Cheers and Jeers:
Snow Blinder Edition Ingredients:
Mixing instructions:
Pour vodka in blender and add ice cream. Blend. Top with lemonade.
Cheers and Jeers is a day late due to vacation. I have returned from the slopes of Colorado (of course it snows the day I leave) and want to report the following: a) it’s beautiful in Colorado... like California with the added business of having fewer Californians b) spring skiing rocks, c) I have my original ligaments
In other news, Kissing Suzy Kolber jacked cheers and jeers last week. One can think of several proportional responses considering they make funny dick jokes. The most appropriate is to jack one of their ideas like the Mock Draft. I propose the first BSD mock draft. We will select top beers… once a beer label has been selected you cannot select another type of beer made by the same label. Order for this draft will be selected in a capricious and arbitrary manner by me.
Get Ready for the BEER DRAFT!!!
Now onto the business of cheering and jeering. Remember, Cheers and Jeers should not be combined with alcohol. If experiencing an erection lasting more than four hours, please consult your doctor (even if your girl thinks this is an improvement).
Cheers: To the first final four teams UCLA and OSU. Cheers to a disorderly remainder of the tournament to avoid the need for a violent blood bath.
Jeers: to my bracket. The death of A+M (damn, hit your layups) and Kansas spells doom. I owe Mighty a 6 pack so get ready to enjoy your Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Jeers: Tony La Russa joins the DWI/DUI fraternity.
Cheers: To the NFL Draft. Get ready Jamarcus, Oakland is calling!! If the Oakland Raiders call, please send them to VM.
Jeers: to players and coaches who cry after losing/winning games. Also please stop thanking Jesus. If Jesus wants you to win, does he want to smite your opponent? Why would Jesus care? Speaking of Jesus, Family Guy does him well.
Here is a quick survey of fun links from around the net.
1) Borat’s deleted scene Sexy Drawn Watch—for those haven’t seen Borat, please do so right away. It’s offensive.
2) Ten terrible music videos with great names such as the Hoff, Milli Vanilli and Shaq. I still hate Shaq.
3) Great Family Guy Intros… enjoy. Check out the last one (Osama and Stewie does naked gun)
Please accept a sexy cheerleader.
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