Mighty Drank the Rageahol and Foul Language Resulted

As a general rule I try not to talk much about the playoffs to avoid jinxing anything but I' m going to talk about this one. Fuck TBS.Fuck them for calling a 96 win team an underdog. Fuck them for ignoring that the Tribe had two Cy Young candidates or two outstanding young fireballers in the bullpen until they the last moments of Game 4. Fuck them for forcing me to watch Dane Cook, a guy that couldn't find funny if it crawled up his ass and died. Fuck them for putting out Tubby Mcdumbshit and some assholeChip Carey who thinks hyperbole doesn't go far enough. Here's a hint, let me watch the game and shut the hell up! That crew at their best could spin out conventional wisdom and at their worse made me pray for Bill Walton to take over. I'd even take Lee Corso dressed up as Chief Wahoo over them (what is Boston's mascot anyway? angry white males?). Fuck Craig Sager whose odd fashion fetish makes me think he should be kept away from small children and pregnant women.

So I hope the Tribe, Cleveland and their plagues of blood, frogs, locusts and slaying of the first of the born take their annoyance out on the Bloody Sox. Fuck Boston and their fans. They sit around whining about the injustices of their sport fate. That somehow their wait for a championship was far worse than any other which they could only do by dramatic feats of rationalization in that they overlooked that the Celts pulled them in by the bushload. Fuck their whiny ass focus on 1986 and that somehow that loss was worse than any other. Up theirs for when their team actually wins and they strut about with their penis pumps decreeing how their teams are somehow superior to any other. I've seen NRA members who compensate for their small penis' better. Fuck their insecurity in New York's shadow. Fuck their players. Fuck their racist sportswriters . Fuck their fans. Bring on fucking Boston. Go Tribe.