Thursday, October 19, 2006

Colonel Sanders Finger Lickin' Picks For All Degenerate Gamblers Out There - Week 7

Ok this is why I am not ruling Vegas. The people in vegas pull you with a couple of good weeks and then rip your heart and wallet out. There is a reason why Steve Wynn doesn't bat an eye when he elbows a 135 million dollar painting. It is because there is no winning when it comes to betting. I will be watching the games from the dialysis center (who doesn't get the Sunday Ticket) because I am having to sell my other kidney (lost the first one to the Duke in the summer of 95) Onto the picks:

CAR (+3) at CIN: CAR Hard line for a Cincy fan, but they don't look good. Their o-line is gone, CP and CJ are looking to play in other sports, they need to find themselves and this is not the game.

DET (+3.5) at NYJ: NJY, "Will the real Mangina, please stand up" will be what Detroit native Slim Shady is saying and he will.

GB (+5) at MIA: MIA, gotta go with the fact that Mississippi native Favre doesn't do well in the warm weather

JAC (-10) at HOU: HOU, this is another one of those home underdog games that I hate betting on, so gotta go with the home dog

NE (-5) at BUF: NE, gotta love the maize and blue going into the land of the Sabres

PHI (-5) at TB: PHI, Gruden did well against the heartless Bungals but Philly actually has o-line

PITT (-2.5) at ATL: ATL, I am not a true believer in Sgt Slaughter just yet, I think that ATL will grind down his jawline

SD (-5) at KC: SD, God another home dog game, but the Chargers seem to have the ability to cover just about every week

DEN (-4.5) at CLE: DEN, Not sure if it is supposed to snow in CLE but DEN is used to cold weather, ugly looking dawgs, possible radioactivity and a river catching on fire so they should be fine

ARI (-3) at OAK: ARI, I don't think that Denny Green has another head explosion left in him, especially after meeting up with the people of Oakland

MINN (+7) at SEA: For some reason, I think that this might be a push game. UM alumni Hutchinson (who has a good last name by the way) will wreck havoc and open the holes for Tim Biakabutuka

WAS (+7) at Indy: IND I feel the pain for the residents of WAS who are forced to watch their games without the ticket. If you can't beat TENN, you can beat Indy at home

NYG (+3) at DAL: DAL, another one of those toss up games.

Last Week: 6-5-2
Total: 47-31-9

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