faith in Bud Selig but even that worthless, decrepit sack of bones will have to step up to the plate and, gulp, rule against his puppeteers on Chicago’s South Side. When coupled with Guillen’s ejection for the HBP incidents in last night’s White Sox-Cardinals game...here’s to hoping that we don’t see or hear from this foul little animal for the next week.

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