"Vice President Dick Cheney went to George Washington UniversityHospital and got a colonoscopy. The doctor said his colon is fine, but his esophagus is inflamed. Let me tell you something: if you finish acolonoscopy and you have a sore throat, that is a very thorough exam."--Jay Leno
I figure with so many happy happies abounding it was time for Cheers and Jeers (with a little rum and coke to celebrate)
Cheers: To MJ celebrating his 30th with the Colonel (and possibly Professor Plum) in Colorado with the lampstick or the rope. One of these days I'll figure out who killed Mr. Body
Jeers: To Bobby Bowden not sitting any players when there is several ongoing investigations on assault charges for these players. Paging ESPN any commentary? Somehow I feel if Ohio State did this it you would see Sports Center doing round the clock commentary on Ohio-States lack of ethics.
Cheers: To not having to study for the bar anymore. Congrats to Hart for taking and surviving the bar exam experience. Hart along with Allie will be touring NFL preseason camps in Southeast Asia. Much like Peter King.
Jeers: To Steve Spurrior on my tv. Didn't he quit in disgrace only a few years ago?
Cheers: To Laz finishing up the bar exam today. While he has failed in his duties as commentator the last few months due to the bar I'm sure he'll pick up his duties once he gets back from his tour of several different ballparks
Cheers: To Larry Brown trying to improve the Knicks. There's something unsettling about the Nets being better than the Knicks. It would be like the Clippers better than the Lakers or a sober Pittsburgh Steeler fan.
Jeers: Apparently Nick Saban can reduce a 330 pound man to tears.
Is it time for that rum and coke yet?
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Mikey, after I get back from Colorado, I'll let you know. My hunch is that it was Miss Scarlet with the lead pipe in the conservatory.
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