Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Tuesday Thoughts… aka The Turnover Machine

Indy at Cobra Commander: Yes, Cobra Commander got jacked up. Watching this game was as exciting manually masturbating caged animals for artificial insemination. At least Indy got their money’s worth on Adam V. The question that popped into mind after the game: Did Cobra Commander forget to run the ball (20 carries for 82 yards) or is Indy’s run defense actually better than we expected? Dungy is a defensive coach but he will get the test against the Pats who will by happy to run the football.

Eagles at New Orleans: This was close during the regular season and it was close during the post-season. I am glad to be rid of the Eagles. They did a fine job of moving into the playoffs without McNabb but the NFC East needs to go. Note to New Orleans, please squib kick.

New England at San Diego: Whale’s vagina crapped the bed. You turn the ball over four times and you will not win the football game. San Diego had much more firepower but damn their wide receivers totally stink.

Seattle at Da Bears: Anyone care to comment on Rexy’s leash? He threw the ball 38 times sure but for an average of 7.4 per catch (meaning he dumped the ball underneath). He made good decisions but damn his wide receivers kept dropping the football (one drop turned into Grossman’s only INT). The Bears will need to score more points against New Orleans to have a chance. Special cheers to the Bears Special Teams… they managed to win the game (forcing a short punt and a 49 yard FG) without a Hester runback.

Picks:
New Orleans at Chicago: New Orleans
New England at Indy: New England

Last week: 3-1 (got you San Diego)

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