Thursday, June 22, 2006

Thank God He's Gone, Or Why Knicks Offices Will No Longer Smell Like Adult Diapers

All Knicks fans should shout a hearty “good riddance” to the newly-unemployed Larry Brown. For doing the worst coaching job of his career, for doing nothing but spreading his special brand of cancer around the franchise, and for being the most disagreeable sports personality in New York City, he won’t be missed at all.

Knowing Larry, he’ll take his best shots at the franchise and he’ll use his political savvy to spin this his way. No one in New York should be fooled – Larry Brown bailed on his “dream job” and he owes every Knicks fan an apology (and our money back).

The Knicks will still stink in 2006-2007. But at least there won’t be this palpable sense of misery around the team that only Larry and his faulty urinary sphincter bring to the table.

Get the f*ck out of town, “Coach” Brown. Don’t ever come back. Move out of our state and take your snot-nosed kids and your trophy wife with you.

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