Milk
Strawberry Ice Cream
Strawberries
Hope
In this early part of the season two men stand astride the NFL like the Colossus at Rhodes.... The Manning Brothers. Combined their teams are 10-0 and boast the top 2 passer ratings in the league. They reign touchdowns with impunity on par with how Ray Lewis breaks the law with impunity. The NFL has been taken over - "conquered" if you will by this race of human looking creatures. At this point its unclear if they will simply consume the NFL or simply bludgeon them as part of their ultimate goal of placing Archie on Mt. Rushmore. However it is clear that there is no stopping them. And I for one welcome our Manning overlords. As a trusted news reporters person type I can useful in rounding up disloyal subjects who will be forced toil in their underground sugar caves .
Picture of C&J reporting the True Face of the Manning Brothers
Jeers: To Ray Lewis. For awhile I was wondering why Ray wasn't tossed after his hit on Ochostinko...then I remembered if any ref really messed with Ray he'd be met in the parking by Ray, 4 friends, shivs, and skiing masks. Here is a brief re-enactment about a normal day in the life of Ray Lewis
Cheers: To puppies. Not to make generalizations but if this video doesn't make you smile, you are an inhuman monster
Cheers: To the US soccer team qualifying for the World Cup. Congrats guys..do us proud
Jeers: To US soccer star Charlie Davie being in a serious car crash. Get well soon sir. We are all pulling for you.
Cheers: To Limbaugh being forced out of his bid for the St.Louis Rams. Karma dude. Karma
and we have two C&J gals of the week...Marge Simpson and Cheetera....Thanks Playboy
h/t holy taco
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