I figured I would lighten up the mood a little bit and give a few observations on the Western plains where the deer and the antelope play. Now I have told you a couple of times that they sell Rocky Mountain Oysters at Colorado Rockies games. Well I think i figure out what keeps Bronco fans warm and crazy throughout the games. Here are a couple of recipes that I would like to share with you, straight from Mike Shanahan.
Battered Balls
Cut the testes (your choice) into broad, thin slices
Marinate for 1 hour in oil, lemon juice, chopped parsley, salt and pepper.
Dip them in light batter
Fry
Serve with ketchup or chili sauce
AND
Penis Stew
1 pound of penis, ram's or bull's
3 tbls. oil
1 large chopped onion
2 garlic cloves, peeled and chopped
1 tsp coriander seeds, crushed
1 tsp salt
freshly ground black pepper
Scald the penis, then drain and clean (doesn't say how you clean a penis. Not sure a guy would know since this penis is, well . . . never mind). Place the penis in a saucepan, cover with cold water, and bring to a boil. Remove any scum, then simmer for 10 minutes. Drain and slice.
Heat the oil in a large skillet. Add the onion, garlic, and coriander and fry until the onion is golden. Add the penis slices and fry on both sides for a few minutes. Stir in the remaining ingredients with a good grinding of pepper, add enough water to cover, and bring to a boil. Lower the heat, cover, and simmer for about 2 hours, or until tender. Add a little water from time to time if necessary to prevent burning.
Ah gotta love the crisp clean lack of oxygen.
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