MMBSD: Down Goes Frazier!

The first half of the Pats and Colts played out as history would have predicted. An Indy wreckage. Manning scoring touchdowns for the Pats, Asante Samuels doing a great impersonation of Ty Law, Brady building a lead through his perfect hair and Belichick thinking about what kind of hoody he should wear in Miami. However the momentum subtly shifted with an Indy field goal near the end of the half. However the Pats were still well in front. Nothing to worry about if you are Unsufferable ass Pats fan.

New England cheerleader Meghan Vasconcellos (h/t kissmesuzy) apparently nearly lost her top in excitement over New England's first half performance.

However something happened at halftime to cause the laws of thermodynamics to be suspended. Manning was able to stand tall in the face of pressure. He did his best Sexy Rexy impersonation and thrusted into the end zone on three consecutive drives. Still why would one doubt the Patriots? They've been like Walmart: Crushing the hopes and dreams of American cities, mistreating workers and generally winning. It was a close game and Belichick was undefeated in close games in the playoffs(8-0).

While the Colts were up 38-34 a mere 80 odd yards stood between the Golden Boy and his Super Bowl. Whap. Brady pegged Watson for 19 yards. Thwap another 15 yard gain and New England was in Indy territory. However this time would be different as that would be last bit of magic for Brady this season. This time as Brady surveyed the field, the line that had protected him throughout the playoffs buckled. This time Brady made an ill advised throw. And this time a New England opponent actually capitalized on a New England mistake as Marlin Jackson intercepted Brady. Down went the aura of invincibility. Down went the choke title for Manning. Down goes Frazier!

Winning was finally able to quit Tom Brady

Meanwhile over in the NFC land the national audience got to see the two faces of Sexy Rexy. In the first half the gunslinger, while avoiding the interceptions, was only able to connect with players that were standing on the sidelines. It was the second half that the Ladies Man was able to find the right spot and excite the women of Chicago. By the end, New Orleans couldn't withstand the Bears D and the Rexinator. Between the New England and New Orleans loss Peter King is sobbing gently somewhere.

South Beach women prepare for Rextinction

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Apparently Pittsburgh hired Mike Tomlin better known as Omar Epps as their next coach. Then they hired Russ Grimm. Then both. And then finally Tomlin. Man where the hell was ESPN getting its info on that story? I would hope that the sports media covers the fact that two black coaches are facing each other in the Super Bowl as opposed to just two friends. I also hope the media ignores Rush Limbaugh who will be unable to avoid racial slurs. For those aren't paying attention Amare Stoudmaire is back. If he can keep it up the match-up between him and Dirk in the playoffs could be one for the ages. Over here in local news the Cleveland Browns hired an offensive coordinator named "Chud". I'm not sure what a Chud is but it sounds dirty. The conclusion of the Conference Championship games concludes this season of MMBSD. As a parting image, the patron saint of Back Seat Driving, The Princess of Hotness ….Scarlett Johansson.