Sunday, January 07, 2007

MMBSD: Simple Math Answers to Simple Questions

Inspired by the Hitman's accourate and yet brief analysis of Colts v. Chiefs game I will attempt the same.

Where the outcomes of the NFL games this weekend predictable?

Yes

Could you elaborate?

1) Colts over Chiefs
a) Happy + learned to putt (stopped the run) = win
b) Herm + Edwards = Pat Robertson level of conservativism

2) Seahawks over Cowboys
a) First year starting QB on road + Defending NFC champion on homefield = loss
b) Parcells + increased cup size = loss

3) Pats over Jets
a) Tom + Brady + playoffs = points
b) Belichek + team that lost to the Browns = New England victory

4) Eagles over G-Men
a) Eli Manning + Second/Third Quarters = Deer in headlights
b) craptacular arm tackles + undisciplined penalties = loss

This has been an edition in simple math answers to simple questions. Thank you.

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