Friday, October 20, 2006

World Series Preview: Detroit Tigers vs. St. Louis Cardinals

We all know how this will be a rematch of the 1934 and 1968 World Series, two of the more memorable Fall Classics in baseball history. We all know that the Tigers are heavy favorites to win their first World Series trophy since 1984. We all know why the Tigers are going to win. But do we, really? Buster Olney’s blog has a list of five and a half reasons why he believes the Cardinals can’t win the World Series. I’ve paraphrased them in this way:

1. Detroit’s starting rotation is better, and more rested, than that of the Cardinals;
2. The Tigers have had time to deal with minor injuries while the Cards are playing with pain;
3. Detroit’s bullpen is fully rested while the Cardinals bullpen has pitched seven times in eight days;
4. There has been more time for the Tigers to deal with the ancillary distractions that go with being in a championship series (ticket requests, travel plans, etc.);
5. The Tigers are a better team and have homefield advantage; and
5.5. The Tigers have had a chance to see their opposition while the Cards have not had the same opportunity.


Now, I’m not saying the Cardinals will win. I just don’t think it’ll be the blowout everyone’s predicting. Here are my responses to Buster’s list:

1. Detroit’s rotation was better than St. Louis’s in the regular season and there’s just no disputing that. Detroit’s team ERA was 3.84, the lowest in baseball. By contrast, the Cardinals had a team ERA of 4.54, 16th overall in the big leagues and the highest ERA of any team to qualify for October.

But a funny thing happened in October – Cardinal pitching got better as the stakes increased. For the postseason, St. Louis starting pitching has pitched 11 games and allowed only 20 ER, good for a 2.80 ERA. They have allowed 79 baserunners in 64 1/3 IP for a respectable WHIP of 1.23. Toss in their bullpen, which has thrown 32 2/3 IP with an ERA/WHIP of 3.31/1.35 and over one strikeout per inning, and you get a composite Cardinal pitching staff line of 97 IP, 2.97 ERA, 1.27 WHIP.

Detroit’s postseason pitching breakdown is as follows: starters – 51 1/3 IP, 3.33 ERA, 1.27 WHIP; bullpen – 19 2/3 IP, 1.83 ERA, 0.97 WHIP; composite: 71 IP, 2.92 ERA, 1.18 WHIP.

As far as I’m concerned, Olney’s first point seems based entirely on the regular season. He’s obviously not well-versed in the stats since October 2nd.

2. No question about it, Detroit will have had six days off. The Cards beat the Mets last night, drank some beers and champagne, and then boarded a late-night charter to arrive in Detroit. Olney’s got this one right.

3. Again, Olney’s right. Detroit’s bullpen only pitched 19 2/3 IP. St. Louis’s logged one and a half times the workload and won’t have the benefit of rest.

4. I don’t see how this is a factor at all and I find the point utterly irrelevant.

5. The Tigers had a better regular season, as was established in point #1 above. They finished with the fourth-best record in baseball and played in the most competitive division in the game. But I’m not so sure the Tigers are categorically the better team. After all, this is a team that, just like St. Louis, finished under .500 after the All-Star Break.

The Tigers are probably a little bit better than St. Louis in terms of personnel but I’m not convinced that it’s a landslide sort of victory for Detroit. Further, how much of this is being viewed through the prism of the past two weeks? Going into October, everyone was convinced that the Tigers were Yankee cannon-fodder and it was generally agreed that the Tigers-A’s series would be a dogfight between two teams that pitched well. No one predicted the Tigers to go 7-1 through two rounds of the playoffs. Similarly, everyone figured the Cards for dead, as they were even lucky to qualify for the playoffs. Instead, they dispatched the Padres with relative ease and, with the exception of one lopsided loss in Game 4 of the NLCS, fought the Mets (the NL’s best team from April 4th) with intensity.

As to the question of homefield advantage, this is a myth in the baseball world. Homefield matters in football, and probably in basketball and hockey as well (I don’t know and I don’t care). But in baseball, and especially in the World Series, having the “advantage” of a Game 7 at home has produced the following results: 16 victories for the home team in 31 World Series Game 7’s. That’s a 16-15 record for those scoring at home. What homefield advantage, I say?

5.5. Scouting and game-planning is an important part of any sport. But I can assure Mr. Olney that the Cardinals had their scouts at every single game played at an AL ballpark thus far in October. So while Pujols, Edmonds, Rolen, and the pitchers may not have been watching much TV these days, there’s more than enough video and paper reporting for these guys to be ready to face the Tigers on Saturday. After all, no matter how much information you might have, it’s still about execution. And if Nathan Robertson or Justin Verlander pitch as poorly against St. Louis as they did against the Yankees or Oakland, then any scouting reports those two guys may have read wouldn’t have amounted to anything anyway. See the ball, hit the ball. That’s what it’s always been about.

As I said before, it’s not that I think the Cards will win. But the Tigers shouldn’t go nuts buying into their own hype. Tigers in 6.

Special Thanks To a Special Reporter

Rather than include a cheers to Bob Dolgan I wanted to make a special post. For those that are unaware the website URL of Back Seat Drivers is the dawggs in honor of the Cleveland Browns legendary 1980s secondary of Hanford "The Top Dawg" Dixon and Frank "Mighty" Minnifield (the dimunitive yet powerful Mighty Minni being a personal inspiration). However the part of the story that many may not be aware of was that Cleveland Plain Dealer's Bob Dolgan was the one that noticed the barking antics of the duo and wrote about it which evantually led to the Dawg Pound. Dolgan, is retiring today, after 45 years as a sports writer. Reading through his goodbye piece I think it captures the old school ideal of a reporter racing around to local haunts to get a scoop, having the thrill of a good interview and following it with late night drinking, smoking and gambling.
Anyway check out his goodbye piece here

Thanks Bob for all your great work and for helping create the term "The Dawgs"

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Cheers and Jeers: Great Pumpkin Edition

Ingredients
-Pumpkin Pie
-Real Whip Cream
-Ted Drewe's Frozen Custard

If the gods of Olympus dined on Earth it would by definition need to include Ted Drewe's mixture of pumpkin pie, whip cream, frozen custard and bliss. After many of Saint Louis Cardinals game, a sea of red would descend to the hallowed area in front of the magical concrete (the functional equivalent of a Dairy Queen Blizzard) machine. Few things in this world can equal the joys of eating a Great Pumpkin Concrete after a Cards victory. One of those things is being buried in a hot naked girl avalanche. The other is an exciting Game 7 victory. If one could sum up the Cardinals v. Mets series in one word, it would be redemption. Jeff Suppan a Boston castoff pitched his heart out and won the MVP for the NL side of the playoff bracket (I can already hear Bill Simmons feverishly typing away why Suppan sucks, his stream of concious broken only by bitter curse words of why didn't Suppan pitch this way for the Red Sox). Yadier Molina who had batted somewhere near the Mendoza line delivered several clutch hits during the series including the series winner. The bullpen which had struggled so mightily during the regular season came through. When Carlos "the Card Killer" Beltran stepped up to the plate with the bases juiced facing a rookie closer you could almost hear the anguished cry that escaped from the lips of the king of Saint Louis, Nelly the First. However the youngster gave Beltran more than he could handle and finished a three pitch at bat with a knee buckling breaking ball. However the redemption really was shared by the entire squad. A team that never fully lived up to its potential, came within a whisker of experiencing one of the greatest collapses in baseball history. That same team somehow turned things around to defy all logic and reason to make it the World Series. Awaiting the Cards is the seemingly unbeatable Detroit Tigers. Also, awaiting the Cards is a date with history as this will be the World Series rubber match between the Tigers and Saint Louis. The Cards won the first series in 1934 while Detroit took the second in classic fashion in 1968. The Cards face an uphill battle but at this point I'm just thrilled about an all-Midwest World Series for the first time since 1987, another pennant up in the new Busch stadium and dreams of eating Ted Drewe's frozen custard before being buried in a hot naked girl avalanche.

A few quick cheers and jeers;
Cheers: To Tiki Barber. I'm a huge fan of Tiki and I really do support his decision to retire at the end of the season. Running backs tend to have short shelf lives and if Tiki has stored enough money away then I say please leave the sport before you lose the ability to have a functional life later on. One just needs to watch current videos of Earl Campbell to know its best to leave while your still healthy.

Jeers: To ESPN. ESPN is using is monopolistic position to generate rents via bludgeoning its consumers by only showing the OSU v. Indiana game on ESPNU. Yes the wonderful world of Disney is basically blackmailing fans into pressuring various cable outlets to include ESPNU in its standard package. Controlling the product and message may work in the short term but over the long term, most products become substituable and such actions by ESPN only further its image as a force that is in many ways rotting football.

Jeers: Cobra Commander. Kissing Suzy Kolber (apparently my new favorite blog to link to) sums up my feelings of what must have been going through Billick's mind when he canned Jim Fassel

Cheers: To Kitties with Guns. I think the second amendment protects their rights. Also frankly I'm a little scared of them. Especially this one, I think it has shifty eyes and you know that means trouble.....

Notes From The 5th Inning

Three things happening here that make me want to talk baseball:

1. Preston Wilson’s baseball career is absolutely over. His bat speed is so non-existent it’s become a joke at this point. I’m not sure I understand why Wilson is hitting second anyway. And, jeez, Preston, you’ve only got an eight-time Gold Glove winner playing centerfield. How about you let him make the catches when he calls for them? Dumbass.

2. What a catch by Endy Chavez. That was just a tremendous play right there. What more can be said? The Cards don’t seem to be getting the one or two lucky breaks a team needs to make it past a depleted yet feisty Mets team.

3. Albert Pujols is just not impressing me at all. And you know what? It gives me comfort knowing that Pujols, the best hitter in baseball, has looked ARod-esque this week. It means that ARod is not alone in his failures and if he’s watching (or reading this), he should feel better. Look past the .350 average or the great OPS, Pujols has one stinking RBI. Toss in the silly remarks he made about Tom Glavine after Game 1 and one could say that this has not been the best week of this guy’s career.

Why Bronco Fans are So Rabid



I figured I would lighten up the mood a little bit and give a few observations on the Western plains where the deer and the antelope play. Now I have told you a couple of times that they sell Rocky Mountain Oysters at Colorado Rockies games. Well I think i figure out what keeps Bronco fans warm and crazy throughout the games. Here are a couple of recipes that I would like to share with you, straight from Mike Shanahan.

Battered Balls

Cut the testes (your choice) into broad, thin slices
Marinate for 1 hour in oil, lemon juice, chopped parsley, salt and pepper.
Dip them in light batter
Fry
Serve with ketchup or chili sauce

AND

Penis Stew
1 pound of penis, ram's or bull's
3 tbls. oil
1 large chopped onion
2 garlic cloves, peeled and chopped
1 tsp coriander seeds, crushed
1 tsp salt
freshly ground black pepper

Scald the penis, then drain and clean (doesn't say how you clean a penis. Not sure a guy would know since this penis is, well . . . never mind). Place the penis in a saucepan, cover with cold water, and bring to a boil. Remove any scum, then simmer for 10 minutes. Drain and slice.

Heat the oil in a large skillet. Add the onion, garlic, and coriander and fry until the onion is golden. Add the penis slices and fry on both sides for a few minutes. Stir in the remaining ingredients with a good grinding of pepper, add enough water to cover, and bring to a boil. Lower the heat, cover, and simmer for about 2 hours, or until tender. Add a little water from time to time if necessary to prevent burning.

Ah gotta love the crisp clean lack of oxygen.

My Rant on the Cardinals

Okay, I watched the game last night for 3 innings (1,2 and 9th). The Cardinals were utterly hopeless. The ESPN write up is total BS... the Mets pitching staff was decent. Carpenter was fine (6 IP, 7 hits, 2 ER), but with the bases loaded in the 1st and runners at 1st and 3rd in the 2nd inning, the Cards totally f#cked up. They should have knocked that rookie out of the game in the 2nd. Instead, Rolen and Edmonds cannot get it done at the plate.

The Cardinals were 1-for-8 overall with runners in scoring position, dropping to 9-for-46 (.196) in the series. How is So Taguchi the best hitter in the series for the Cards???? Total bollocks.

The Mets should walk Spezio and Pujois, and pitch with RISP to Rolen and Edmonds.

Bye Week

I am imposing a one-week suspension on myself from this blog, coincidentally coinciding with the Bears' week off. There is no need to fully air my grievances here, except to say that too many times in the last week alone, contributors to this website have shifted from the substance of my commentary to attacks, explicit or implicit, of a more personal nature, for which I have neither the stomach nor the time to continually respond.

In my absence, enjoy Week 7 and the first few games of the World Series. I hope to return next Thursday to find again the intelligent, funny, and entertaining website that I so enthusiastically joined 19 months ago.

Colonel Sanders Finger Lickin' Picks For All Degenerate Gamblers Out There - Week 7

Ok this is why I am not ruling Vegas. The people in vegas pull you with a couple of good weeks and then rip your heart and wallet out. There is a reason why Steve Wynn doesn't bat an eye when he elbows a 135 million dollar painting. It is because there is no winning when it comes to betting. I will be watching the games from the dialysis center (who doesn't get the Sunday Ticket) because I am having to sell my other kidney (lost the first one to the Duke in the summer of 95) Onto the picks:

CAR (+3) at CIN: CAR Hard line for a Cincy fan, but they don't look good. Their o-line is gone, CP and CJ are looking to play in other sports, they need to find themselves and this is not the game.

DET (+3.5) at NYJ: NJY, "Will the real Mangina, please stand up" will be what Detroit native Slim Shady is saying and he will.

GB (+5) at MIA: MIA, gotta go with the fact that Mississippi native Favre doesn't do well in the warm weather

JAC (-10) at HOU: HOU, this is another one of those home underdog games that I hate betting on, so gotta go with the home dog

NE (-5) at BUF: NE, gotta love the maize and blue going into the land of the Sabres

PHI (-5) at TB: PHI, Gruden did well against the heartless Bungals but Philly actually has o-line

PITT (-2.5) at ATL: ATL, I am not a true believer in Sgt Slaughter just yet, I think that ATL will grind down his jawline

SD (-5) at KC: SD, God another home dog game, but the Chargers seem to have the ability to cover just about every week

DEN (-4.5) at CLE: DEN, Not sure if it is supposed to snow in CLE but DEN is used to cold weather, ugly looking dawgs, possible radioactivity and a river catching on fire so they should be fine

ARI (-3) at OAK: ARI, I don't think that Denny Green has another head explosion left in him, especially after meeting up with the people of Oakland

MINN (+7) at SEA: For some reason, I think that this might be a push game. UM alumni Hutchinson (who has a good last name by the way) will wreck havoc and open the holes for Tim Biakabutuka

WAS (+7) at Indy: IND I feel the pain for the residents of WAS who are forced to watch their games without the ticket. If you can't beat TENN, you can beat Indy at home

NYG (+3) at DAL: DAL, another one of those toss up games.

Last Week: 6-5-2
Total: 47-31-9

Lucky Number Week 7 -

Last week was just a preposterous week in the NFL, as we all know. Close games, three winless teams getting desperate and winning games, a collossal collapse, and a press conference for the ages by Dennis Green. Looking at this week’s set of games, it seems like teams of similar records are meeting each other in just about every game, meaning it should be another week of amazing games, heartbreak, and coaches just losing it.

Manwich Matchup of the Week-
Carolina at Cincinnati – This game is pivotal in both conference playoff races, and comes at a time when both teams are feeling pressure to keep up with other divisional foes. Unfortunately for Cincy, their offensive line is a mess, and I don’t believe the CAR D-linemen are going to be very nice to Carson. Pick: CAR

Upset of the Week-
Denver at Cleveland- Coming off a bye, I’m just hoping and praying that the Browns can find a way to put some points. I don’t think Denver is putting up more than 13, unless their Defense starts scoring. Honestly, the only teams that are favored by more than 7 this week are Indy and Jacksonville. There really aren’t many options for me to pick a “true” upset, so here it is. Pick: Cleveland

Detroit at N.Y. Jets – The Lions got their win last week, now its time for a siesta. Pick: NYJets

Green Bay at Miami - Did anyone else realize that 2 weeks ago, Green Bay cut their CB on Tuesday for performing poorly on Monday? Not many teams do this. Hell, its probably not good for team morale. But I think Green Bay should just start releasing 1 player every week, and even let the fans vote, to comprise 30% of the vote. Talk about an exciting Tuesday conference. You could even have the other votes be the captains of the team, the GM, the president, the coach, the owner, and one sports columnist. Now that would draw ratings! Pick: Miami

Jacksonville at Houston – A small news item this week was that Houston waived DB Phillip Buchannon. The important part about the story is that just less than 18 months ago, Houston gave up a 2nd round AND a 3rd round pick to acquire him from the Raiders. I really can’t remember a more rapid depreciation of an NFL talent acquired in a trade. Now, that’s a bad trade! Pick: Jacksonville

New England at Buffalo – They played close in Week 1, but the Bills seem messed up of late. Pick: New England

Philadelphia at Tampa Bay – Just like Detroit, I think they’ll be satisfied from last week’s win. Plus, Philly’s going to be extra motivated after last week’s tough loss. Pick: Philly

Pittsburgh at Atlanta – This is another AFC North – NFC South pivotal game. I really want to pick Atlanta, but I just don’t think they have it in them. Pick: Pittsburgh

San Diego at Kansas City – Marty the Party. Pick: San Diego

Arizona at Oakland- Once Dennis Green calms down he will come to this stunning conclusion: there actually were a lot of positives to take away from Monday night’s debacle! (Leinart’s passing against Chicago, Arizona defense). Pick: Arizona

Minnesota at Seattle – interesting rivalry game, between two organizations which created a bit of a stir by Minnesota inserting a “poison pill” provision into OL Steve Hutchinson’s contract. Seattle responded by inserting a “poison pill” provision into WR Nate Burleson’s contract, which isn’t as impressive considering he’s already just the 4th WR on the team. In addition, I’d like to retract my earlier statement about Seattle not making the playoffs. Their schedule is actually pretty easy, and they could pretty much sleep walk through the schedule and still finish at 10-6. In contrast, the NFC East teams have dogfigts every week, so 10-6 should be enough for at least a wild card, if not the division title. Pick: Seattle

Washington at Indianapolis – I love Indy’s pickup of DT Macfarland from Tampa Bay, especially considering they already lost DT simon for the year. (The price of a 2nd-rounder was a bit steep though, but the Colts are playing to win this year). Pick: Indy

NYG @ Dallas – Another intriguing game that can go either way. I’m feeling the NYG, despite the inconsistent play. Pick: NYG

Last Week: 10-3
Season: 56-31
Manwich: 5-2 (Thank you Seahawks miracle)
Upset of the Week: 1-5 (The streak has ended! I’ve broken through! I’d like to thank the refs at the Tampa-Cincy game)

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Playoffs?!?!

On the heels of Dennis Green's instant classic, here's one of my all-time favorite coaching rants:

I Wish I Knew How To Quit [Baseball]...

I amaze even myself with my inability to demonstrate willpower in the face of baseball. I guess that makes me the Jake Gyllenhaal to baseball’s Heath Ledger. Without further ado, and before I nauseate myself, here are my latest baseball-related thoughts:

1. Sweet Lou Chicago. Fortunately, the Yanks didn’t fire Joe Torre in favor of Lou Piniella. Without rehashing my feelings on Piniella, who I thought would wallow in, and contribute to, the negativity surrounding baseball coverage in New York, I can say that I think the Cubs made an intriguing managerial choice.

In Piniella, the Cubs got the requisite butt-kicker they need after spending three years in Dusty Baker’s accountability-free zone. For PR purposes, they also got a “championship” manager, although I’d argue that the 1990 Reds World Series victory says less about Piniella’s managerial skills in the face of his Seattle teams’ bad playoff defeats in 2000 and especially in 2001.

For now, Cubs fans should consider taking out insurance policies on the shoulders of Carlos Zambrano and anyone else left among the scraps of a once-solid pitching rotation. Unless the Cubs find a way to improve the caliber of their rotation, bullpen, middle infield, and outfield, there’s nothing Lou can realistically do to change the reality that the Astros, Cardinals, and perhaps Reds and Brewers have more on-field talent. That being said, Lou has a special way of getting some of his players to overachieve through intimidation and fear. In my opinion, Piniella is baseball’s version of Bill Parcells. And while this approach yields results in the short-term, a scorched-earth policy always ends badly for the team after this kind of manager moves on.

I think the Cubs will be better than expected in 2007 but beyond that, this relationship could end up in divorce court shortly thereafter.

2. Alex Wrigley-Bound? That will certainly be the talk of this off-season. With Lou Piniella being the only manager to not only coax performance but comfort and serenity out of Alex Rodriguez’s body, all signs would seem to point that Lou will lobby Cubs management to bring ARod to Chicago as the team’s cleanup hitter. Quite honestly, the Cubs simply don’t have the assets the Yanks would need to make such a deal possible. Chicago is short on top-flight minor league prospects above the Single-A level and, with the exception of the aforementioned Zambrano, has nothing resembling league-average starting pitching (2006 Cubs ERA+ 98).

The Yanks, unlike the 2003 Rangers, are in the enviable position of having the luxury of choosing whether or not to trade ARod at all. Certainly the Yankees might entertain offers but it’ll be a seller’s market this time around and there are other teams – the Angels, Astros, Padres, Dodgers, and White Sox – that match up better with what the Yankees are after.

One interesting note: there is a rumor that the Yankees would move ARod in a three-team deal where the Royals would send uber-prospect Alex Gordon to New York. That’s the one I’m rooting for.

3. Possible Historic Rematch? With one more victory, the Cardinals can clinch their second National League Pennant in three seasons and, in so doing, would set up a historic rubber-game rematch of two of the most famous World Series ever played. The first, played in 1934, featured the “Gashouse Gang” Cardinals beating the Tigers in seven games and featured 11 future Hall of Fame inductees between the two teams. The second, played in 1968, was memorialized in an exceptional HBO Sports documentary about how the Tigers’ seven-game victory over the Bob Gibson/Lou Brock-led Cardinals saved the riot-weary city of Detroit from a winter of further angst and isolation.

Hopefully Chris Carpenter and the Cardinals are in the mood to make some history tonight. Giving the Tigers and Cardinals a chance to match up in the World Series would be great for baseball historians and mid-market fans alike.

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

“...he looked like an absurd hillbilly...”

One of the very few things ESPN.com has done right was finding a way to get Chuck Klosterman on board. His zany observations about sports are just fantastic. This time, he tackles the topic of barefoot kickers.

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Contributor’s note: I had no idea there was already a column about barefoot kickers when I wrote this. I guess we all have Rich Karlis on the brain today...

Bare Feet and the Unibar


Last night, during one of Rex Grossman’s four interceptions (six total turnovers and 3 points on offense is offensive), I sat back and enjoyed Scott Player’s old school unibar. Take a look.

This unibar is not only old school it’s pointed downward. What good does this do? We discussed four possibilities: a) gum rest, b) chin protection, c) it’s the coolest thing since the leather helmet or d) it can stop all oncoming cars outside a strip club at 3am. Does it give a happy ending?

This morning, as part of a co-publication that will bolster the authority and the vigor of the BSD, Mighty Mike and I discussed and chronicled the best of the unibar and the bare footed kicker. Authors note: many of these kickers were born outside the USA (Denmark, South Africa, and Germany). Growing up kicking a ball must help.

1) The Royal Anderson and Andersen: Gary and Morton

No two kickers better showcase the power of the unibar. Gary remains the NFL points leader and was the first to register “the perfect season” meaning he hit all PATs and FGs attempted in 1998. Amazing. Gary’s unibar is unstoppable. He played 24 seasons in the NFL registering 2434 points.

Close behind (but still playing!) is the Royal Andersen, Morton. He holds the record for the most NFL games played (356), has kicked the most 50-yard FG (40), and is closing in on the before mentioned NFL total points record.

2) Sean Landeta

Although initially the picture was Landeta in his Eagles costume, the authors had to find one of him modeling his Giants blue to avoid the wrath of MJ. He spent the majority of his career with the G-Men and definitely makes the all unibar list.





3) Nick Lowery

Mr. Lowery has his own website... and it chronicles his own statistics. He also had a solid mustache. Enough said.







4) Reggie Roby

Unfortunately, Reggie Roby passed away in 2005. He had a remarkable career and pioneered the two-step method (whatever that means). Roby finished his 16 NFL seasons with 992 punts for 42,951 yards, with 298 punts in the 20 and 112 touchbacks. His career yard per punt average was 43.3, with a net average of 34.0. His career long punt was 77 yards.

He also demonstrates the strength associated with combining the bare foot kicker with the unibar. There was considerable debate between the authors on which bare footed, unibar kicker would earn the title of Voltron!! The fact that Roby kicked on the warm turf of Miami gives Voltron to the cold weather warrior Rich Karlis of the Denver Broncos.

5) Rich Karlis: Voltron

Karlis wins the Voltron award for bare footed kicker combined with the unibar. There was no stopping him.

According to Mighty Mike
A) Nobody beats Voltron. It was the best.
B) nobody beats the unibar. It is the best.
C) I think Voltron would beat the unibar

Sunday, October 15, 2006

MMBSD: Il Buono, il brutto, il cattivo

As my dad always said "Never doubt Clint Eastwood" followed quickly "Never get Clint mad". So with those two thoughts in mind here's a little weekend analysis using the tried and true method, the good, the bad and the ugly....

NFL
The Good
If there were any doubts if the Saints were for real they answered it this week with a spell binding victory over the Eagles. What has led New Orleans to nearly double last year's win total? It could be the addition of Sean Payton who seems to utilize his talent so as to maximize it. Or maybe the return of hard running Deuce. Or maybe Reggie (Texans as KC Royals dumb) Bush opens everything up for everyone. Or maybe best free agent acquisition of the year Drew Brees is the real deal. Or that their homefield isn't underwater or worse in Texas. I'll settle for a great defensive line that hits the QB in the mouth.

Bill Cowher (pictured below) does not allow his teams to fall apart. If they had lost to KC that would have meant implosion. As such Sgt. Slaughter and his team got tough. The AFC North is back up for grabs boys and girls. Just be wary Cobra Commander, Cowher is working out again.

The Bad

The Washington defense. Greg Williams was supposed to be using this year to finish polishing his resume before a return to head coachdom. Instead Washington has been sliced and diced by every QB including first year Vince Young. I'm sure (and deservedly so) a lot of blame goes to Brunnell (didn't I see him on the Today Show with Willard Scott for his 100th b-day?) but a 28th ranked pass defense isn't getting the job done.

The Other goes to the Rams impersonation of Martz offense. I suppose this goes into the good and bad. The good is the 28 points and three Holt TDs (did you see the last one...wow). The bad was the turnovers. You can't win with turnovers. Bulger threw his first INT and the fumble on the punt return really killed the Rams.

The Ugly
If your a betting man, the Giants are about as ugly as you can get. I'd have a better chance at dunking a basketball or figuring out the secret of frozen pizza (I still can't get it right as you can see with the picutre on the right of my last attempt) then guessing if the Giants will lay a goose egg or put up 21 in any given quarter. I don't think there is any rhyme or reason for the inconsistent play.

The Bengals were a preseason choice for making it to the Super Bowl but the latest lost to Tampa should bring that into question. Well for one it should bring the officiating back under the microscope (the roughing the passer call on Tampa's last drive was as bad as I've seen) but the Bengals offense hasn't been nearly as effective as it was last year. A lot of the problems comes from the offensive line which is banged up. The most recent injury is to left tackle Levi Jones (possibly by Colonel Mustard with the leadpipe in the kitchen but the police are still investigating). The injuries have hurt both the pass blocking and run blocking and if you have neither you're not winning.

Injuries for QBs seem to be piling up with McNair being the latest organ damage (concussion) case. Here's a quick list from kisssing Suzy Kolber on other probable NFL injuries

Quick Thoughts I think before bed that can be legally shared....
The SEC continued practice of ritual suicide continued with the last of the unbeatens from the South fell before the Auburn Tigers (is it just my imagination or does like 4 different SEC teams claim the Tiger as its mascot. This is just weird. There has never been a tiger in North America. There were lions, cougars, pumas, jaugars and bobcats but no Tigers. Pick something that actually belongs to your state. Jeez!) There are now 6 undefeated teams left (OSU, Michigan, USC, Rutgers, W.V., and Louisville). At max there will be 3 at the end of the season. USC has struggled the past few weeks but they continue to win. Bet that game against Cal is looking pretty big these days. As much as I've bad mouthed the Big East its probably better than at least the ACC, maybe the Big 12 this year so I'm fairl intrigued how the 3 undefeated Big East teams do come Bowl season.

Thursday, October 12, 2006

Cheers and Jeers: Vulcan Mind Probe Edition

Ingredients:

For those that haven't been following the new NBA rules there has been a change in regards to High School players. No longer will they go directly from the Senior Prom to the hardwood floors. No Kevin Garnett's implicit skills, no more Tracey McGrady's sleeping 14 hour a day, no Lebron soaring magestically, in essence the bowl has been cashed. Players must wait until the age of 19 now meaning they either have to sit around a year, play overseas or go to college. Of course going overseas means they are free agents which has its own risk (let alone playing in Europe I mean the taxes alone). This will fundmentally alter college basketball as well. For one, the Carmello Anthony phenomenon of the wunderkid for one year will be far more common. Fortunately or unfortunately UNC and OSU top the lists of those that would have turned pro. Greg Oden, the next David Robinson, is as dominating big man as advertised (I've seen him in person). OSU's super-freshman class, the so called "Thad 5" could be even better than the "Fab 4" and win a title. Of course UNC's fab 5 freshman catch could rival OSU's class. Add in Tyler Hansborough freshman of the year performance last year and UNC is a deep team. That said, Florida's championship team returns nearly its entire squad. The point, Dear Watson, is college basketball this year will be at a high of a skill level as we have seen in a long long time.

Cheers: To www.deadspin.com. Deadspin is the number one trafficked sports blog on the internet. Check it out. Very interesting. Although I think our posts as of recent are just as good.

Jeers: To injuries. Nothing really as big of a bummer as injuries to highly skilled college players that will be drafted. Mario Manningham, star receiver went down with some arthroscopic surgery this week. Mike Hart of that team up North will have to handle the slack. OSU's defensive tackle David Patterson, proving super string theories idea of symmetry, also went down this with a similiar knee injury. Here's to wishing they get well and soon.

Cheers: To Garrett Wolfe. The 5'7 running back from Northern Illinois is making a push for the Heisman. While the heisman is typically out of the reach of mid-majors, Wolfe's staggering 223.5 rushing average per game is garnering him plenty of attention. The little guy from the little school in the little conference now thats something to cheer about.

Cheers: To Borat the Movie. Sasha Baron Cohen, namesake of cheers and jeers, upcoming movie I predict will be a smash hit. Sasha Cohen's Borat character is some combination of Colbert meets JackAss meets Kazhakstan. If you like parody as humor go see the movie.

In honor of silly and frankly juvenile humor...

BJ Watch: Columbus' very own hockey team, The Blue Jacks (aka BJs), has raced out, grabbed their opponent's hair and forced their way into a the lead in the Western Central Division. The perennial receivers have become the givers. Hopefully more BJ success to shine down on Columbus.

Colonel Sanders Finger Lickin' Picks For All Degenerate Gamblers Out There - Week 6

Well it seems that the power of Snow Job has overcome Cobra Commander and those of us in Denver are happy now with the Broncos. Now here are the picks for this week of fun and excitement.

BUF (-1) at DET: DET Boring game, and I dont care so go with the home dog

CAR (+3) at BAL: CAR The Cobras will be stopped by the Cars.

CIN (-5.5) at TB: CIN, TB might be desparate but CIN doesn't like to look bad. Plus, I see CJ jumping down the sails of the pirate ship as his celebration ala Sloth in the Goonies

HOU (+13) at DAL: HOU, something tells me that they will be able to cover this

NYG (+3) at ATL: ATL, something tells me they won't cover this

PHI (-3) at NO: PHI, Philly keeps on truckin'
SEA (-3) at STL: STL, Madden curse keeps on truckin'
TENN (-10) at WAS: WAS, Brunell throws 5 TD passes to Santana Moss and my fantasy team wins its first game
KC (+7) at PITT: PITT, this is a very hard line but when in doubt take the home team
MIA (+3) at NYJ: NYJ, this will be a game I will not be watching on Sunday Ticket
SD (-10) at SF: SD, I wonder what the stats are of how many times SD has covered in the past two seasons...it is ALOT
OAK (+15) at DEN: OAK This is a high line and I think that Oakland might take Jay Cutler and use him as their QB for this game
CHI (-11) at ARI: Uhrlacher will eat JC's kids and his mullet wife

Last week: 7-4-3
Total: 41-26-7

Thanks A Million, Buck

Some time ago, Mighty Mike named me as one of the 2006 Baseball Fellows for the Buck O’Neil Institute for Baseball Excellence. Certainly, this was a facetious honorarium but it nevertheless appealed to me because of how much I think Buck O’Neil did for the wonderful game of baseball.

Anyway, I’ve decided to donate a small amount to this charity in Buck’s memory. The National Baseball Hall of Fame missed a wonderful opportunity to enshrine Buck O’Neil this past summer. Regardless of if he makes it into Cooperstown or not, I’d like to think that I can help make sure that Buck gets his own Hall of Fame.

I am not shilling here. If you can’t give, no problem. But I do ask for this much: if you ever liked baseball, at least keep Buck around in your memory. He’s one of the game’s great underappreciated treasures.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

R.I.P. Cory Lidle

Cory Lidle, 3/22/72 - 10/11/06

The Yankee family lost one of its own. Honestly I'm speechless and very, very sad. I hope everyone keeps Cory Lidle's wife and young son in their thoughts tonight.

Week 6 – Flawed Fantasy Football Scoring Systems

I have a deep, dark secret I have to share. I haven’t been a monogamous man. I’m not in just one fantasy football league. I’m not in two. I decided, as part of my celebration of my last year of law school, to accept every fantasy football invitation I received. So, I am in… SIX Fantasy Football leagues this year!!!

The few times that this awful truth has come out, it always creates some initial friction. Some people say “who do you root for? How do you even know who’s who in which league?” The answer: Rooting is difficult, but it's easier when you get similar players across the board (R.Moss, Droughns, Indy Defense). Even stranger is how each of the two other times I’ve been discovered as being in 6 leagues, I am forced to reassure the person, “don’t worry, your league is still #1 in my book!” I finally understood the inner-struggles of what it was like to be a polygamist. It takes a lot of work to keep everyone happy, because you don’t want to be a dead-beat owner, so you still have to make efforts to keep all 6 happy.

By being in all of these fantasy football leagues, you see some very interesting things, such as: 1) some of the features (and weaknesses) of the different websites and 2) the utterly insane, flawed, and awful scoring systems that exist. FoxSports.com has a neat feature where you get to post a “league story” that is in a large font, with pictures, on the front and center of the league page! It’s like having your own blog space, right on your fantasy football page. No longer can people claim, like we all do on Yahoo, “I forgot to check if there were any posts.”

The problem with FoxSports? When you attempt to acquire any player, the application usually crashes. For some reason, it has to load EVERY PLAYER IN THE NFL UNIVERSE before you can pick anyone up. So, I can’t really recommend the site, because this phenomenon completely discourages people from picking up players (I was able to still get Colston last Thursday, after 3 failed attempts earlier in the previous week).

In an ESPN league that I’m in, I suddenly realized on Monday Night that I was gaining 1 point for every 5 tackles the Broncos made. This created the most baffling incentive I could think of. Now, I wanted Jamal Lewis to continually get 3.34 yards, stay in-bounds, and rack up first downs, all so that I could maximize “tackle points!”. Does this scoring system make any sense? None, whatsoever, which is why I’m sharing it with the world. Anyways, on to the games.

Manwich Matchup of the Week-
Seattle at St. Louis- St. Louis did beat Denver in week 1, when Denver looked like they completely took the Rams for granted. The Rams really haven’t been tested since, and have somehow gained 4 wins. Seattle should be able to benefit from the bye week, and with or without Shaun Alexander, Seattle shouldn’t have many problems. Pick: Seattle

Upset of the Week –
Cincinnati at Tampa Bay – I think this could be a tricky game for Cincy. I can’t really think of any other plausible shocking upsets for the week, so I’m going with the more desperate team here. Pick: Tampa

Buffalo at Detroit- Now here is an interesting game. Actually, if not for 2 defensive touchdowns created by the Lions last week, they could have beaten the Vikings. I’ve got to go with the more desperate team here. Pick: Detroit

Carolina at Baltimore- Not even Cobra Commander could fight off the curse of the Upset Special last week. Pick: CAR

Houston at Dallas- The battle for Texas! I’ll never forget how the Texans started their franchise with a Win against Dallas, and how I thought they would quickly ascend to the elite in the NFL, like Jacksonville or Carolina. I was wrong. Pick: Dallas

N.Y. Giants at Atlanta – Everyone is baffled how the Giants suddenly played a good defensive game. Maybe it was more of a reflection on Mark Brunell? My theory is that it’s because typically-conservative Giants coach Tom Coughlin took his team out to a karaoke bar the night before the game, and Coach Coughlin performed an energetic version of “Moneymaker”, by Ludacris. As Coach Coughlin belted out “shake what your momma gave ya!”, all of the defensive players were inspired by what Coughlin is capable of, an inspiration that made them believe they could beat the Redskins and hold them to 3 points. Pick: Atlanta

Philadelphia at New Orleans- Obviously, New Orleans barely got by last week against a desperate Tampa team, and after the last 2 weeks, it seems as if teams are starting to figure out how to slow down the Saints offense. Pick: Philly

Tennessee at Washington- No one knows what to expect from the Redskins in any given week. They shredded the unstoppable the Jaguars, and got stuffed by the Giants. My only advice to the Redskins this week is to listen to what Frank Drebin once said in Naked Gun 3: “Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.”
Pick: Redskins

Kansas City at Pittsburgh- Eeeesh. Pittsburgh’s season could seriously come down to this game. They still have to get to 10-6 to make the playoffs, meaning there is not much room for error. I say, start Omar Jacobs. Pick: Pittsburgh

Miami at N.Y. Jets – I didn’t realize that Mike Mularkey, former head coach of Buffalo and insane offensive coordinator during the Kordell years, is the offensive coordinator at Miami. Now it all makes so much sense why they stink! Pick: NY Jets

San Diego at San Francisco- If only the Chargers released a schedule of when they will wear the power blue uniforms… Pick: San Diego

Oakland at Denver - This is a nationally televised game! Pick: Denver

Chi @ Arizona – This is also a nationally televised game! Final note: does anyone else find it amazing that YouTube.com just got bought for $1.6 billion, or the equivalent of approximately two to three NFL football teams? Pick: Chicago

Last Week: 12-2
Season: 46-28
Manwich: 4-2 (The Steelers just can’t get on track)
Upset of the Week: 0-5 (Not even Cobra Commander can stop the jinx power of the Upset Special)
Nicotrel



A little mid-week fun featuring the Rock and violence

Wednesday Morning Brain-Spill

1. Further to yesterday’s column in which I decried the NBA’s apparent apathy towards enforcing at least some sort of punishment for the growing number of dubious pseudo-criminal characters that populate its ranks, we get this latest commandment coming down from the mountain atop which David Stern dispenses his missives. How exactly will this make the league better? While histrionics and bad behavior should be punished on the court, giving referees even more discretion to be unreasonable and arrogant isn’t the way to go. The old adage that an umpire’s (or ref, in this case) presence should never be felt in a game will go out the window. I just don’t understand what the NBA is doing. Why do I get the sense that some of the NBA’s refs, short-tempered and star-blinded as they are, will use this as carte-blanche to stamp their imprint on a nightly basis.

Every time I see LeBron James, I thank my lucky stars that he’s in the league. His presence helps to distract me from the fact that I’m tired of the criminals on the court and I’m just as tired of the heavy-handedness in which David Stern uses to run his league.

2. Fortunately it didn’t come to pass. Hopefully Lou Piniella signs with the Giants or the Cubs or some other team that is in the market for an ill-tempered man with no people skills and a penchant for killing pitchers. It would do the Yankees a great disservice to have to play the 2007 season with Piniella’s flabby, alcoholic shadow looming overhead.

Having said that, I’m wondering if letting Joe Torre go would not have been the best course of action. The end of the Torre era is inevitable, be it by firing, or by resignation, or by some mutual agreement. And when Torre does go, it will be a bittersweet day. But a part of me wonders if hiring Joe Girardi for 2007 wasn’t the right play and if he’ll represent “the one that got away.” The Yanks will still likely make the playoffs next year – their offense is still too much for most teams to overcome. But without better pitching, the World Series will be an uphill climb. That’s nothing that either Torre or Girardi could fix. But sometimes a bit of fresh-faced enthusiasm can pull off miracles.

3. Daisuke Matsuzaka, the top pitcher in Japanese baseball, has been cleared to pursue a career in the major leagues. I don’t know which team will end up signing him but I know that all baseball fans should root for him. He is rumored to throw a trick pitch called the gyroball which looks absolutely devastating. I think it’ll be fun seeing American hitters swing over the top of a pitch that breaks as sharply as that...

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Charlton Heston, David Stern & You: American Dilemma, NBA Style

Finally, a column about something other than baseball. How refreshing. Unfortunately, it’s about how the NBA just can’t shake its thug image, mainly because it refuses to deal harshly with the people it employs.

I refuse to be brought down into the pseudo-morality of protecting America’s children from violent images on TV or other such Puritanical nonsense. But I do have to say that I find it perplexing that the NBA and the Indiana Pacers won’t act to protect their sagging corporate and brand image. Dress codes aren’t cutting it, Mr. Stern. Such petty, futile acts of low-level racism don’t solve problems.

And how sad is it that Reggie Miller, one of the men who took trash-talking, showboating, bad behavior, and general chicanery to the level of art form, should be the only one talking about this?

Here’s my bottom line: as much as it is incumbent upon individuals to make their own choices and to then be held accountable for the consequences of those choices, I do blame the justice system of the United States for at least a part of this situation. For if American gun laws can be so lax that an individual who has a criminal record for misdemeanor assault can still legally carry a firearm, what the hell does it say about this country? We’re talking about a man who assaulted individuals on live television. And no one thought that maybe suspending his gun permit would be a good idea?

Tuesday Thoughts...



1) Each AFC contender has an Achilles heal.

San Diego? Well, if they wear the powder blues and old school bolts they might be unstoppable. Still... Marty ball lurks. They can go as far as their rookie QB can take them.

Denver? Good wins at home (NE, Cobra Commander) but anyone convinced that Jake's Mountain man mullet (please check out the pictures!!) can take the Broncos to the next level? The D is nasty.

Jax? Lost to the Skins. They are 3-2 but Oct 22 at Philly is the real test.

Indy? I'm not a fan of the notion that somehow, by not winning by 82 points, you're getting soft. A win is a win. Period. Winning by 1 or by 40 doesn’t change the fact the Colts are 5-0. See Mighty's post about Tressel not thumping Bowling Green.

Cobra Commander? Tied in Denver going into the 4th. Turnovers sealed the deal. 4-1 start aint bad for a team that consists mainly of TN titans scraps.

Cincy? Clearly the joy of the BSD but thumped by NE at home. Oct 22 vs Carolina is their next real test.

Defending Champs?? 1-3... say hello to Charlie Batch.

2) The NFC is mediocre.

Philly is the team to beat. Best in the NFC. Chicago is # 2 and until they beat anyone of substance I won’t believe it. Beating Buffalo? Yawn.

Rams and Seattle play this weekend and that game will determine the early favorites for the NFC West.

NFC South is wide open. ATL? NO? Carolina is creeping back into the mix. The AFC south and the AFC North = 2 most interesting races.

Next year I will be purchasing the Sunday ticket to avoid redskins regional coverage. Mark "I need Medicare" Brunnel needs to be replaced. Moss can't throw it to himself. I'm not so sure the Giants played well or the Skins played poorly... it looked like 2 mediocre teams playing a quasi-competitive game. Except the skins forgot you need things like points for the game to remain competitive.

Sunday, October 08, 2006

MMBSD: SuperCharged Analysis

There are very few consistencies in life: death, taxes and confusion over how Kevin Costner still gets movie roles. The NFL at times seems to have even less consistency. Sure you can set your watch to the consistently increasing bad officiating and Maurice Carthon's (pictured at right) continuing attempt to garner a lock for world's dumbest man not living in Washington D.C. This week's dumbest of the dumb moves was on third and inches he decided to go with a toss-sweep option to pass play using the backup fullback (Lawrence Vickers) while on the opposition twenty yard line. Yes nothing says great coaching than placing the ball into the hands of a rookie fullback and having him read pass coverage while in the red zone. For all those loyal MMBSD readers, I emplore you, write the State Department to have Carthon deported to a place where he fits in...like the French Army.

Nonetheless when boiled down to a lot of the inconsistency that seems to permeate the NFL, well in hindsight actually makes a great deal of sense. Since back seat driving is all about hindsight, (the should'ves, the could'ves, the what in the world was I thinkings) let's check out the list of why on the surface things that don't make, do make sense.

1) Giants over 'Skins - Did we really get fooled into thinking that somehow Mark Brunnell resembled a professional quarterback? Really? Yes its a little surprising that the Giants morbid sackattack was revived. However the Redskins secondary has been victimized all year by the big play and thats something Manning to Burress specialize in. Factor in Brunnell was distracted over his worries about Medicare Part D and you get a predictable beat-down.

2) Tampa Nearly Pulling Off the Upset- Tampa despite using first time starter Gradkowski put a pretty big scare into Team America (who needed Reggie Bush's first touchdown of his career to get the win). However Gradkowski is out of University of Toledo. Toledo is a MAC team which has somehow become one of the elite conferences for NFL QBs. MAC quarterbacks have increasingly found starting jobs to showcase their skills, which for a conference not guaranteed a BCS bid is impressive.

3) San Diego beat down Pittsburgh - Actually this one was obvious. The Super-Chargers don't lose while wearing the powder blue. They're unstoppable. I'm not sure if those jersey's are laced with PCP or imbued with the souls of 100 dead Aztec warriors (which mainly helps with pass protection) but the old school uniforms are the way to go. Obviously the defending Super Bowl Champs only hope for reviving their season is benching MAC product Roethlisberger for MAC product Omar Jacobs (who's on the practice squad).

4) Philly beat down Dallas - Those folks that overlooked Philly this year missed an important fact....Philly's defensive line is healthy. Last year the defensive line was in various forms of breakage but a healthy line is a dominant line for Andy Reid. Philly carved up the inside of Dallas' line forcing statuesque (in a bad way) Drew Bledsoe to reach for that Liza Manelli strength pain killers.

5) Indy escapes with their life (barely) - Another close for the Colts. Something is just not clicking on this. Manning only threw for 166 yards against a defense that gave out frequent flier miles the previous week. I realize this team is undefeated but does anyone really think this is an elite team at this point?

A Few Other Thoughts (That don't involve sucking up to Starbucks)
Chris Carpenter on short rest pitching a great game to clinch to guards third straight to trip to the NLCS. That's what makes baseball playoffs special. The Buckeyes easily rolled to an early lead on Bowling Green. However rather than running up the score on the obviously over-matched team, Tressel put the brakes on. Its something that bothers me when the Browns or Stoops or Carrolls of the world need to the humiliate opponents in order to make themselves look better. The Sweatervest however took the classy approach to winning and slowed things down. Yeah ,I'm annoyed that Texas won the Red River Classic, but can anyone imagine the amount of complaining Oklahoma would have put up if their only loss was the controversial one to Oregon? Finally, a belated congratulation is in order to our benevolent co-editor, Gutsy. Gutsy secured gainful employment after he graduates in the spring. Which frankly is a lot more than we say about the other co-editor...get a real job Sandwich....get a job.

Goodbye Joe, Goodbye Yankees

I couldn’t stay away, I just couldn’t. Not with the story out of New York that Joe Torre will be fired by Monday afternoon, to be replaced by former Yankee player and manager Lou Piniella.

I’ve spent the past two years observing just how many tactical mistakes Joe Torre makes in each and every game. I’ve watched Torre mismanage his bench and his bullpen, defer to veterans that don’t deserve the time of day, and sit back in passivity when a firm hand was sometimes needed.

And despite all that, I don’t think Torre should be fired for losing to the Detroit Tigers. For once, I don’t think this four-game series was his fault. He did nothing wrong.

The worst part about replacing Torre with Piniella is not so much who the Yankees are losing but who they are getting in return. If Torre can’t manage a pitching staff, Piniella is worse. If Torre can’t manage a bullpen and a bench, Piniella is worse. And the one thing Torre does do well – handle the media and the never-ending scrutiny that comes with being a New York Yankee – is the one thing Piniella does worse than anyone in baseball. Piniella, an infamous hot-head, loves being the story. He loves being front-and-center. He loves making sure everyone knows exactly what he’s thinking at all times and he loves stirring the pot. These traits are not what the Yankees need. Worse, as Buster Olney says, hiring Piniella would signal that this team is now ARod’s and not Jeter’s, Jorge’s, and Mo’s.

I find it amazing that the Yankees would react to their bad performance by hiring just the type of person that would cause more controversies. As if the daily trials and tribulations of being a Yankee aren’t bad enough, now players would be answering for the antics and tantrums of a world-renowned self-saboteur who values self over team.

This stinks. If Piniella is hired, I will never set foot in Yankee Stadium again for the rest of my life. And those who know me know I’m not kidding around. I took the 2004 and 2005 seasons off in protest of the Vazquez, Lofton, and Pavano signings. I know that such an anonymous act changes nothing. But there are principles to think about, something that Lou Piniella knows nothing about.

Saturday, October 07, 2006

An American Treasure Passes On

Buck O'Neil, who was an impressive ambassador for his sport as anyone I have ever seen, passed away last night at the age of 94. Of course, Buck was more than just a great ambassador or just a great player; he was a good man, full of kindness, warmth and possessed an indomitable spirit. I think Ken Burns put it best:

"His life reflects the past and contains many of the bitter experiences that our country reserved for men of his color, but there is no bitterness in him," (Burns) said.

"It's not so much that he put that suffering behind him as that he has brought gold and light out of bitterness and despair, loneliness and suffering. He knows he can go farther with generosity and kindness than with anger and hate."

We would all do well to follow Buck's example....

Friday, October 06, 2006

Taking A Mulligan

As all beginner golfers know, sometimes a poor shot off the tee deserves a “do-over.” Thanks to this wild hook into the woods and onto the adjacent fairway, I’m taking another crack at the first round of the baseball playoffs.

National League

New York Mets (1) vs. Los Angeles Dodgers (4)

Watching the first two games of this series has been very instructive in answering the question “Why did the Boston Red Sox fire Grady Little?” While everyone who plays for him thinks he’s one hell of a nice guy, he knows nothing (NOTHING!) about how to manage a pitching staff.

Exhibit A – Why use Brad Penny, your announced Game 3 starter, in a relief situation in the bottom of the seventh inning of Game 1? If you want to find out just how injured he is, pitch him in a bullpen session or arrange for a simulated game. Don’t throw him out there in a tie game on the road less than 15 minutes after your hitters have managed to come back from three runs down.

Exhibit B – Why pick a rookie with a total of 65 major league innings under his belt for a must-win Game 2 start when you have a Hall of Famer on your team? The Hall of Famer went 6-3 with a 3.30 ERA in 12 starts for the Dodgers. The rookie? He didn’t fare quite as well, going 1-5 with a 4.22 ERA. Now the Hall of Famer will start Game 3 in an elimination game. And guess who pitches for the Dodgers in Game 4 (if necessary)...the goat from Exhibit A, Brad Penny.

Original Prediction: Dodgers in 4.
Mulligan Prediction: Mets in 3.

San Diego Padres (2) vs. St. Louis Cardinals (3)

Through two games, Albert Pujols has five hits, two runs scored, and three RBI. The Padres have 10 hits, one run scored, and one RBI. In short, the Padres suck and can’t be relied upon the postseason. Ever.

Original Prediction: Padres in 3.
Mulligan Prediction: Cardinals in 3.

American League

New York Yankees (1) vs. Detroit Tigers (4)

Following the script of the 2005 ALDS, the Yankees had control of the series in Game 1 and midway through Game 2, lost focus near the end and gave up a winnable game. Last year, it was ARod’s unfortunate error in the bottom of the sixth inning. This year, it was Mussina throwing wild pitches in consecutive innings, which set up two cheapie runs for the Tigers.

There is no doubt that by the end of 2007, Mussina will be the top statistical pitcher to not make it into Cooperstown, supplanting Jack Morris from atop his perch as the current holder of the “Best of the Rest” trophy. But there is also no doubt that Mike Mussina is not a big game pitcher. He’s had some good moments in his post-season career but the truth is that he’s 7-8 in 21 starts. Sure he’s been bitten by some bad luck. After all, his career post-season ERA is still only 3.40. But when the Yankees needed him most yesterday, he crumbled.

The Yankees are now faced with the task of winning with Randy Johnson and Jaret Wright, neither of whom is any good.

Original Prediction: Yankees in 4.
Mulligan Prediction: Tigers in 4.

Minnesota Twins (2) vs. Oakland Athletics (3)

The A’s went into Minnesota and did just enough to beat Johan Santana in Game 1. Torii Hunter personally gift-wrapped the Game 2 loss. Now the series goes back to Oakland with the A’s having three chances at overcoming their recent demons. The A’s have been down this road before in 2000, 2001, and 2003 but have failed to ice the series. This might be their year. I can’t tell you how or why the A’s continue to win but I just think the Twins are deflated and Torii’s late September braggadocios will come back to haunt him.

Original Prediction: Twins in 5.
Mulligan Prediction: Athletics in 4.

* * * * *

Should my mulligan predictions come true, I’m going to cut short any further writing about the 2006 baseball season until the BBWAA Awards are handed out. My Back Seat Drivers contract requires that I be the official baseball columnist for this site only as long as the Yankees are playing. Once they’re dead, my interest in baseball flies south for the winter.

So, dear readers, I’ll either be writing an NL/ALCS preview next Monday, or I’ll be moving onto other subjects. It’s been great being the voice of baseball for you all and I hope you’ve enjoyed reading as much as I’ve enjoyed writing.

Thursday, October 05, 2006

Cheers and Jeers: Tripple Pleasure

Ingredients: McCroskey: This is going to be a real sweat. Genderson, let me know when you get anything. Got a cigarette Nelson? I can't take much more of this. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines. Johnny, how about some more coffee?

Johnny: NO THANKS!

(Airplane)

Right now the sports senses are more than tingling, they're on overload! I turn the TV to ESPN, I'm using all of my speed reading abilities to follow the comings and goings. Baseball playoffs aren't exactly working out the way the conventional wisdom had it set up. The Cards after doing a Jackass type faceplant to end the season, have beaten down the Padres (Conventional Wisdom is neither conventional nor wisdom, discuss among yourself). Meanwhile the A's are being carried by Frank Thomas (somebody check with my sources. That can't be right).

Over in College Football land the SEC begins its annual re-enactment of Alive where undefeated survivors will be canabilized over the next two months. The big games between Tennessee and Georgia along with Florida and LSU should provide excellence sustance.

Finally as Gutsy and Colonel noted there's a lot of monkey throwing poo at wall type games (i.e. the monkey has a better shot at hitting the right one than you do). Cobra Commander is still on the march while T.O. and Donovan are getting into a 7th grade type text message fight.

So triple your pleasure, triple your fun this weekend with sportsorama (just remember in Vegas you need to pay a little extra for that kind of action).

Jeers: To me. I left out hockey as a fun way to spend the weekend. Now before someone throws a hot dog or batteries at me hear me out. Some people enjoy hockey. Its fast, its violent, in Columbus you can root for the BJs and one team in Saginaw, Wisconsin named their mascot after Stephen Colbert . Sure there are few negatives like French is used but I say let's give it a chance.

Cheers: To the NBA. I know if I fully discussed how excited I am for the NBA season my body would probably overload on sports so I'll just ask a few questions. How much worse will Detroit be without Ben Wallace? How much better will Chicago be with him? Can Lebron get any better and will that translate to more playoff wins? Will McGrady be healthy this year? Were the Spurs hurt last year or simply old?

Cheers: Denny Hastert. I have to say his impression of Captain Edward John Smith this week was simply awe inspiring. I doubt the real Captain Smith could have piloted a ship any better.

Cheers: Shanna Moakler. As if my week of could get any better, apparently the former Miss USA cold-cocked Paris Hilton in the face. Yeah I know I should avoid the schadenfreude but for something that sweet, I just can't help it.

Colonel Sanders Finger Lickin' Picks For All Degenerate Gamblers Out There - Week 5

So now I understand why I don't own Las Vegas. When you think there are games that are sure things, then the NFL gods just bite you in the buttocks. I think I am going to go into retirement and use the gambling money for snowboarding. Here are this weeks picks.

BUFF (+10) at CHI: CHI Bear down Chicago Bears again.

CLE (+9) at CAR: CAR, hopefully I get 5 games in a row in my Eliminator challenge

DET (+6.5) at MINN: DET, since UM beat the Gophers in the same place, I have to go with the Michigan team

MIA (+10) at NE: NE, never will I misjudge a UM alumni in a game against felons, and Culpepper stinks

STL (-3) at GB: STL, it is not cold yet in GB

TB (+6.5) at NO: TB, I still am skeptical about the Saints

TENN (+19) at INDY: TENN, wow I think this is the highest spread I have ever seen in professional football

WAS (+4) at NYG: WAS, if his name is Jay Feely or Amani Toomer, I will misjudge a UM alumni in a game against felons.

KC (-3) at ARI: KC, whatever happened to Elvis Grbac...I want to have a reunion tour and throw against John Navarre, once Kurt Christ strikes down Leinart for taking his job

NYJ (+7) at JAC: JAC, the Mangina will not be spread to cover this spread

OAK (+3) at SF: SF, I want Jerry Garcia to come back to life and sing the Star Spangled Banner...this would be more interesting than this game

DAL (+2) at PHI: DAL

PITT (+3) at SD: SD, probably the hardest line of the week, however SD has covered in alot of games

BAL (+4) at DEN: DEN, although I like the reverse jinx, that is only saved for the UM/OSU game. It is supposed to be cold and rainy here on Monday night. Everyone knows that Cobras can not survive in cold. Plus the Joes have Snow Job to help fight off the Cobras.



Last Week: 6-7-1
Total: 34-22-4

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Week 5 - Good vs. Evil

We must now have a discussion that I’ve been dreading. My choice in the “Upset special” has gotten to a ridiculous point. I try to choose teams that aren’t just 2 point favorites. I only think it appropriate that I choose more “difficult” upset specials. Despite my noble cause though, I just make poor selections, and I’ve created a very powerful curse against these underdogs. In fact, I’ve started to feel as if it’s becoming one of the greatest jinxes (jinki? Jinxese?) in the 21 Century, rivaling even the powerful Madden curse! I took the time to check out some stats over the last few seasons:
1) I’ve currently missed 23 of my last 27 Upset Specials (dating back to midway through the 2004 season)
2) Over the last 6 games I’ve picked the “Upset special”, my choice has lost by an average of 28 points.
3) Over the last 27 games, my choice has lost by an average of 11 points per game, and that is giving myself the benefit of a 24 point slaughter by my choice of the Cardinals in the end of the 2004 season.
Recognizing that I can’t stop the curse, I’ve decided to use this power for good, not evil. I will now choose teams I dislike, in the hopes that they will lose!

Manwich Matchup of the Week
Pittsburgh at San Diego – Very interesting game. San Diego should be 3-0, but now they might be a bit more desperate at 2-1. Speaking of desperate, the Steelers have had 2 weeks to prepare for the Chargers. I don’t know who came up with the Steelers schedule, but its just murderous. I really don’t see Pitt stopping LT in any way. Granted, that didn’t stop the Ravens from winning last week. In addition, though I couldn’t find the source, I think Cowher has an amazing record after the bye. Pick: Pittsburgh

Upset of the Week
Balt @ Denver – I am using the “Upset Special” for good not evil. Cobra Commander can suck it. Pick: Baltimore

Buffalo at Chicago – Revenge game? Buffalo coach Dick Jauron will be out for some revenge as he faces his old team in his old surroundings. Pick: Chicago

Cleveland at Carolina – Curly Frye is suddenly a viable fantasy option in most leagues! Pick: CAR

Detroit at Minnesota- Where in the World is Wayne Fontes? Pick: Minnesota

Miami at New England- So much for Miami being competitive this season. Pick: NE

St. Louis at Green Bay – I liked the resolve Green Bay showed in the 1st half of the Monday Night game. I also like pumpkin pie, but neither plays good defense. Pick: St. Louis

Tampa Bay at New Orleans – I heard some Bob Marley on the radio, and I realized that Cadillac Willaims name works really well in Buffalo Soldier:
“And he was taken from Africa [music], brought to america,
Fighting on arrival, fighting for survival.
Said he was a Cadillac Williams, Dreadlock Rasta -
Cadillac Williams in the heart of America.” Pick: NO

Tennessee at Indianapolis – I still can’t believe how close that Indy game was last week. Pick: Indy

Washington at N.Y. Giants- I still can’t get a solid read on either of these teams. Therefore, I'll just go with the home team. Pick: NYG

Kansas City at Arizona- Damon Huard could build some more confidence. Granted, playing San Fran and Arizona every week tends to build confidence. It’s kind of like going out with the village slut, and knowing you’re going to score. Pick: Kansas City

N.Y. Jets at Jacksonville- I realize Jacksonville can’t cover Santana Moss, but the Jets certainly don’t have any equivalent fast WRs… Anyways, Jets Coach Mangina has been very impressive of late. You know someone asked me who the coach of the Jets was last week, and I immediately said “Mangina.” Didn’t even think twice. I wonder if you can say that on TV. Pick: Jacksonville

Oakland at San Francisco- Cross-bay rivalry! Pick: San Fran

Dallas at Philadelphia- TO’s return to Philly. People may be throwing the following items onto the field in celebration of TO’s return to Philly: 1) pill bottles, 2) monopoly cash in the forms of paper airplanes, 3) old TO jerseys, 4) pom-poms, and 5) wet diapers. [Editor’s note: I wrote this before seeing “The Sandwich’s” link to that other site. Seriously.] Pick: Philly

Last Week: 9-5
Season: 34-26
Manwich: 4-1 (Thank you Bears defense)
Upset of the Week: 0-4 (Picking the 49ers in Kansas City was yet another 40-point mistake)

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Funny Blog

Just to show that we here at BSD aren't alone in our funny sports commentary and well heated diatribes I give you the first of hopefully many samples of good writing elsewhere

Kissing Suzy Kolber's take on T.O. visiting Philly



As a sidenote www.kissmesuzzy has replaced the NYTimes for favorite links given that the NYTimes is behind a firewall. If anyone has any other favorite sports blogs please let me know.

TMBSD: Bla-dow

Well after a little atoning, fasting, hallucinating from fasting and talking to a pink elephant I'm back for a little NFL action. Great job by Publius on Monday and encourage all to check out MJ's baseball playoff preview. I think its good enough to be put behind an insider wall.

Anyway its the quarter point in the NFL season so I'm here to give out my report on the season so far. BLA-DOW !

Best Team: I probably have to give this as a toss-up between Chicago and Philly. Now by best team I'm not saying that one these teams is winning it all but given available data I have been impressed the most with these two. While Chicago hasn't exactly had a brutal schedule (the toughest a night game at home against a depleted West Coast team) the play of their lines leads me to believe this is a good team. Tommy Harris has my vote for defensive MVP. Philly has been a dominating team for 15 out of 16 quarters. Mcnabb is the best QB in the NFC according to the latest polling of me. Reid has the track record

Most Surprising (in a bad way): Miami. Culpepper stinks, blah, blah, blah. But who had Culpepper as worse than the last 3 Miami QBs: Gus Frerotte, Sage Rosenfels and Irwin R. Scheister. Poor Ronnie Brown is getting pulverized out there behind an offensive line thats on its back more than Lyndsey Lohan.

Most Surprising (in a good way): New Orleans Saints. Lets not mince words here, this was an awful awful team last year. But they got a home. They got a QB. They got hope (Reggie Bush). High on the surprise o'meter is the nearly completely new defense that is holding its own and Sean Payton utilizing his offensive skills. A coach drawing plays to the strength of his team? Yes I know its shocking.

Most Over-rated Team: Cobra Commander's Crew. I have to believe it. I just have to. San Diego has an open offense and marches down scores a touchdown. Charle "Pride of Akron" Frye zipped in two others. Mcnair meanwhile has enough energy to play well for only about 3 minutes per game (they happen to be the last 3 minutes but who's counting. So far Baltimore has amassed its 4-0 start against teams a combined 3-12. The Cupcake part of their schedule is coming to an end with a trip to Denver.

Team at .500 that teams should be wary of: Washington. Sigh. Washington. Al Saunders 700,000 page playbook is finally be digested or Clinton Portis is healthy. Whichever is the cause the Redskins offense is clicking and call it a hunch but I think the defense will get straightened out one of these days. If that happens the NFC East dog fight is going to get even uglier.

Things I'm Least Looking Forward To: In no particular order: T.O. against Philly news, Mcnabb reactions to Philly against T.O., Bill Parcells faked anger over being interviewed about Mcnabb's reaction to Philly against T.O., a roundtable discussion on ESPN about whether ESPN has too much coverage of T.O.'s reaction to Bill Parcell's reaction to Mcnabb's reaction to Philly against T.O.

2006 MLB Playoff Preview: Divisional Series

The six month marathon is over, 22 teams have been sent home, and the eight remaining contenders will now sprint to get to 11 wins and a World Series trophy. Without further ado, here’s how I see the NL and AL Divisional Series shaking out:

National League

New York Mets (1) vs. Los Angeles Dodgers (4)

This will be an interesting series. For five months, the Mets beat up on the NL and their division rivals. For those same five months, the Dodgers fortunes ran the gamut, as they swam among the bottom and top-feeders in their division. During the week of July 22nd to July 28th, the Dodgers were in last place, 7.5 games behind the San Diego Padres; two weeks later, they were in first place. In short, the Dodgers are an unpredictable bunch. In the season’s final month, however, things did not go as well for the Mets, as they suffered staggering losses and will be without the services of Pedro Martinez for the entirety of the playoffs. Instead, they will have to go to battle with a rotation of Tom Glavine, Orlando “El Duque” Hernandez, and Steve Trachsel in the first three games of the best-of-five series against LA. The Dodgers will counter with Derek Lowe, Greg Maddux, and Brad Penny.

Turning to stats, the Mets compiled the lowest bullpen ERA in the majors, at 3.25. They also had the third-lowest cumulative ERA in the NL at 4.14. The Dodgers ranked eighth in bullpen ERA (4.12) and fourth in cumulative ERA (4.23), respectively. Interesting to note, however, that the Mets pitching staff allowed the most homeruns of any NL team in the playoffs (180) while the Dodgers allowed the fewest (152).

Offensively, the Mets and Dodgers are quite evenly matched. In AVG/OBP/SLG, the Mets hit to the tune of .264/.334/.445 and scored 834 runs while the Dodgers went .276/.348/.432 and scored 820 runs. In short, these two teams were among the strongest in the NL at the plate.

In a short series, with superior starting pitching and a good offense, I see no reason why the Dodgers can’t beat the Mets. Dodgers in 4.

San Diego Padres (2) vs. St. Louis Cardinals (3)

Not every playoff series can be considered “marquee.” At this point, everyone knows how badly the Cardinals played down the stretch, going 12-17 in their final 29 games. They go into October without their #2 starter Mark Mulder and without their closer Jason Isringhausen. Things are so dire that their Game 2 starter will be Jeff Weaver, a pitcher they signed off waivers in mid-July.

The pitching stats aren’t even close in this series. The Padres had the best cumulative ERA in the NL (3.87) and the second-best bullpen ERA (3.42) while the Cards ranked ninth (4.54) and seventh (4.06), respectively, in those categories.

At the plate, the Padres scored 731 runs and had a .263/.332/.416 batting line while the Cards scored 781 runs with a .269/.337/.431. While the Cards lineup features a bit more firepower with Albert Pujols and Scott Rolen, I think the big difference here will be that the Padres will attempt to manufacture more runs than the Red Birds. The Padres stole 123 bases, fourth most in the NL, and were successful in 79.8% of their steal attempts. The Cards, by contrast, stole the third-fewest bases in the NL (59), and had a 64.8% success rate. Given that the playoffs reward teams that create runs, I think the Cards will find it harder to score on the superior San Diego pitching staff.

The Cards swept the Padres out of the playoffs in 2005. I’m predicting that the Pads return the favor. Padres in 3.

American League

New York Yankees (1) vs. Detroit Tigers (4)

There are some parallels between this series and the Padres-Cardinals matchup. The Tigers, like the Cards, come into October weakened by a difficult month of September. In fact, the Tigers have only gone 19-31 in their last 50 games (.380 WP%) which would indicate that perhaps their superb first half was something of an aberration. Honestly? I’m inclined to agree.

Although the Tigers had the best team ERA (3.84), the second-best bullpen ERA (3.51), and allowed the fewest runs in all of baseball (675), those gaudy rankings are buoyed by the team’s magnificent first half. Since the All-Star break, the Tigers team ERA ranks sixth in the AL (4.32). Outside of starter Kenny Rogers none of the Tigers pitchers have any post-season experience and Rogers’ playoff failures are the stuff of legend. Although pitching is not the Yankees’ strong suit – seventh in AL ERA (4.41), eighth in bullpen ERA (4.18), sixth in fewest runs allowed (767) – the Yankees make up for it with postseason experience and the best closer in playoff (and baseball) history.

Offensively, the Yankees have the ability to overmatch any team with their rare blend of speed (139 steals, second-most in AL), patience (league-high .363 OBP), and power (210 HR, second-most in AL). As a team, the Yankees led the majors in runs scored (930) and boasted a .285/.363/.461 batting line. Although the Tigers do rank favorably in many hitting categories – third-most HR (203), fifth-most runs scored (822) – they also drew the second-fewest number of walks in the AL (430, 219 fewer than the Yankees) and struck out with the second-highest rate of regularity, amassing 1,133 punch-outs on the season. The Tigers, despite having an old-school manager from the NL, ranked 11th in steals in the AL, swiping only 60 bags and, amazingly, ranked second-to-last in the big leagues in stolen base percentage (60%).

I might be biased as a Yankee fan but the numbers just don’t add up. The Tigers could steal a game but I’m not seeing a David-Goliath series here. Yankees in 4.

Minnesota Twins (2) vs. Oakland Athletics (3)

Having already used up 971 words to this point, I’ll try to be brief. The Twins ranked second in team ERA (3.95), first in bullpen ERA (2.91), and allowed the second-fewest runs in the AL (683). They have been baseball’s hottest team, going 71-33 (.682 WP%) since June 8th. Their offense, normally an afterthought, is actually among the AL’s best, having scored 801 runs with a .287/.347/.425 batting line. Although those 801 runs rank them only eighth in the AL, the offense was scoring an average of 4.90 runs per game before the All-Star break and increased their output to 4.98 runs per game in the 76 games after the break. Morneau, Mauer, and Hunter will be a tough match for any pitching staff.

Oakland, by contrast, is a team that is in October exclusively on the strength of its pitching staff. They represent a “no-name” team with few stars and little in the way of marquee appeal. Nevertheless, they finished the season ranked third in the AL in bullpen ERA (3.60), fourth in cumulative ERA (4.21), and third in fewest runs allowed (727). Their offense is certainly not prolific (.260/.340/.412) and ranked only ninth in runs scored (771). Frank Thomas is the likely 2006 Comeback Player of the Year award winner but the rest of the A’s can be pitched to. They don’t steal bases, they don’t hit for much power, and they don’t have any one player that truly scares opponents.

Despite that, for some reason, I still see this series as being competitive. Somehow, I see it ending up like 2002, when Minnesota beat Oakland in 5 games. I’m going with that. Twins in 5.

Monday, October 02, 2006

Monday Thoughts...


I understand the Back Seat Drivers blog will be quiet today. Currently, I am preparing a list of things Mighty must apologize for including: The hole on the ozone layer, global warming, the malaise infecting all Cleveland sports, and NFL regional coverage. After he completes his tasks, I have several more.

My wish is for all to be inscribed into the book of life. Best Wishes. Onto my post.

Michigan at Ohio State: On Saturday night, The Wolverines and Buckeyes pulled closer to their November 18th clash. I AM PULLING FOR 11-0 MICHIGAN AT 11-0 OHIO STATE. This is the way the Big 10 should be decided... between the two undefeated heavy weights (ND is too lame to join the Big 10, instead they need to play each service academy). If both teams to continue to win, Mighty's tickets become even more valuable and he will be able to purchase a small dot.com start up hopefully involving Papa Johns or pornography.

OSU's remaining schedule

10/07 BGU 3:30 PM
10/14 at Mich St TBD
10/21 Indiana TBD
10/28 Minnesota 3:30 PM
11/04 at Illinois TBD
11/11 at N'western TBD
11/18 #6 Michigan 3:30 PM

Michigan's remaining schedule

10/07 Mich St 4:30 PM
10/14 at Penn State 8:00 PM
10/21 #19 Iowa TBD
10/28 N'western 12:00 PM
11/04 Ball St TBD
11/11 at Indiana TBD
11/18 at #1 Ohio St 3:30 PM

Michigan has more work to do. They must defeat the silly Spartans who still have not recovered and lost to Illinois last week!! Knowing MSU, they will regroup and hit Plaxico Burress with 8 TD passes. Don't forget, the Maze and Blue must goto Happy Valley and beat Penn State. Revenge NOTE: Michigan spoiled Penn State's perfect season last year.

Jim Tressel already has 4 wins versus Michigan.

I miss the days of John Cooper. Instead, the sweater vest has managed to own Lloyd Carr. In the off-season following last year's 7-5 misery, Carr replaced both coordinators and it looks like the Maze and Blue will give OSU a run for their money this year.

Through the 2005 season, Michigan leads the overall series 57-39-6, and the conference series 45-39-4. The schools will play their 90th consecutive year in 2007.

NFL: Cobra Commander defeated the Bolts in my manwich matchup of the week. McNair is learning the offense and is the QB that has the game/post season experience that can augment the defense. Meanwhile, the Ravens D held the bolts scoreless for the entire 2nd half. Looking ahead, Cobra Commander takes to the road Monday night next week at Denver. This will be interesting.


The Bears kicked some series Seattle Latte loving butt back across the country. Please, let us keep the Bears in proper context. They are 4-0 in a soft division and play a soft schedule.

The defense is impressive but the offense (like last year) is unproven. The best games to determine the quality of the bears are at the G-Men, at NE, and at STL. I am not convinced beating MVP-less Seattle at home and the sex boat squad are quality enough wins to start the celebration. Ohh yeah, and the D had to bail out Grossman at Minnesota after he threw a pick. The question for the Bears (like last year) = will the QB position help or hinder a serious defense?

ohh, and New England teabagged Cincy.
Meanwhile, I have weekend lag.