MMBSD: The Herd Thins

Another week of college football, another reduced list of potential BCS champions. Sure there are still some questions out like umm UConn is in first in the Big East? Do we dare give the heisman trophy to someone located in New England? And is there a difference between Nebraska Coach Bill Callahan and a Zombie (yes. Zombie has a chance at returning to life)? So what did we learn this week?

1a) Holy Crap. I watched a Trinity College Football Clip (here updated link) If only because it was one of the most amazing things I have ever seen in my life (ranking slightly below the naked hot girl avalanche).

1b) The Sweatervest is Consistent: Yes I know the Big 10 is having a down year and competing with the ACC and Big 12 for worst conference but name your favorite good team that hasn't choked against inferior competition this year? Thought so. Tressel hasn't lost to a non BCS bowl team in over 3 years and proved it again by stomping the remains of Joe Pa in Happy Valley.

There is only one way to celebrate an OSU victory. The Octabong (h/t michiganzone.blogspot.com)

2) Georgia really really Hates Florida: Mark Richt, normally mild mannered, told his team if they didn't get an excessive celebration penalty they would run laps. Well the team responded by running out of the field, doing the electric bugaloo, and possibly pissing in Tebow's helmet (where's your messiah now, Gators fan). Oh also rushing for 188 yards and sacking Tebow 6 times (sweet sweet tears). 3 losses for the Gators means game over....

I'd connect it to UGA but instead I'll just say I think they're cute and fuck you if you don't

3) Quack Attack and Sun Devils Roll: The Trojans are no longer giving dual pleasure. Oregon and my heisman trophy vote, Dennis Dixon, finished off the Trojans. They are chasing Arizona State and Dennis Erickson (yes I was surprised to hear he wasn't drunk an your local bar too) who beat the Cal Dirty Hippies. Who would've thought the Pac 10 could be decided this week when Oregon hosts Arizona State?

4) Kansas Best Start Since 1909: Man have things changed in Kansas over the past hundred odd years. They now teach evolution, err have electricity, err accept foreigners. Dammit there has to be something different about that state. Ah ha. Coach Mark Mangino's valour jump suit is stylish and his bonus in pie may also be a trend setter.

Coach Fat Bastard has the Jayhawks playing a sport called Football

5) The End is Near: BC's amazing comeback win over V-Tech on the road at night, in the rain, with a full moon means BC is edging even closer to a Championship birth. I now have to revise my belief that V-Tech can stop them. Only on the road at Clemson can keep us from the impeding disaster of a Boston strangehold on Championships. It'll be a dark dark year if they can't be stopped......

Quick NFL Morning Thoughts:

Great stat flashed on my tv only 1 of 43 3-5 teams have made the playoffs. Goodbye playoff hopes Cinci and Chicago...we hardly knew ye. Coach Crennel won back to back games for the first time in his tenure. Who would've thought the Browns would be involved in some of the most exciting games of the year? Crennel is already stocking up on adult diapers to avoid future problems. I want to know what Sean Payton gave the Saints to turn them around. I will use it to begin building my army of ninja manbats, which is probably necessary to complete this dissertation. Giants 6-2, MJ is confused but no longer angry (first time for everything)

Congrats:
Just a quick congrats to everyone. Last week we passed 25,000 visitors to BSD. Not too shabby if I say so myself. Not too shabby.