Once again, we dedicate this feature to an announcer whose presence here probably should have come a long time ago. In the 9th inning of today's Cubs-Cardinals game, color commentator Tim McCarver offered this pearl:
"There's probably no job that's more definitive in baseball than the closer's. If you do your job, your team wins. If you don't, perhaps your team loses."
Nice one, Timmy. Nothing says "definitive" like an equivocal "perhaps". Your egomaniac partner should have slam-a-lam-a ding donged you on the head for this moronic babble.
Tim McCarver - SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE!
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