NFL Picks

Well, this week begins my nirvana.
"Pepper needs new shorts!!"

Not only does the NFL begin on Thursday, but OSU and TX clash in the annual epic pre-bowl bowl on Sat. This time the Young-less Longhorns will face Troy Smith and Ginn Jr. (i'm fairly certain he was the #47 car in Taladega Nights... yes, he is that fast). I cheer for OSU 3 times during the year (vs. TX, ND, and during bowl games)... go buckeyes! (what is a buckeye?)

Don't forget Penn State vs. ND and the US Open.

Peter La Fleur: "Come on, Kate. It's time to put your mouth where our balls are."

Onto my NFL Picks...
AFC:

East:
New England-- duh.
Miami-- i'm not ready to jump on the Fish bandwagon as they have a habit of disappearing when the weather dips below 50 in Buffalo (October). I picked them for #2 because this division is just that bad.
Buffalo--
Jets--

South:
Indy-- I won't pick them for the Superbowl
JAX-- JAX and Carolina end up better than I think they should be so I'll run with it.
TN-- Better then you'd think... but 9-7 or 8-8.
TX-- Ov vey.

North:
Pitt-- Ben's face vs. Carson's ACL. I pick Ben's face.
Cincy-- See above.
Cobra Commander-- Baltimore... watching the Ravens play football is cruel and should be unconstitutional.
Ohhh, the Cleveland Steamers finishing last. At least they wont tease Mighty into thinking they MIGHT be good. they won't.

West: tough one... people seem to like Denver mostly out of history... and the amazing man-stable they have playing offensive line.
Denver--
SD-- I thought they were playoff material last year and still think so.
KC-- Dick V teams have a 3 year window and KC is fading...
Oakland-- Where veterans goto pasture... hollywood squares of the NFL.

New England represents the AFC in the superbowl after beating Indy... Adam V. misses the game winning kick!! Paging Dr. irony, your help is needed in OR.

NFC: (isn't this the national league of the NFL?)

East:
Giants-- Toss up but the rivarly between the Eagles and the GMen is back!
Philly--
Dallas-- Bledsoe is still lousy. He looks like a deer in headlights.
Washington-- I am not certain which is worse, (a)the GOP Congressional majority or (b) Mark Brunnell as QB. During session I vote (a) but on sundays, I vote (b). Next year, I'm doing the Sunday ticket to avoid Redskins regional coverage.

South:
Carolina-- See JAX... ohh and since the Whalers won the Stanley Cup the whale power transfers to the NFL. It's science.
TB-- Gruden looks like Sting but really pissed off. I think he owns Vick.
ATL-- Owned by Sting.
NO-- Cheers to the end of Aaron Brooks era.

North:
Yes, Da Bears.
Dettown-- Mad Martz works with less talent but he still can put up more points than INT Favre and MN.
Vikings--
Packers--

West:
Seattle-- Madden curse be damned. they are still talented.
STL-- They are back. Watch out Seattle.
AZ-- Jesus powered Warner cant fool me twice... Matt Leinart?
SF-- Bonds will hit a home run.

Carolina defeats tge G-Men for the chance to lose to NE again in the Superbowl.